Summer Transfer Ballache 2016

[thompsonsnose]

8 Ace. I'm back on the Ace.....

[billypilgrimnz]

293 pages of wasted man hours in this thread. All these neurons and talents wasted on daydreaming about millionaires and getting worked up by drunk, misanthropic reporters/fabulists.

[setreal]

293 pages of wasted man hours in this thread. All these neurons and talents wasted on daydreaming about millionaires and getting worked up by drunk, misanthropic reporters/fabulists.

 

“The danger of civilization, of course, is that you will piss away your life on nonsense.”

 

― Jim Harrison

[Hades]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxime_Bourgeois

 

If I hear we're in for him I will revolt. 

[Josef Svejk]

Don't be so petty.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Who, in their right mind, would bid for Adam Bogdan ? I've honestly seen league 2 keepers that are better. I'd stick a raffle ticket on him, alongside a tray of Ferrero Rocher and a bottle of port, and hope that someone pulls out his number first.

 

Whoever signs him will be viewed with the same suspicion as when Father Ted won A Song For Ireland.

[Lee909]

Balotelli headed for Turkey

By Football Italia staff

 

Mario Balotelli's future is in Turkey as his agent is 'quite sure' Besiktas will sign him from Liverpool.

The striker's season on loan at Milan was not impressive enough for the club to buy him in full, and Super Mario's next buyer is once again a mystery.

His agent Mino Raiola, however, believes the 25-year-old will be heading out to Turkey.

“I offered Mario to Besiktas and I'm waiting for their answer,” he told the Turkish outlet Spox.com.tr. “But I'm quite sure the transfer will happen, as the president already assured me in the past that he would do everything he can to sign him.”

 

 

 

 

 

[Chairman Meow]

Please let this happen. I'd let them have him for free just to get rid of the useless braindead fuck. 

[Horus]

"the president already assured me in the past that he would do everything he can to sign him.” Unless it involves paying for him, is my guess.

[Lee909]

Even if they take on his contract so we dont have to pay him off its a win at this stage

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Even if they kill him so we dont ever have to look at his lazy fat head again, its a win

True

[amli]

293 pages of wasted man hours in this thread. All these neurons and talents wasted on daydreaming about millionaires and getting worked up by drunk, misanthropic reporters/fabulists.

LFC Round Up ‏@LFCroundup 2m2 minutes ago

Boyhood Liverpool fan, Lewandowski is interested in teaming up again with Klopp if & when the club return to the Champions League. ( Mail )

 

Billy Liddell ‏@Liddellpool 9m9 minutes ago

#LFC show interest in Jonathan Tah acc to Sportbild

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

If he's waiting until we're already much better, then fuck him.

[M_B]

He'll have retired by then.

[kalasoma]

I actually think Balotelli would do alright in Turkey as it goes. Hope he goes.

[Grinch]

Loan to Turkey with us covering his wages then.

[setreal]

Loan to Turkey with us covering his wages, legal fees and dunce insurance then.

 

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[Arl arse]

LFC Round Up ‏@LFCroundup 2m2 minutes ago

Boyhood Liverpool fan, Lewandowski is interested in teaming up again with Klopp if & when the club return to the Champions League. ( Mail )

Billy Liddell ‏@Liddellpool 9m9 minutes ago

#LFC show interest in Jonathan Tah acc to Sportbild

Yes please Tah, If he was a 'boyhood red' Lewandowski should be beating down Klopp's door to play for us, whether we're in the Champions League or not.

[Mook]

I actually think Balotelli would do alright in Turkey as it goes. Hope he goes.

He is a fucking turkey.

[Alan Sex]

He is a fucking turkey.

Tell yer Mrs that line deserves a gobble.

[Lee909]

Now we are fucking talking

 

Liverpool could make a shock swoop for Real Madrid midfielder Mateo Kovacic, according to Gazzetta dello Sport.

 

The Croatian midfielder is reportedly unhappy with his lack of playing time at the Bernabeu and would consider a move away.

 

It is thought that Kovacic would be available for around £24million but could also be prized away on a season-long loan deal.

 

Kovacic, 22, has only made eight starts since signing for Real Madrid last summer and Jurgen Klopp is keen to help him play further football next season.

 

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Now we are fucking talking Liverpool could make a shock swoop for Real Madrid midfielder Mateo Kovacic, according to Gazzetta dello Sport. The Croatian midfielder is reportedly unhappy with his lack of playing time at the Bernabeu and would consider a move away. It is thought that Kovacic would be available for around £24million but could also be prized away on a season-long loan deal. Kovacic, 22, has only made eight starts since signing for Real Madrid last summer and Jurgen Klopp is keen to help him play further football next season.

LET SOMETHING GOOD HAPPEN

[Grinch]

That'd be fucking awesome.

 

The only thing I'd be worried about there is looks like we see Can as a defensive midfielder.  Just don't see it at all.

 

Our midfield is weak as fuck and teams have strolled through us since Mascherano left, no amount of quality ball playing centre mids is going to stop that from happening next season.

[aRdja]

That'd be fucking awesome.

 

The only thing I'd be worried about there is looks like we see Can as a defensive midfielder. Just don't see it at all.

 

Our midfield is weak as fuck and teams have strolled through us since Mascherano left, no amount of quality ball playing centre mids is going to stop that from happening next season.

Based on our reported targets, I'm certain that Klopp sees Can as our chief DM. He's still got a lot of improvement in him, but I think it's wasting his talent a bit playing him as a holding mid.

[Grinch]

Based on our reported targets, I'm certain that Klopp sees Can as our chief DM. He's still got a lot of improvement in him, but I think it's wasting his talent a bit playing him as a holding mid.

 

Genuinely don't see it.  He does a lot of things well, albeit inconsistently but none of them are things you want in your DM.

 

He reminds me of Yaya.