Meeting new people - some serious shit please...

[Bob]

Whatever happened with the hot Polish girl?

I ditched her for my ex wife.

[Bob]

Why would you do it if you are not sure it will work out?

 

If you have doubts now, then surely that will not change further down the line?

 

I really do hope it does work out for you both Bob.

Surely it's normal to have doubts about whether it will work second time around when it didn't the first time.

 

To not have any doubts would seem like naivety, to me.

 

Anyway, we'll see in time I guess.

[Kevin D]

What is the over/under?

[A Red]

Its not going to work is it? I know, you know, we all know.

 

Good luck

[Hooch]

Good luck to you Bob.

[RedKnight]

Yeah best of luck to you, mate.

[Jairzinho]

Might as well just change your username to Bob Mouse.

 

Bad Spunkhouse.

[VladimirIlyich]

Get that new patio built Bob.

[KMD7]

Bob's ex wife knows.

 

Best of luck mate. Hope it works out.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Good luck Bob, PoF will never be the same without you....

 

As for whether or not it will work...I think every relationship is unique but as someone who has done this three times (2010, 2014, 2015) and finally decided it was never going to work (ie- binned) tread carefully....but the sex will be good; however do not make it to good as she will want to know any new moves you may have been trying out; in other words don't get your thumb right up there when she's riding you. Amd wipe your mobile, laptop and any other device.

 

Hope it works out for your daughter's sake as well.

 

Now, to the bookies---

 

Bob to workout- 2-1

Stig binbagged by summer- 3/7

Stig binbagged by autumn, back together by Winter solstice- odds on favourite

NP back a fourth time- 100000/1

TomR to bum all three of the above women- already has

Stringvest to get back with Marie Antoinette- he baked the fucking cake before they lopped her head off

[Nunavut Patrick]

Get that new patio built Bob.

No.

 

I redecorated a room for my ex and three weeks later I was on an aeroplane on my way....

 

Do not attempt home improvements until you are sure, and you can never be sure as they are all mentalists.

 

Unless you plan to bury her under the patio....then carry on.

[VladimirIlyich]

I think your 3/7 is very generous.

[Nunavut Patrick]

I think your 3/7 is very generous.

Yeah, I just had a peek at the World of a Woman thread.

 

Mrs A Red should be chilling in Amsterdam in a coffee shop not harassing poor Mr A Red, who just wants to turn his house into a haven for hoarders and whiskey drinking cats.

 

Mrs Stig cannot stand the thought of her working and Stig not to the point she wants him in the attic to find stuff to bin....I think the microwave is an euphamism. Or a hint....garden stuff, boxes and yourself please.

[stringvest]

It's all happening.

[Jennings]

RIP the date thread. Selfish bastard Bob!

[ZonkoVille77]

Best of luck, Bob. Absence makes the heart grow stronger and all that. Apparently. If it doesn't work out then at least you've tried, plus you have the knowledge of what is like to be single so you'll ease back into that if needs must. And don't tell her how many chicks you boned when you are apart - you'll be battered like a cod.

[Champ]

Well, the ex is moving back in with me on Wednesday. She's had a change of heart having been apart for a good while and has asked of of take her back.

I said I would.

I'm not convinced it'll work out, but we've both changed for the better while we've been apart and we get on better than we have in years, so I guess we'll see.

Dont listen to the naysayers, Bob. In fact, dont listen to anyone or anything but your heart. If it feels 'right' go for it and give it everything because if you dont you will never be able to let her in properly and she will never feel fully accepted back and you will both be caught in limbo until one of you has the strength to end it properly.

 

All the very best, and for god's sake, never let her read whats been posted on here

[VladimirIlyich]

RIP YNWA etc.

[stringvest]

Bob, women get things wrong sometimes.  It would be churlish of you not to give her another chance of glory.  Good on you.  

[Spy Bee]

Be ready for the question "Where have you learned all these kinky new techniques?"

[Anubis]

Dont listen to the naysayers, Bob. In fact, dont listen to anyone or anything but your heart. If it feels 'right' go for it and give it everything because if you dont you will never be able to let her in properly and she will never feel fully accepted back and you will both be caught in limbo until one of you has the strength to end it properly.

 

 

Someone's been overdosing on John Hughes movies.

 

Best of luck to you both, Bob.

[lifetime fan]

Bob - come home pissed, strip off and helicopter her.

 

Then tell her about what she could have missed out on.

 

She won't be a twat again.

[General Dryness]

RIP the date thread. Selfish bastard Bob!

BigBak was a flash in the pan. The fucking quitter.

[Hooch]

BigBak was a flash in the pan. The fucking quitter.

Was BigBak even real?

 

Don't think I've ever seen him post in any other thread bar bearing his soul in the date thread.

[Elite]

Just spend as little time as possible with her and it'll be grand.