Summer 2023 Transfer Thread

[Chris]

13 minutes ago, Raymond Duck said:

 

 

How come the reaction gif gets more rep than my original joke. That's some bullshit right there! 

[TheHowieLama]

2 minutes ago, Chris said:

 

How come the reaction gif gets more rep than my original joke. That's some bullshit right there! 

[stringvest]

16 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

Or Quansah is now ahead of him in the pecking order?

 

looks like it.  Quansah played a few great (but risky) balls out of defence yesterday.  Some testicles on that lad.

 

[Chris]

5 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

I still don't get it. I don't spend enough time on the forum to understand these things.

[YNWAViking]

He's a 6 no?

 

Liverpool have sent Crystal Palace midfielder Cheick Doucouré (23) a provisional contract offer - the situation. (SZ)

 

https://www.getfootballnewsfrance.com/2023/liverpool-make-provisional-contract-offer-to-cheick-doucoure/

[Anubis]

12 minutes ago, Chris said:

 

How come the reaction gif gets more rep than my original joke. That's some bullshit right there! 

That’s a bit needy, Chris.

[Raymond Duck]

13 minutes ago, Chris said:

 

How come the reaction gif gets more rep than my original joke. That's some bullshit right there! 

Don’t hate the player, hate the game. Amrite?

[Chris]

1 minute ago, Anubis said:

That’s a bit needy, Chris.

 

But...  I did the joke! 

[TheHowieLama]

Just now, Chris said:

 

But...  I did the joke! 

 

No - you are the straight man in this.

 

 

[Chris]

Just now, TheHowieLama said:

 

No - you are the straight man in this.

 

 

 

This is unjust. I'm telling Dave.

[TheHowieLama]

2 minutes ago, Chris said:

 

This is unjust. I'm telling Dave.

 

He'll be busy cleanin' the Darwizzie off his screen

[Anubis]

4 minutes ago, Chris said:

 

But...  I did the joke! 

 

It’s not you, it’s us.

[Chris]

Just now, TheHowieLama said:

 

He'll be busy cleanin' the Darwizzie off his screen

 

Worse than that, he was on about getting Darwin bedsheets yesterday. 

[TheHowieLama]

1 minute ago, Chris said:

 

Worse than that, he was on about getting Darwin bedsheets yesterday. 

 

Can't get all the Darwizzie off his old ones. Makes sense.

[TheHowieLama]

Are you in FL now @Chris

[Section_31]

1 minute ago, TheHowieLama said:

Are you in FL now @Chris

 

No. I had Besnsie send a guy past his house. The shutters were down.

[TheHowieLama]

1 minute ago, Section_31 said:

The shutters were down.

 

Good, got the storm shutters on, wait.. is this a euphemism?

[Chris]

3 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

No. I had Besnsie send a guy past his house. The shutters were down.

 

Close to Boca Raton. I don't go down often enough. 

 

5 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Are you in FL now @Chris

 

Yeah, I'm east coast though, so won't be affected.. Got that really sickly feeling for those on the other side. Nothing worse than watching the weather updates come in on the hour and seeing these storms barrelling toward you like Darwin off the bench.

[aws]

19 minutes ago, Chris said:

 

But...  I did the joke! 

It’s the way you tell ‘em.  

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, Chris said:

 

Close to Boca Raton. I don't go down often enough. 

 

 

[Mathewbet1]

No Doucoure in the place squad tonight, last seen at crewe services. 

[TD_LFC]

Doucoure and Anderson are not in the squad so more likely they're just being rested.

[Josef Svejk]

Just now, TD_LFC said:

Doucoure and Anderson are not in the squad so more likely they're just being rested.

 

We're signing both of them... 

[Scott_M]

7 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

Doucoure and Anderson are not in the squad so more likely they're just being rested.

While I agree Guehi, Ayew & Eze are all on the bench.

[TD_LFC]

15 minutes ago, Josef Svejk said:

We're signing both of them... 

 

Should make training (maybe it'll keep Nunez angry) and registering a squad interesting.