Have you ever had a mate

[Steve Holt]

turn around and tell you "I don't like you anymore. The things you do annoy me and they have for a while." ?

 

This sounds like something a married couple say when they've fallen out of love. But my mate said this to me tonight. I didn't even know what to say. No one has ever said that to me before. I've fallen out with people, drifted apart from people, but no one has said that.

 

I thought this lad was a good mate, but for months he hasn't even liked me. What the fuck?

 

I thought there was some tension between us so I called him on it and he just said "Yeah, there is tension. Its cos I don't like you anymore."

 

Part of me wants to tell him to get fucked. I've plenty of friends who like me fine the way I am.

 

We go to uni together. I've been in groups with him for nearly two years.

 

What the fuck?

[Wor Horse]

Fuck him up.

[Alan Sex]

Maybe you shouldn't have had him. Confuses things, that does.

[Steve Holt]

You're probably right. I'm beginning to wonder if we did fuck at some stage and I didn't call him back...

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

People and things change, no one's fault

 

Don't stress about it, life is too short

[Rex Banner]

Maybe his girlfriend or someone doesn't like you so she told him to fuck you off and he's a pussy whipped fag so he did it. Maybe.

 

I had some friend in high school who told me and some of his other friends he couldn't hang around us any more because we were bad influences. His parent thought there was something wrong with him because his grades were dropping, he was being disrespectful to them and he was drinking and smoking weed on the weekends so they send him to a shrink. I thought that was just part of being a teenager.

 

Another time in primary school I had these 2 good friends, we hung around together a lot then one day Joel sent a letter to Craig behind my back saying they should not be friends with me any more.

I think he was jealous of mine and Craigs friendship because we were the cool popular kids and he wanted my position, so Craig showed the note to me and we wrote a really nasty letter to him basically telling him to fuck off.

He spent a while trying to get our friendship back he even called my house crying asking if we could be friends again and when I said no he got him mum to call hahahah.

He really regretted that decision to send the letter for the rest of primary school.

[The Special One]

Maybe his girlfriend or someone doesn't like you so she told him to fuck you off and he's a pussy whipped fag so he did it. Maybe.

 

I had some friend in high school who told me and some of his other friends he couldn't hang around us any more because we were bad influences. His parent thought there was something wrong with him because his grades were dropping, he was being disrespectful to them and he was drinking and smoking weed on the weekends so they send him to a shrink. I thought that was just part of being a teenager.

 

Another time in primary school I had these 2 good friends, we hung around together a lot then one day Joel sent a letter to Craig behind my back saying they should not be friends with me any more.

I think he was jealous of mine and Craigs friendship because we were the cool popular kids and he wanted my position, so Craig showed the note to me and we wrote a really nasty letter to him basically telling him to fuck off.

He spent a while trying to get our friendship back he even called my house crying asking if we could be friends again and when I said no he got him mum to call hahahah.

He really regretted that decision to send the letter for the rest of primary school.

 

Christ are you actually proud of all that? I'd hide it if I were you you sound like a ten year old.

 

sabbathfan if you're concerned ask him why he's acting like a woman and to be a man and tell you if something's wrong. If he still doesn't, fuck him off.

 

If you're not concerned then fuck him off and stop bothering us with your problems.

[Byrnie]

Haha, knell. No place for the sensitive types here.

[Guest ShoePiss]

Christ are you actually proud of all that? I'd hide it if I were you you sound like a ten year old.

 

sabbathfan if you're concerned ask him why he's acting like a woman and to be a man and tell you if something's wrong. If he still doesn't, fuck him off.

 

If you're not concerned then fuck him off and stop bothering us with your problems.

 

You probably don't have that much spare time being a student and everything but if you do find some you should donate it to the Samaritans, right up your street I can tell.

[Byrnie]

You probably don't have that much spare time being a student and everything but if you do find some you should donate it to the Samaritans, right up your street I can tell.

 

I'm thinking lemmings.

[Wor Horse]

Christ are you actually proud of all that? I'd hide it if I were you you sound like a ten year old.

