The world of a woman.

[lifetime fan]

5 minutes ago, Trumo said:

 

What year?

Her mumbling and lower tone had stopped by the time I’d got to the end of the garden and could clearly hear “you fucking love being right don’t you”? 

[Elite]

The waiting time for a built to order car is less.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

Her mumbling and lower tone had stopped by the time I’d got to the end of the garden and could clearly hear “you fucking love being right don’t you”? 

 

I hope your response was "You should try it some time, I bet you'd love it too!"

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

52 minutes ago, Elite said:

The waiting time for a built to order car is less.

 

Yes but a car is useless. What can you really do with it? I mean I guess you could drive to the shops and buy toilet roll, for one.

[Bjornebye]

30 minutes ago, Aw Geez said:

 

I hope your response was "You should try it some time, I bet you'd love it too!"

If she was in the kitchen she would have been within reach of his flame-thrower so for Lifeys sake I'm glad he didn't. 

[Sugar Ape]

On 03/04/2020 at 02:27, Sugar Ape said:

Just looking back through some old photos and found this classic one of some cheese on toast she made me. Of course, she then got a cob on and said I was selfish for complaining about it. How I haven’t divorced her I don’t know. 
 

 

This is actually the picture I was looking for when I found the cheese on toast one. My dinner in work that she made me. 
 

 

[Mudface]

Hahaha. Are you well insured?

 

 

[cloggypop]

Was cheese heavily rationed where she was brought up? 

[Sugar Ape]

She grew up just around the corner from Woolton cheese shop so I’ve no idea why she turned out this way. 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Sugar Ape said:

This is actually the picture I was looking for when I found the cheese on toast one. My dinner in work that she made me. 
 

 

She’s either a Blue or a Nazi

[A Red]

Apparently everything is fair with my mrs if i scratch my back and she scratches hers.

[Elite]

That's technically Toast on Cheese.

[Mark M]

15 minutes ago, Elite said:

That's technically Toast on Cheese.

its pushing the boundaries on what’s acceptable for toast 

[VladimirIlyich]

19 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

She’s either a Blue or a Nazi

What's the difference?

[easytoslip]

I mentioned yesterday about her calling me about Liverpool v Everton 77, cheers I said, didn't know it was on, so started watching but she was still on the phone, saying about haircuts etc they had then, next, as she was still on the phone, I said watch this when Mcdermot scored a cracker, oh yeah but the ball didn't go fast into the net though did it she said, no he chipped it I said thinking for fuck sake 

Then as they walked off for half time, still on the phone, she asked me who the most famous is out of them, what? Keegan I suppose I said, to you, Keegan for the likes of you I thought. 

[Trumo]

2 hours ago, easytoslip said:

I mentioned yesterday about her calling me about Liverpool v Everton 77, cheers I said, didn't know it was on, so started watching but she was still on the phone, saying about haircuts etc they had then, next, as she was still on the phone, I said watch this when Mcdermot scored a cracker, oh yeah but the ball didn't go fast into the net though did it she said, no he chipped it I said thinking for fuck sake 

Then as they walked off for half time, still on the phone, she asked me who the most famous is out of them, what? Keegan I suppose I said, to you, Keegan for the likes of you I thought. 

 

Do you two always sound like two biddies getting a blue rinse down at the salon?

[easytoslip]

Just now, Trumo said:

 

Do you two always sound like two biddies getting a blue rinse down at the salon?

Haha yeah, anyway anyway i said this and then she said that and I thought well I've heard it all now. 

It did come out like that didn't it. 

[Remmie]

"I've turned round and said this right"

 

The turned round part always confused me, why is this relevant, in fact you haven't turned around completely without reason halfway through a conversation, so why lie about something so bizarre and that sounds no better?

 

This country

[easytoslip]

10 minutes ago, Remmie said:

"I've turned round and said this right"

 

The turned round part always confused me, why is this relevant, in fact you haven't turned around completely without reason halfway through a conversation, so why lie about something so bizarre and that sounds no better?

 

This country

Haha, why say that? Think I'll give it a go the next time I talk to someone standing beside me,  that could be some time though. 

Mind you when I said I'm watching the boxing she asked me who's playing. 

[VladimirIlyich]

12 hours ago, easytoslip said:

Haha, why say that? Think I'll give it a go the next time I talk to someone standing beside me,  that could be some time though. 

Mind you when I said I'm watching the boxing she asked me who's playing. 

Playing? Haha! 

'Its the fella with the squashed nose and blood seeping from his eye sockets love.'

[sir roger]

12 hours ago, easytoslip said:

Haha, why say that? Think I'll give it a go the next time I talk to someone standing beside me,  that could be some time though. 

Mind you when I said I'm watching the boxing she asked me who's playing. 

The wife actually thought ' Celtic Rangers' was one team. , when I pissed myself she said ' everybody just says Celtic Rangers so I just thought it was their name '. 

[easytoslip]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Playing? Haha! 

'Its the fella with the squashed nose and blood seeping from his eye sockets love.'

Unbelievable. 

[easytoslip]

1 hour ago, sir roger said:

The wife actually thought ' Celtic Rangers' was one team. , when I pissed myself she said ' everybody just says Celtic Rangers so I just thought it was their name '. 

Haha. 

[littletedwest]

1 hour ago, sir roger said:

The wife actually thought ' Celtic Rangers' was one team. , when I pissed myself she said ' everybody just says Celtic Rangers so I just thought it was their name '. 

Was watching Sheffield United v arsenal years ago in a pub.

She asked who was playing so I told her " Sheffield United and arsenal " 

" what all three of them, like tag team?"

[sh#t waffle]

19 hours ago, easytoslip said:

I mentioned yesterday about her calling me about Liverpool v Everton 77, cheers I said, didn't know it was on, so started watching but she was still on the phone, saying about haircuts etc they had then, next, as she was still on the phone, I said watch this when Mcdermot scored a cracker, oh yeah but the ball didn't go fast into the net though did it she said, no he chipped it I said thinking for fuck sake 

Then as they walked off for half time, still on the phone, she asked me who the most famous is out of them, what? Keegan I suppose I said, to you, Keegan for the likes of you I thought.