Worst Song of All Time

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Vincent Vega said:

Don’t Look Back In Anger by Oasis is the worst ear AIDS I’ve ever heard in my life. So bad it makes me want to go on a killing spree.

 

As a metal fan I also hate all American college rock. Crap ‘pop’ songs played by bad blerts covered in shite tattoos. 

Tit. 

[Vincent Vega]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Tit. 

 

[Bjornebye]

20 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

 

You look different to how I expected 

[Guest]

9 hours ago, Mook said:

I like Life In The Fast Lane but the pricks never put that one on.

 

My local has the best jukey in Edinburgh so fuck knows why people feel compelled to put Hotel fucking California on.

Life in the fast lane was the first eagles song I heard so I started at the top. 

[Guest]

8 hours ago, Mook said:

Anyone know if Mel C has the odd decent song?

She has just released a song and it has been produced by Joe Goddard. It sounded ace... 

 

 

I liked her song with Bryan Adams too... 

 

 

[rubble-rouser]

On 06/03/2018 at 17:23, Winston Wolf said:

This, by a fucking mile.

 

 

My isolation song, as it was number 1 on my 12th birthday. 

 

FFS

[VladimirIlyich]

11 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

She has just released a song and it has been produced by Joe Goddard. It sounded ace... 

 

 

I liked her song with Bryan Adams too... 

 

 

The one with Bryan Adams was pretty good. I wouldnt say her voice was particularly good though.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

11 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

She has just released a song and it has been produced by Joe Goddard. It sounded ace... 

 

 

I liked her song with Bryan Adams too... 

 

 

She's a S*n-advertising Wool who can go fuck herself. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

40 minutes ago, rubble-rouser said:

My isolation song, as it was number 1 on my 12th birthday. 

 

FFS

I don't think that's legally binding. 

[dave u]

On 06/03/2018 at 17:11, Tony Moanero said:

 

Blimey, at this rate, I'm going to run out of negs.

 

You and me both. I've only scanned through one page of this thread as someone needed a double post deleted, and it's already ruined my day as I'm angry as fuck at some of the shit I've seen. I negged Bjornebye for his terrible Take on Me shout, but it's not enough. I'm seriously thinking of going through a load of his other posts and negging them to.

 

Outrageously bad opinion that.

[dave u]

On 06/03/2018 at 17:23, Winston Wolf said:

This, by a fucking mile.

 

 

 

Weird. I woke up the other morning and this was in my head. Couldn't stop singing it but I have no idea why. I don't like the song and hadn't heard it I don't even know how long. It must have been in a dream I'd had, but I can never remember dreams. Probably a good thing if I'm dreaming about that song, or worse still, Glen Medeirios. 

[dave u]

The easiest answer to this is basically anything by Ed Sheeran, but with a special shout out to anything he does with some other cunt who is stupid enough to collaborate with him. Pretty sure there's one with him and Bieber (which would automatically trump anything he's done solo), but I only ever listen to the radio when I'm in the car and I have a short list of rules that include "No Ed Sheeran under any circumstances".

 

Another rule is a ban on switching the channel if there's a Madonna song on. It's about respect. Same thing goes for Bon Jovi, but that almost goes without saying.

[Scott_M]

We had some time on in the garden yesterday and this atrocity came on...

 

I’m never more than a passing fan of RHCP, this is just dreadful. 

https://youtu.be/OM9uMJWtNww

[Mook]

I'm still in shock that there are grown men with ears who think Mel C has been involved in anything that isn't absolutely atrocious.

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Mook said:

I'm still in shock that there are grown men with ears who think Mel C has been involved in anything that isn't absolutely atrocious.

So you don't like Bryan Adams?

[Guest]

48 minutes ago, dave u said:

 

Weird. I woke up the other morning and this was in my head. Couldn't stop singing it but I have no idea why. I don't like the song and hadn't heard it I don't even know how long. It must have been in a dream I'd had, but I can never remember dreams. Probably a good thing if I'm dreaming about that song, or worse still, Glen Medeirios. 

 

[Mook]

6 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

So you don't like Bryan Adams?

No, he's absolutely shite as well.

 

Music for middle aged women who need a good ride.

[General Dryness]

19 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

We had some time on in the garden yesterday and this atrocity came on...

 

I’m never more than a passing fan of RHCP, this is just dreadful. 

https://youtu.be/OM9uMJWtNww

I like a lot of RHCP stuff (in true music cunt style, I prefer their older material) but that one sounds like someone with no discernible songwriting talent listened to their entire back catalogue and said "I could do that " and this was the result. 

[easytoslip]

1 hour ago, rubble-rouser said:

My isolation song, as it was number 1 on my 12th birthday. 

 

FFS

Never heard of him or that before, dreadful absolutely dreadful. 

[easytoslip]

3 minutes ago, Mook said:

No, he's absolutely shite as well.

 

Music for middle aged women who need a good ride.

She used to work in the Theatre and said when David Essex was on all those said women rushed to the front of the stage howling, and while I'm at it David Essex has made some shit if not all shit but can't think of the titles. 

[Raymond Duck]

1 hour ago, dave u said:

 

Weird. I woke up the other morning and this was in my head. Couldn't stop singing it but I have no idea why. I don't like the song and hadn't heard it I don't even know how long. It must have been in a dream I'd had, but I can never remember dreams. Probably a good thing if I'm dreaming about that song, or worse still, Glen Medeirios. 

This always reminds of this "gem" also.

[KMD7]

17 minutes ago, Mook said:

No, he's absolutely shite as well.

 

Music for middle aged women who need a good ride.

Fuck you Mook. FUCK. YOU

 

Edit: In my rage this atrocity came into my head so you might be right

 

 

[The Golden Eel]

25 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

So you don't like Bryan Adams?

It's almost like you expect the answer to this to be, "Yes, I like Bryan Adams"?

[Tj hooker]

Shaddup your face : Joe Dolce 

House of the rising Sun : The Animals 

Red red wine : UB40 

I hate these songs with a passion not the bands necessarily , I'm sure given time I can add a few more 

[Chip Butty]

6 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

Shaddup your face : Joe Dolce

House of the rising Sun : The Animals 

Red red wine : UB40 

I hate these songs with a passion not the bands necessarily , I'm sure given time I can add a few more 

Philistine