The world of a woman.

[littletedwest]

Grandson is 3, He hates having his haircut goes hysterical. Took him today ( he's loving old wrestling videos) he calmed down before the Mrs says" don't worry you'll soon have hair like hulk Hogan " he went ballistic as he doesn't want to be bald with blonde stragly hair

[Remmie]

Grandson is 3, He hates having his haircut goes hysterical. Took him today ( he's loving old wrestling videos) he calmed down before the Mrs says" don't worry you'll soon have hair like hulk Hogan " he went ballistic as he doesn't want to be bald with blonde stragly hair

Far be it from me to debunk your world of woman moment but I'm not sure there is a standard protocol for this situation

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

The bird I work with (50 years old) just asked my boss what 'pseudo' means, she pronounced the 'p'.

 

My boss just started repeating it back to her (with the 'p' pronounced) several times, working herself into a minor frenzy before turning to me to ask what it meant.

 

I had to calmly explain that the 'p' was silent & give a brief explanation as to what it meant, while she talked over me, trying to finish my sentences as if she had a fucking clue what I was talking about.

In a pseudo-explanatory way?

Should have just said, see you pair, you are pseudo-workers, now crack on yer cunts.

[Fowlers God]

With New Bird on Saturday watching the Revenant.

 

(Scene where he eats the raw fish he catches)

 

New Bird: look at him eating his Poultry he is well hungry

Me: Poultry?

New Bird: yeah you say meat and poultry. Poultry is fish and that?

Me: no love it’s fish. Poultry is chicken.

She wouldn’t believe me so I had to Google it for her

New Bird: well what do those funny vegetarians eat? I thought they ate poultry

Me: you mean pescatarians and they eat fish and not poultry (chicken)

New Bird: nah mate you mean Pices

Me: as in the fucking star sign . Just shut up and watch the film now or suck my dick

[VladimirIlyich]

With New Bird on Saturday watching the Revenant.

 

(Scene where he eats the raw fish he catches)

 

New Bird: look at him eating his Poultry he is well hungry

Me: Poultry?

New Bird: yeah you say meat and poultry. Poultry is fish and that?

Me: no love it’s fish. Poultry is chicken.

She wouldn’t believe me so I had to Google it for her

New Bird: well what do those funny vegetarians eat? I thought they ate poultry

Me: you mean pescatarians and they eat fish and not poultry (chicken)

New Bird: nah mate you mean Pices

Me: as in the fucking star sign . Just shut up and watch the film now or suck my dick

She sounds like a catch.

[Fowlers God]

She sounds like a catch.

She’s fit. And good in bed.

[VladimirIlyich]

She’s fit. And good in bed.

Two out of three ain't bad.

[lifetime fan]

With New Bird on Saturday watching the Revenant.

 

(Scene where he eats the raw fish he catches)

 

New Bird: look at him eating his Poultry he is well hungry

Me: Poultry?

New Bird: yeah you say meat and poultry. Poultry is fish and that?

Me: no love it’s fish. Poultry is chicken.

She wouldn’t believe me so I had to Google it for her

New Bird: well what do those funny vegetarians eat? I thought they ate poultry

Me: you mean pescatarians and they eat fish and not poultry (chicken)

New Bird: nah mate you mean Pices

Me: as in the fucking star sign . Just shut up and watch the film now or suck my dick

 

That’s marriage material.

[Fowlers God]

That’s marriage material.

Fuck off Col

[lifetime fan]

Fuck off Col

 

Hahahahaha*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*I was talking about her being fit.

[Fowlers God]

Hahahahaha*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*I was talking about her being fit.

You know she is

[lifetime fan]

You know she is

 

I do.

 

That’s why I said it.

[VladimirIlyich]

She’s fit. And good in bed.

Disappointed you didn't see what I did there,chuck.

[Fowlers God]

Disappointed you didn't see what I did there,chuck.

Oh I did

[Dr Nowt]

At the hairdressers, waiting.

 

‘Let ‘em In’ by Wings comes on the radio.

 

Hairdresser 1: I love this song.

Hairdresser 2: It is a great song.

Hairdresser 1: Sounds almost Paul McCartney-ish.

[Champ]

At the hairdressers, waiting.

 

‘Let ‘em In’ by Wings comes on the radio.

 

Hairdresser 1: I love this song.

Hairdresser 2: It is a great song.

Hairdresser 1: Sounds almost Paul McCartney-ish.

That’s one for the Things the make you realise you’re getting older thread there

[Dr Nowt]

That’s one for the Things the make you realise you’re getting older thread there

They were men in their mid-thirties.

[setreal]

Wings?

[Mook]

Wings?

 

Harsh on Linda that.

[Scott_M]

Wings?

The band The Beatles could have been.

[setreal]

The band The Beatles could have been.

 

They are no The Rattles.

[Scott_M]

They are no The Rattles.

Or ELO.

[Fowlers God]

Wings?

Broken?

[niallers]

Mrs Niallers just sent me this.

I'll not even bother responding.

They're all weird.

 

WOMAN

● changes her name

● changes her home

● leaves her family

● moves in with you

● builds a home with you

● gets pregnant for you

● pregnancy changes her body

● she gets fat

● almost gives up in the labour room due to the unbearable pain

of child birth

● even the kids she delivers bear your name

Till the day she dies... everything she does... cooking, cleaning your

house, taking care of your parents, bringing up your children, earning, advising you, ensuring you can be relaxed,

maintaining all family relations, everything that benefits you.....

sometimes at the cost of her own health, hobbies and beauty.

So who is really doing whom a favour?

Dear men, appreciate the women in your lives always, because it is

not easy to be a woman.

*Being a woman is priceless*

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I've just cringed so hard my face has imploded like when homer ate that super super sour candy.