The world of a woman.

[Furmedge]

Fuck all wrong with a holiday in your own country.

True, but when you've been spending the last two months sorting out new passports for the kids and looking up 5 star hotels in Italy the pull of a holiday at home dwindles slightly.

[Furmedge]

Can't she do a city break or are you not keen on that?

I've suggested Munich and the English gardens for the kids to have a run around and they have a man made stream like thing which the locals surf on. I can sit off with a stein as well. She's thinking about it.

[Furmedge]

Go Southport Pontins mate, lovely place.

Pro - It's about 30 minutes from my house.

 

Cons - I'll be forced to do a compo face for the Echo when I've caught 7 different diseases there.

[Captain Turdseye]

One word.

 

Towyn.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Fuck all wrong with a holiday in your own country.

Depends where your own country is, what the weather is likely to be like, and what kind of holiday you were looking forward to.

[Remmie]

I've suggested Munich and the English gardens for the kids to have a run around and they have a man made stream like thing which the locals surf on. I can sit off with a stein as well. She's thinking about it.

Yeah I've been in that stream, good fun but how old are your kids and are they good swimmers? It has a bit of a current to it

[A Red]

You could always tell her shes fat whatever country you go to, so you might as well go somewhere hot

[VladimirIlyich]

You could always tell her shes fat whatever country you go to, so you might as well go somewhere hot

This.Or tell her she's fat and you go where you want. This may end up being a permanent holiday though.

[sir roger]

Pro - It's about 30 minutes from my house.

 

Cons - I'll be forced to do a compo face for the Echo when I've caught 7 different diseases there.

[sir roger]

Other pro - your Mrs certainly won’t feel fat there

[Tony Moanero]

Fuck all wrong with a holiday in your own country.

I agree. Never heard of the term “staycation”. It’s fucking shit.

[Lee909]

Agree fuck all wrong with spending some holidays in England. Going to Weymouth next year for a week

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

You can do serious liver damage with those things. I was on a regular 200 mg ibuprofen tablets for a week and also happened to have my blood drawn to check the levels of some things by another doctor at the same time. I got a call saying I needed to come in straight away as there might be a serious problem with my liver. Turned out it was just the ibuprofen, which is fine if it's short-term and not too big a dose, but apparently people who take it regularly or up the dose even in the short-term can do long-term damage.

 

 

My Dad used to say "Women - can't live with them, and you can't shoot them." I think I was about 18 when I learned that wasn't how the saying actually went.

It can seriously bollocks yer kidneys as well.

Before I was diagnosed with CKD,I went the quack with back pain, had spent the weekend in blazing sun cutting down trees. Shitty Quack told me that go home and take ibuprofen and it would calm down.

Couple of week later, went back and saw another doctor, she did some blood tests and got us diagnosed properly, was warned - don’t take NSAIDs they will fuck you up. Dunno if thie first doc’s advice contributed to my condition.

[Bernard Diomede]

My auld fella leaves the house at 9 on a Saturday to go training. Gets back about half 12 and my ma is at him like a Maori warrior because he didn’t wake her up when he left and she slept in til 12 when she is going out. She’s 57 years of age and still relying in a wake up call.

 

Guaranteed if he’d have woke her up she would have bollocked him for not letting her have a lie in.

[tokyojoe]

She's watching TV and guess what? It is August 4th in a heatwave and True Entertainment channel has started broadcasting -

 

 

 

Guess what?

 

 

Wait for it.

 

 

Keep guessing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

FUCKING CHRISTMAS FILMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

I think I have lost the will to live.

[Numero Veinticinco]

She's watching TV and guess what? It is August 4th in a heatwave and True Entertainment channel has started broadcasting -

 

 

 

Guess what?

 

 

Wait for it.

 

 

Keep guessing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

FUCKING CHRISTMAS FILMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

I think I have lost the will to live.

Oh FFS.

[tokyojoe]

I've been watching a certain sporting event and in the background I can hear Jingle Fucking Bells.

 

In August.

 

I think I'll have to have her certified.

[Aventus]

Saw home alone on film4 before aswell, I feel like I'm missing something.

[Tony Moanero]

I've been watching a certain sporting event and in the background I can hear Jingle Fucking Bells.

 

In August.

 

I think I'll have to have her certified.

Home Alone > F***y

[VladimirIlyich]

Home Alone > F***y

Wrong.

[Bruce Spanner]

Famous, I tell thee...

[tokyojoe]

She's now announced that she's invited all her family down for fucking christmas. The annual nightmare starts already.

 

 

At home on Boxing Day aren't we?

[Dougie Do'ins]

She's now announced that she's invited all her family down for fucking christmas. The annual nightmare starts already.

 

 

At home on Boxing Day aren't we?

We are. Newcastle.

[tokyojoe]

We are. Newcastle.

Yep, checked.

[Harry Squatter]

I told her weeks ago that we can't afford another 3 grand to go away for christmas like we have done for the last 2 years and she's had a face on. This despite me being the only one in the house who works because she packed her job in due to health concerns. I do overtime virtually every weekend and I think I've been out about 5 times this year.

 

Women really have fuck all concept of money. She's now decided that I am cooking Christmas dinner because we aren't going away. Looks like the family will all be getting food poisoning then. Ungrateful twat.