 

sabbathfan if you're concerned ask him why he's acting like a woman and to be a man and tell you if something's wrong. If he still doesn't, fuck him off.

 

If you're not concerned then fuck him off and stop bothering us with your problems.

 

You got the painters in love?

[Rex Banner]

Christ are you actually proud of all that? I'd hide it if I were you you sound like a ten year old.

 

sabbathfan if you're concerned ask him why he's acting like a woman and to be a man and tell you if something's wrong. If he still doesn't, fuck him off.

 

If you're not concerned then fuck him off and stop bothering us with your problems.

 

I was 10 or 11 maybe, I never said I was proud of it It's just funny looking back at how silly it was. Lighten up you mopey cunt.

[The Special One]

You probably don't have that much spare time being a student and everything but if you do find some you should donate it to the Samaritans, right up your street I can tell.

 

I throw pennies on the ground and laugh when they can't bend over and pick them up.

 

You got the painters in love?

 

No. Do you?

 

I was 10 or 11 maybe.

 

Yea you were. Not anymore though. That post made you sound like you still were. Just sayin'...

[Rex Banner]

I throw pennies on the ground and laugh when they can't bend over and pick them up.

 

 

 

No. Do you?

 

 

 

Yea you were. Not anymore though. That post made you sound like you still were. Just sayin'...

 

What do you mean I was just saying what happened when I was a kid. How else would I say it? In a 1000 word essay about what I learned from the incident and the meaning of friendship.

[The Special One]

Ace post editing there. I said hide it not explain your life story. It's nothing to be proud of.

[Rex Banner]

I don't even know what you're on about any more, I was joking around you mong, telling a silly story related to the topic. I wrote it like that on purpose to display the childishness of the whole situation and you're getting on my case for some reason and saying I'm proud of it.

How am I proud of it, it's nothing just one of many silly things that happen when you are a kid it's not important enough to have pride in.

 

Did you get send a similar letter in school or something?

Hahah and you negged me, Special one indeed.

[The Special One]

Definitely kidding around when you defended it for three posts. I negged you for calling me a cunt. I'm not friends with you nor do I know you well enough to be using those words with me.

 

And the story wasn't silly or even remotely funny.

[Rex Banner]

Definitely kidding around when you defended it for three posts. I negged you for calling me a cunt. I'm not friends with you nor do I know you well enough to be using those words with me.

 

And the story wasn't silly or even remotely funny.

 

You sound like a fun guy.

[The Special One]

I am the funnest guy you will ever meet on the internetz.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I'm waaay to comfortable in my old skin to be getting told by people that I annoy them or they dislike me, in fact I wouldn't even spend one second debating it, to me it would just be a case of my friends life now getting a whole lot shitter as I won't be in it any more*

 

 

 

 

 

 

*the last part would be my arrogance not really listening to the fact or accepting he doesn't actually like me.

[Jose Jones]

Don’t worry too much Sabbathfan.

There are two standard answers to a question along the lines of:

“I’m feeling a bit of tension lately between us... are you feeling it? Why do you think that is?”

 

1. Yeah there’s tension – it’s because I fucking hate you!

2. Yeah there’s tension – it’s because I want to bum you to kingdom come.

 

So unless you were really hoping for answer 2 there wasn’t really much other option.

 

I mean seriously though, is that the sort of thing one dude asks another dude?

[Cath]

"tension"? "I don't like you anymore"?

 

Whoa. Sounds like he's recovering from a schoolgirl crush he used to have on you.

[Catch22]

This is a standard HollyWood romcom

 

2 people meet & like eachother, then they don't get on & have a big falling out.

Act 3 they realise that it was because of the feelings they had for eachother & then they finally get together.

 

You are starting Act2!

[Paulie Dangerously]

Fuck 'em

[Section_31]

Sounds extremely gay. People can start to piss you off but you just start keeping your distance a bit, you don't sit them down and say 'we neeed to talk'. Sounds like you're well rid.