Small pleasures?

[ZonkoVille77]

6k walk with the dog this morning, stop off for bacon and eggs while I read the paper and then home for a shower before heading for a few Sunday gargles. Bliss

[Champ]

An order of a black pudding and fried egg roll and coffee in work this morning went down pretty well

[RJ Fan club]

I realise this sounds like an Alan Partridge slung together TV item, but.

 

Barry Norman's Pickled Onions.

 

Hot, spicy, tangy, crisp, not fucking cheap. But lovely. http://www.pickleodeon.co.uk

[Dr Nowt]

Crisp winter days with the sun out. 

[Stu Monty]

Sounds weird this one but feeling battered the day after a tough match. 

 

Makes you feel alive, nursing your war-wounds.

[Nunavut Patrick]

the smell of firewood smoke

[Champ]

Sounds weird this one but feeling battered the day after a tough match. 

 

Makes you feel alive, nursing your war-wounds.

I get that. The nobility of battle and all that. Both from contact sport and just having pushed yourself beyond your usual comfort zone

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Sounds weird this one but feeling battered the day after a tough match. 

 

Makes you feel alive, nursing your war-wounds.

 

I get the same pleasure from D.O.M.S. You know you've pushed yourself hard enough.

[Mook]

Girls in the winter time, wee red noses, wooly hats & black tights.

 

Love it.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Girls in the winter time, wee red noses, wooly hats & black tights.

 

Love it.

 

And nipples like JCB starter buttons.

[lifetime fan]

Bird away for 3 days and leaving the toilet seat up.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Bird away for 3 days and leaving the toilet seat up.

 

[Section_31]

A slice of Vienetta. 

[Tom araya]

You lucky lucky bastard.

[General Dryness]

A slice of Vienetta. 

 

 

You lucky lucky bastard.

 

Just a small slice though, otherwise you could get Hardening of the Arteries.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Been circuit training, quick shower, watching Smashing Pumpkins with an icy cold bottle of lager.

[Tom araya]

Ha ha very good.

[cochyn]

I went to a gig at Leeds Uni on Sunday night, There were quite a few support bands on and midway through, after one of the supports had finished I went searching for the bog. Anyway, this place was like a fucking rabbit warren and I was absolutely busting for a slash when I happened upon the disabled khazi. I steam in there and have a mega slash.

 

Anyway, upon leaving the bog there was a group of 5 or 6 youths outside, and the sheer look of incredulity on their faces when I rolled out was a thing of beauty all in itself.

 

However, it was then that the chief cheeky cunt (a big lad with a red mohican) decided to set his lip up to old Carvalho, "But that's the disabled toilet...for disabled people.", the arsehole protested, before I moved in for the kill, "Number 1, I have asthma; number 2, I only have one testicle."

 

Haha, checkmate my spotty faced, dick haired friend.

 

"Yeah, and I've got tourettes. Now fuck off you twatting fucking cunt"!

 

(Apologies if someone else made that joke earlier).

[Bob]

Forgot how good it is driving at night listening to really loud Drum & Bass. Epic. I don't even particularly like DnB in any other circumstance.

 

Negative: all that vibration is no good at all when you need a wee and are driving on pitch black roads in the middle of nowhere.

 

Positive: my neck pain has been alleviated

 

Interesting fact: I slightly shit myself when an owl swooped to pick up a small rabbit 20m in front of me in the middle of nowhere in East Sussex.

 

Not felt this awake at 2:42am in years.

 

Ace journey.

 

Now hope the premier inn has vacancies!

[Section_31]

Bob, I didn't know you were an Asian drug dealer? How's the blue Subaru with the brass rims running?

[stringvest]

Bob, I didn't know you were an Asian drug dealer? How's the blue Subaru with the brass rims running?

 

lumpy.

[Bob]

Bob, I didn't know you were an Asian drug dealer? How's the blue Subaru with the brass rims running?

Nah, brahv. I'm rollin in a bad ass whip, ya get me.

 

What I mean to say is in fact that the quality and enjoyment from the experience was only increased by the ride quality and superior sound available from my Mercedes-Benz.

[Jairzinho]

http://www.theguardian.com/media/mediamonkeyblog/2015/jan/22/jeremy-kyle-pepper-spray-attack-i-felt-disorientated-and-scared

 

Jeremy Kyle being pepper sprayed in Magaluf by a Romanian doorman because he was "making the town look shit".

[stringvest]

I'm hoping "Pepper Spraying Jeremy Kyle" can take off as a national pastime and YouTube phenomenon.  Perhaps throwing untreated sewage over him can also be proposed.  

[Section_31]

Saw a clip of that: "Why are you drinking so much?"

 

Er, because I'm a teenager on holiday in Magaluf you tit. Fucking hate Kyle, he's just a mouth in a house of Fraser suit.