Someone’s Having a Real Laugh - How Long Until They ‘Bin Bag’ Ten Hag?

[Reckoner]

1 hour ago, manwiththestick said:

We're Man Utd, we'll do what we want.

Siiiuuuuuuuuuuuu…. next year

[dandyman]

Ronaldo and United are the footballing equivalent of going off to uni and living your best life only to return home to live with your parents knowing full well that you’ll be out the door with the first bird who flashed her tits at you 

[Scott_M]

Ronaldo wants a chat, go get Fergie…

 

[Reckoner]

23 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Ronaldo wants a chat, go get Fergie…

 

Ten Hag ‘I thought I was the manager’

Ferguson ‘Assistant to the manager ‘

[m0e]

1 hour ago, dandyman said:

Ronaldo and United are the footballing equivalent of going off to uni and living your best life only to return home to live with your parents knowing full well that you’ll be out the door with the first bird who flashed her tits at you 

A brilliant analogy, in full.

[Oh Buoy]

[clangers]

Rolling out Ferguson to the training ground to try and convince a player who is 37 years old to stay is ludicrous. A great way to undermine your new manager from the start. Loving it.

[Scott_M]

[Carra_is_legend]

8 hours ago, clangers said:

Rolling out Ferguson to the training ground to try and convince a player who is 37 years old to stay is ludicrous. A great way to undermine your new manager from the start. Loving it.

I am surprised he is not telling them to fuck off, the bitter cunt.

[Scott_M]

I thought this was mancs when I first saw it…

 

[Scott_M]

Good old Ronnie, wants his contract cancelled, is 4 weeks in fitness behind his team mates and has ruined good “tour vibes”.

 

[Mook]

It's gone from Good Vibrations to Help Me Rhonda in the space of a few days.

[cloggypop]

If they paid 57 million for Martinez I'd love to see how much Ajax want for Antony from them. 

[cloggypop]

8 minutes ago, Mook said:

It's gone from Good Vibrations to Help Me Rhonda in the space of a few days.

I guess they just weren't made for these times. 

[3 Stacks]

1 minute ago, cloggypop said:

If they paid 57 million for Martinez I'd love to see how much Ajax want for Antony from them. 

There were reports of 80m. Which is to say they want to dissuade a bid from the start. 

[TheHowieLama]

2 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

If they paid 57 million for Martinez I'd love to see how much Ajax want for Antony from them. 

Quoted 84 mil I think.

They really need to back the manager...

[cloggypop]

1 minute ago, 3 Stacks said:

There were reports of 80m. Which is to say they want to dissuade a bid from the start. 

Didn't work with Martinez 

[manwiththestick]

14 minutes ago, Mook said:

It's gone from Good Vibrations to Help Me Rhonda in the space of a few days.

All good fun, fun, fun.

[TheHowieLama]

God Only Knows what they are going to do about it. Allegedly Ronaldo was heard whistling I Get Around as he walked in.

[3 Stacks]

6 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Didn't work with Martinez 

Well, we wanted to keep Coutinho and then Barca offered a total of 142m. 

[Moo]

But where is Ronaldo going to go?  Who wants him?  I reckon Ten Hag would let him go in a heartbeat but as there's no one in for him Ronaldo is just posturing and saving face, acting like he is being forced to stay.

[Scott_M]

21 minutes ago, Moo said:

But where is Ronaldo going to go?  Who wants him?  I reckon Ten Hag would let him go in a heartbeat but as there's no one in for him Ronaldo is just posturing and saving face, acting like he is being forced to stay.

If I was in charge at Man Utd, I’d tell Ronaldo if he repays the club whatever they’ve paid Juventus so far, then he can have his contract cancelled.  
 

Then watch as nobody wants to sign him, even for free. 
 

Ronaldo obviously still got masses to offer somebody, probably even a CL club, he’s such a self centred cunt, nobody wants him.

 

He should have taken that Saudi offer. That or he decides to try the MLS, although I doubt that because I can’t see him doing well in Folsom. 

[Reckoner]

4 hours ago, Scott_M said:

If I was in charge at Man Utd, I’d tell Ronaldo if he repays the club whatever they’ve paid Juventus so far, then he can have his contract cancelled.  
 

Then watch as nobody wants to sign him, even for free. 
 

Ronaldo obviously still got masses to offer somebody, probably even a CL club, he’s such a self centred cunt, nobody wants him.

 

He should have taken that Saudi offer. That or he decides to try the MLS, although I doubt that because I can’t see him doing well in Folsom. 

He’d be perfect for the MLS, he can be rolled out to do his fancy tricks without any horrible defensive work being required and he can go home with a big bag of cash. But he wants to win the champions league again somewhere, and create a record of winning it 6 times. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

We should hijack any sesko deal. I'm totally against the concept of blocking the path of youngsters, if your good enough you unblock the path, like those who went before.

[Reckoner]

The top picture despite being a daft funny thing has sent CR7 fanboys into Twatter meltdown. Hilarious.