The world of a woman.

[Fowlers God]

Hahahahaha*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*I was talking about her being fit.

You know she is

[lifetime fan]

You know she is

 

I do.

 

That’s why I said it.

[VladimirIlyich]

She’s fit. And good in bed.

Disappointed you didn't see what I did there,chuck.

[Fowlers God]

Disappointed you didn't see what I did there,chuck.

Oh I did

[Dr Nowt]

At the hairdressers, waiting.

 

‘Let ‘em In’ by Wings comes on the radio.

 

Hairdresser 1: I love this song.

Hairdresser 2: It is a great song.

Hairdresser 1: Sounds almost Paul McCartney-ish.

[Champ]

At the hairdressers, waiting.

 

‘Let ‘em In’ by Wings comes on the radio.

 

Hairdresser 1: I love this song.

Hairdresser 2: It is a great song.

Hairdresser 1: Sounds almost Paul McCartney-ish.

That’s one for the Things the make you realise you’re getting older thread there

[Dr Nowt]

That’s one for the Things the make you realise you’re getting older thread there

They were men in their mid-thirties.

[setreal]

Wings?

[Mook]

Wings?

 

Harsh on Linda that.

[Scott_M]

Wings?

The band The Beatles could have been.

[setreal]

The band The Beatles could have been.

 

They are no The Rattles.

[Scott_M]

They are no The Rattles.

Or ELO.

[Fowlers God]

Wings?

Broken?

[niallers]

Mrs Niallers just sent me this.

I'll not even bother responding.

They're all weird.

 

WOMAN

● changes her name

● changes her home

● leaves her family

● moves in with you

● builds a home with you

● gets pregnant for you

● pregnancy changes her body

● she gets fat

● almost gives up in the labour room due to the unbearable pain

of child birth

● even the kids she delivers bear your name

Till the day she dies... everything she does... cooking, cleaning your

house, taking care of your parents, bringing up your children, earning, advising you, ensuring you can be relaxed,

maintaining all family relations, everything that benefits you.....

sometimes at the cost of her own health, hobbies and beauty.

So who is really doing whom a favour?

Dear men, appreciate the women in your lives always, because it is

not easy to be a woman.

*Being a woman is priceless*

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I've just cringed so hard my face has imploded like when homer ate that super super sour candy.

[Mook]

That is genuinely the most preposterous load of shite I've ever seen in my life.

 

And I've seen Robocop 3.

[Lee909]

I've just cringed so hard my face has imploded like when homer ate that super super sour candy.

[Lee909]

 

 

Mrs Niallers just sent me this.

I'll not even bother responding.

They're all weird.

 

WOMAN

● changes her name

● changes her home

● leaves her family

● moves in with you

● builds a home with you

● gets pregnant for you

● pregnancy changes her body

● she gets fat

● almost gives up in the labour room due to the unbearable pain

of child birth

● even the kids she delivers bear your name

Till the day she dies... everything she does... cooking, cleaning your

house, taking care of your parents, bringing up your children, earning, advising you, ensuring you can be relaxed,

maintaining all family relations, everything that benefits you.....

sometimes at the cost of her own health, hobbies and beauty.

So who is really doing whom a favour?

Dear men, appreciate the women in your lives always, because it is

not easy to be a woman.

*Being a woman is priceless*

So woman don't want kids then?

You don't leave your family and friends?

You don't get fat?

Or build a home?

Or lose 50% in any divirce

[Anny Road]

Ensuring you can be relaxed!! Ha ha ha ha.

[niallers]

Its like whoever wrote that saw a 50s flier for women on steps to look after their husbands, or thought that the Harry Enfield sketch of women,know your place,was really how we thought.

[tokyojoe]

Its like whoever wrote that saw a 50s flier for women on steps to look after their husbands, or thought that the Harry Enfield sketch of women,know your place,was really how we thought.

It is isn't it?

[niallers]

It is isn't it?

Ne'er a truer word spoken.

[Remmie]

Marone.

 

 

When God created woman, he was working late on the 6th day...

An angel came by and asked, “Why spend so much time on her?” The lord answered, “Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?”

“She must function in all kinds of situations, she must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, have a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart.

She must do all this with only two hands, she cures herself when sick and can work 18 hours a day.”

The Angel was impressed. “Just two hands...impossible! And this is the standard model?” The Angel came closer and touched the woman.

“But you have made her so soft, Lord.”

“She is soft,” said the Lord, “But I have made her strong. You can't imagine what she can endure and overcome.”

"Can she think?” The Angel asked...The Lord answered, "Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate."

The Angel touched her cheeks..."Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her."

"She is not leaking...it is a tear," The Lord corrected the Angel...

"What's it for?" Asked the Angel...The Lord said, "Tears are her way of expressing her grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride."...

This made a big impression on the Angel,
"Lord, you are a genius. You thought of everything.

A woman is indeed marvellous"

Lord said, "Indeed she is. She has strength that amazes a man. She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens. She holds happiness, love and opinions. She smiles when she feels like screaming. She sings when she feels like crying, cries when happy and laughs when afraid. She fights for what she believes in.

Her love is unconditional. Her heart is broken when a next-of-kin or a friend dies but she finds strength to get on with life."

The Angel asked, "So she is a perfect being?"

The lord replied: "No. She has just one drawback, she often forgets what she is worth."

[Lee909]

When ine cringe gif isnt enough

 

[Lee909]