Putin

[Strontium]

Private Eye:

 

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I've heard he is having a statue aloft one of London's best known hotels.

[littletedwest]

I I'm glad that world domination doesn't come to our respective leaders having a fight because he would take Cameron or Obama I think.

 

like to watch it though

[Jairzinho]

I'd fancy Putin in a handicap match against the entire Tory front bench.

[littletedwest]

Fuck me in this celebrity obsessed age who knows. I'd defo cheer the murdering Russian gangster against them, which says a lot for my opinion of them.

 

I'd like to see George Osborne choked in particular.

[RoboRiise]

 

Charges brought by Yewetree under the strand of the investigation referred to as 'others, including crazy paedo head of state murderous kiddy-fiddling nonce cunts'

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I've heard he is having a statue aloft one of London's best known hotels.

Putin on the Ritz? No takers?

[Dr Nowt]

On the one hand, a lifetime of servitude to a cruel, shark-eyed maniac.

 

On the other, C3P0 made from ham having his windpipe torn out on live television, Gideon's stupid floppy head being crushed in a vice and Johnson discovering just how cheap his slimy patter is in the face of a real Boris.

 

Fire up the British Gulags, Vlad, I'm going in.

[Jairzinho]

Putin's cabinet -

 

[Chairman Meow]

Putin

 

 

Cameron

 

 

I'd love to be able to watch Putin tear the sponge faced, chinless, Tory cunt apart with his bare hands. 

[Anubis]

Putin's cabinet -

 

 

 

Beardy is thinking - Is that all? I could crush his windpipe with a single hand.

 

Putin is thinking - Fool. I can kill you fifteen different ways with just these sunglasses.

 

 

I mean seriously, the guy is twice the size of him and look at the way Putin is staring him down, unflinching, and casually holding the sunglasses ready to strike - Jason Bourne style.

[Section_31]

Someone should do a graphic novel of Putin's KGB years, he gets sent in to rescue some soviet hostages in Afghanistan, goes in on a horse barechested and kills the mujahadeen with judo, when the hostages are being evacuated one of them thanks him and he just says 'don't thank me, I'm just a factory manager from Petravosk

[Trumo]

 

VP: I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.

 

 

VP: Clothes and boots didn't fit.

 

*guitar riff* #Bad to the bone...#

 

*guitar riff* #Bad to the bone...#

 

*guitar riff* #B-b-b-b-bad...#

[Bobby Hundreds]

His bike/trike is shit. Like that poor bastard gobot that was ginger and a moped. Even as a kid I thought that poor fucker has been dealt the shittiest of hands.

[Carvalho Diablo]

He's getting one of these for Christmas...

 

[Anubis]

I was reading in the i this morning that the Pentagon has done some bullshit pseudo-scientific study of Putin on film and are trying to make out he's autistic.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

I was reading in the i this morning that the Pentagon has done some bullshit pseudo-scientific study of Putin on film and are trying to make out he's autistic.

No, I'm sure they said he was "emotionally artistic."

[Jairzinho]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6qJpCutWug

[KMD7]

 

 

[Kevin D]

Putin is a hypejob, he'll be exposed on Sunday when Le Pen is defeated.

[KMD7]

Putin being badass. Give me back my pen you cunt

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Publicity bitch slapping technique. If you felt he actually give a fuck it would be pretty sound but that was just PR. It's reckoned Putin could be by far and away the richest man on the planet with hidden personal wealth but it's irrelevant because the whole country is his. Just one man it's mad.

[KMD7]

Publicity bitch slapping technique. If you felt he actually give a fuck it would be pretty sound but that was just PR. It's reckoned Putin could be by far and away the richest man on the planet with hidden personal wealth but it's irrelevant because the whole country is his. Just one man it's mad.

 

Oh agreed.  It's still funny though Imo.  

[Section_31]

Oliver Stone has interviewed the wee man over the last two years, looks really interesting. 

 

[Rico1304]

I've not seen it but heard that Stone doesn't believe Putin has had people killled.