Summer Transfer Ballache 2016

[Frankenhooker]

So we're going to ship him out before really getting to see him ? Sounds like utter shite to me.

[3 Stacks]

Why would we loan ings?

 

Because we're signing Higuain.

[amli]

If Ings is being loaned out and Benteke sold, Sturridge and Origi will not be enough.

So which one of Lewandowski, Higuain or Ibra will Klopp go for?

[Denny Crane]

Doubt it's true but you have to remember with the failure to qualify for Europe it will mean a much smaller squad.

 

The beancounters will be thinking less revenue from games no European money. So will balance the books accordingly.

[Arl arse]

Don't do it to yourselves lads, we'll probably end up with Shane Long.

[Barrington Womble]

Because we're signing Higuain.

Is that to play up front with suarez and lewandowski?

[Bjornebye]

Fuck sake I hope that isnt true. I like Ings but if he goes there he can get fucked.

[TheHowieLama]

what are the Long odds?

[Arl arse]

what are the Long odds?

Short.

[TheHowieLama]

I think I would lay those

[Denny Crane]

Fuck sake I hope that isnt true. I like Ings but if he goes there he can get fucked.

 

Bad day for you Stig. Your boy vic to Spurs and Ings to Rangers.

 

How about Balotelli to Celtic?

[Bjornebye]

Hahaha that might finish me off.

[Nightcat]

Kovacic to Roma is almost done. He will finalise his contract in the next couple of days. I didn't like him that much anyway

 

 

Because we're signing Higuain.

We're not.

[Section_31]

Good lad Skrtel, wish him well.

[manwiththestick]

Has he gone? Wish him no ill, had some good games.

[Arl arse]

I think I would lay those

I'd lay these.

 

[manwiththestick]

I bet they don't even like football, they just wanted to show the world their titties.

[Saintslfc13]

I bet they don't even like football, they just wanted to show the world their titties.

I'm cool with it.

[ZonkoVille77]

Wet titty sweat

[Arl arse]

I bet they don't even like football, they just wanted to show the world their titties.

Got to admire their dedication to entertaining the male population, above and beyond the call of duty.

[Jay86]

It all seems like it's gone quiet on the transfer front and any links we are having seems like it's agents using us again to sell their player to a club in the Champions League for more money. Kovacic linked again today, guaranteed he'll go somewhere else straight after the tournament. Hopefully there's some Sakho and Firmino type business going on that no one knows because surely we can't go into the season having not strengthened at least the spine of the team. Nobody knows how good Karius and Matip actually are so before anyone points out that we've bought a keeper and centre back. The thing is I don't even know how we should sign at the moment because we all have no idea the calibre of player we can actually attract.

[Frankenhooker]

It all seems like it's gone quiet on the transfer front and any links we are having seems like it's agents using us again to sell their player to a club in the Champions League for more money. Kovacic linked again today, guaranteed he'll go somewhere else straight after the tournament. Hopefully there's some Sakho and Firmino type business going on that no one knows because surely we can't go into the season having not strengthened at least the spine of the team. Nobody knows how good Karius and Matip actually are so before anyone points out that we've bought a keeper and centre back. The thing is I don't even know how we should sign at the moment because we all have no idea the calibre of player we can actually attract.

They both played in Germany not Outer Mongolia, of course people know how good they are.

[Jay86]

They both played in Germany not Outer Mongolia, of course people know how good they are.

The Bundesliga's not a great barometer of how good a player really is, for every De Bruyne there a Sahin who couldn't adapt

[Red House]

The Bundesliga's not a great barometer of how good a player really is, for every De Bruyne there a Sahin who couldn't adapt

 

On that basis, no league is a very good barometer. For every Sturridge, there's a Robbie Keane who couldn't adapt. Or a Joe Cole etc...

[3 Stacks]

The Bundesliga's not a great barometer of how good a player really is, for every De Bruyne there a Sahin who couldn't adapt

 

The Bundesliga is probably the most attacking and fast-paced league in the world. If you are a goalkeeper or defender and you shine in the Bundesliga, you can shine anywhere.