Daniel Sturridge: Loving Every Minute

[kalasoma]

To the tune of Sesame Street

 

Come and play

Everything's A-OK

On our way

To play the Champions League

You can tell me how to win

How to win with

Daniel Sturridge

 

That's it from me.

[sh#t waffle]

I like Danny Welbeck, he seems like a really good lad.

 

There, I said it.

Yep, me too.

[nando1000]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-3ls5Ckq0I#t=231

 

Sturridge is a joker

[Xherdan]

na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na 

 

He wears 14

and he plays in red

Daniel Sturridge

He hates manc cunts

and he hates the blues too

Daniel Sturridge

He'll beat you in a race 

and he'll ride your bird 

Daniel Sturridge

He leads the line

For Liverpool

Daniel Sturridge

 

na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na 

 

 

This is to the tune of Blur's Country House, the chorus part.

 

 

Thats it there for those of you who dont know it. The words need improving but Daniel Sturridge works well in the 'In the country' bit.

[scudger99]

Nowhere near as bad a player as a lot of people make out either. Give him a season under Rodgers and I reckon he'd be a bit tasty.

I doubt Wellbeck would be tasty even if you dipped him in chocolate sauce.  He obviously has something about him, but that's stretching it a bit far.

He does come across as a nice fella, but I'm still happy that he's in their squad and not ours.

I think Sturridge may improve again this season, coming out of Suarez's shade so to speak.  Hopefully he'll steer clear of injuries and flourish further.  Just wish he wasn't Ingerrlund's number one, 'cos knowing our luck that's when he'll get injured.  Playing for fucking Woy.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-3ls5Ckq0I#t=231

 

Sturridge is a joker

The way he finished that was classy. Top fella is Sturridge.

[PestiRed]

Not sure whether to be proud or gutted

 

http://m.vice.com/en_uk/read/why-is-daniel-sturridge-the-only-hipster-footballer

[Trumo]

That Sturridge and Ibe video really makes you feel old! Ibe didn't have a clue about a lot of those songs until you realise he was only about 6 or 7 when the likes of Eminem were in their pomp, and he was still in nappies when 2Pac and Biggie were getting themselves shot! Sturridge clearly likes a laugh and a joke even if it's at his own expense.

[Boss]

Not sure whether to be proud or gutted

 

http://m.vice.com/en_uk/read/why-is-daniel-sturridge-the-only-hipster-footballer

 

That Stuart Downing footage makes me shudder with terror.

[Saintslfc13]

Not sure whether to be proud or gutted

 

http://m.vice.com/en_uk/read/why-is-daniel-sturridge-the-only-hipster-footballer

 

Is it just me or does anyone else feel like every time they read an article by vice they can't help but come to the conclusion that the writer comes off as a pretentious cunt with an insatiable "know-it-all" complex? Or maybe it just seems like they're trying too hard to be "cool"? or both?

 

Which leads me to another question, is vice the world's first hipster news-website?

[PestiRed]

Is it just me or does anyone else feel like every time they read an article by vice they can't help but come to the conclusion that the writer comes off as a pretentious cunt with an insatiable "know-it-all" complex? Or maybe it just seems like they're trying too hard to be "cool"? or both?

 

Which leads me to another question, is vice the world's first hipster news-website?

First and probably last article I've ever read from them. Presumed they were a hipster site from that article so didn't bother clicking on anything else

[Saintslfc13]

First and probably last article I've ever read from them. Presumed they were a hipster site from that article so didn't bother clicking on anything else

 

Fair enough, they have a show on HBO over here that's actually pretty good and fairly unbiased (at least the ones I've seen anyway), so I've given a few of their articles a read but I always end up feeling like the writer needs to be taken down a few knotches,

[JermainePennant]

Watching sturridge today made me realise he is the best player at the club right now, other players have great potential but on current ability he is the best.

 

A new contract was talked about before the summer window and we have seen how insecure players can become with what happened with Gerrard after the cl win.

 

I think a few players are on a higher wage then him and a new contract needs to be sorted for him soon that reflects his value to the club.

[usernameunknown]

He's amazing, doesn't get enough credit for the other aspects of his game. His crossing is sensational.

[eeyore]

Compare him to balotelli and he's just on another level

[Trumo]

He's now injured and will miss the next England game and probably the next couple of Liverpool games. There are even stories (unfounded) that he'll be out for 4 months. Normally I'd say that kind of rumour is just scaremongering but when it comes to our players getting injured while on England duty, they always seem to be out for quite a long time.

 

This is not aimed at Hodgson or his staff because it's something I've noticed in the sport in general, but why do players that have been subbed immediately go and sit on the bench? I know the players will do a warm down after the game but the ones that have been subbed could be sitting around for quite a while before doing that warm down. Isn't is possible that they could tighten up a little during this time - particularly the ones that rely on their explosiveness and athleticism?

 

Sports scientists and medical experts will no doubt be fully aware of all this, but to a layman like me it does seem a little bit odd to go from a high intensity workout onto a period of doing nothing followed by a light workout. 

 

I'm only mentioning this because Sturridge was subbed and sat on the bench during the game's closing stages, and because he returned early from the US tour to have some treatment on another muscular injury a few weeks ago.

[Denny Crane]

Daniel Sturridge injury record he seems pretty jinxed. Hopefully this one is a timeout from Hodgey and nothing more serious.

 

 

[Baltar]

Fucking hell, very frustrating. Fucking England games.

[The Golden Eel]

So who benefits from this? We play 4-3-2-1 or try Sterling as a forward with Balotelli? Something else?

[Strontium]

Four months for a hamstring injury? He must have torn the fucker something rotten.

[Red Banjo]

Lallana, Markovic and Coutinho all ready to go.

[eeyore]

Four months for a hamstring injury is pace gone once and for all. Remember Owen.

[aRdja]

Drop Allen, play Coutinho deep. Start Markovic alongside Sterling and Balotelli and we should be too good for Villa.

[Red Banjo]

I'm seeing 2-3 weeks , where are people getting 4 months from?

 

I saw an article about him being injured for 3 months while playing for England, but when you read it- it's from last year. Just someone being devious. Probably a bored bitter.

 

I'll await the clubs assessment before getting hysterical.

[Tyler Durden]

Lallana, Markovic and Coutinho all ready to go.

That's it isn't it, why we spread the money around to build the squad