Summer 2023 Transfer Thread

[3 Stacks]

4 minutes ago, YNWAViking said:

Just bid for Wataru Endo. Whoever that is. From Stuttgart. Mad night this. 

Oh lord. Won't even pretend to know what this means.

 

He's fucking 30 and plays for Stuttgart though. Awesome.

[Dave D]

11 minutes ago, BeefStroganoff said:

Flippin eck I’d take Man-Bat at this point so Amrabat is welcome.

Or Batfink. His wings were like a shield of steel

[FrenchEyeGlass]

Just now, 3 Stacks said:

Oh lord. Won't even pretend to know what this means.

 

He's fucking 30 and plays for Stuttgart though. Awesome.

 

30 fucking years old. Embarrassing from the club. I don't care how good he is, this is an admission that we should have just kept Fabinho

[Poor Scouser T]

2 minutes ago, FrenchEyeGlass said:

BREAKING: Liverpool submit formal bid to sign Japanese midfielder Wataru Endō on permanent deal. [

@FabrizioRomano

 

who the fuck is this guy

Is that not a song by Shakira?

[Elite]

What the fuck!

 

Sounds like a championship signing.

[Anubis]

3 minutes ago, FrenchEyeGlass said:

BREAKING: Liverpool submit formal bid to sign Japanese midfielder Wataru Endō on permanent deal. [

@FabrizioRomano

 

who the fuck is this guy

Fabrizio Romano is a sports journalist who’s also an annoying cunt.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

29 minutes ago, TheDrowningMan said:

Solid signing for a club gunning to steal a top 7 place and Europa League football for next season.

Like United?

[Freddo]

46 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Surely? Have you been paying attention to how we do (or don't do) the transfer windows?

My apologies. Some 30 year old Japanese lad from Stuttgart now. Get rid of Jorge and all the fuckers. Jesus 

 

[3 Stacks]

1 minute ago, FrenchEyeGlass said:

 

30 fucking years old. Embarrassing from the club. I don't care how good he is, this is an admission that we should have just kept Fabinho

Quick look at the stats; he looks excellent in the air. That is something at least.

[Denny Crane]

1 hour ago, redrosetints said:

Didn’t the Super league want to do this, for all it’s problems a max roster and salary cap are great ideas from US sport, keeping things competitive etc but when his English or European football been run to be competitive and balanced ?

 

I'm not sure about the Super League but a salary cap would only work if all of Europe did it. Any promises from Perez and were like a Brexit promise - say what you want to get what you want. 

 

Now you have Saudi paying even more obscene numbers, any salary cap in Europe looks unlikely in the short-term. I do know there are a lot of American owners in English football and they are in a strong position to push for rule changes in the Premier League if they wanted to. As much as FSG and co moan about others abusing the system - they are all trying to gain an advantage on each other. Secondly their investment has gone up because the Premier League for all its faults has the best players and oil money and oligarchs have massively contributed to it. You are right the rulers of footballs aim isn't about competitiveness and balance but growing revenue. 

[FrenchEyeGlass]

I think this is probably the moment where the entirety of this forum is finally in unison. In unison thinking what the absolute fuck is going on with our club. 

[TheHowieLama]

Endo times.

[BeefStroganoff]

hes the Japanese National Captain.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Maybe something got lost in translation when Klopp said “we need to sign someone like Hendo?”

 

Bell-Endo 

[YNWAViking]

Ok I did a 4 min FM and YouTube scouting run of our new Japanese midfield maestro. 

 

CDM/CM. Hard worker, never gives up, great tackler, loves the short passes, 89% passing accuracy. Great at headers even though he is only 178 cm tall. Practically never injured. Sake time.

 

 

[Freddo]

Thought we had 110 million to spend. This guy will cost what, five. Take up a non home grown spot. Waste of money and time. This schampckdte fella is a fucking tosspot. And if jurgen agrees with it he’ll be fucked 

[FrenchEyeGlass]

1 minute ago, 3 Stacks said:

Quick look at the stats; he looks excellent in the air. That is something at least.

 

Agreed, he also looks decent in terms of passing range. But if we were looking for a jobber to hold us over, I would much rather Amrabat.

[JagSquared]

5 minutes ago, FrenchEyeGlass said:

BREAKING: Liverpool submit formal bid to sign Japanese midfielder Wataru Endō on permanent deal. [

@FabrizioRomano

 

who the fuck is this guy

Wasn’t that the company that sent the nostromo to investigate in Alien?

[Denny Crane]

The CPFC tweet fella is a parody. 

[TD_LFC]

So anyway, Amrabat...

[El Rojo]

This could be the ENDO the line for Schmadke, though if he’s a success it’ll all be WATARU under the bridge.

[Dr Nowt]

Endo? What have they been smoking over there at Anfield?

[TD_LFC]

3 minutes ago, Freddo said:

Thought we had 110 million to spend. This guy will cost what, five. Take up a non home grown spot. Waste of money and time. This schampckdte fella is a fucking tosspot. And if jurgen agrees with it he’ll be fucked 

 

Hate to break it to you but Schmadtke works to Klopp, he's not on an equal footing or above him as a traditional sporting director.

[BeefStroganoff]

Dont be snobs!

[3 Stacks]

2 minutes ago, FrenchEyeGlass said:

 

Agreed, he also looks decent in terms of passing range. But if we were looking for a jobber to hold us over, I would much rather Amrabat.

You know what, I'll be one of those people and just say; if it happens, I'll wait till I see him on the pitch to judge it. 

 

It would be so mega left field, it's all we can do.