Brendan Rodgers - New Celtic Manager

[TheHowieLama]

 

Solid tan.

 

Looks like a young Harry Belafonte.

[Hades]

[Stickman]

I dread to think what those deep fried mars bars will do to those pearly whites.

[El Rojo]

 

 

Solid tan.

He looks like he's had his face replaced with papier-mâché.

[Dr Nowt]

While the Chief, puts sunbeds in Leith.

[ElishaScottBC]

 

 

[Denny Crane]

Poor fella next to Rodgers looks like he's been up all night reading a dossier.

 

[JoeyJones65]

He looks like he's had his face replaced with papier-mâché.

What's with the outsized head? Has it expanded? Is the ego trying to escape and making his head inflate?

 

Balloondon Rodgers

[redinthehead]

3rd place teams in prem would all decimate the SPL

Or to put it the other way, Inverness finished 3rd last year. 

Can you imagine them rocking up to Anfield and getting a result?

 

Celtic have a massive fan base, but I doubt even Brendan has enough quotes stocked up to provide the journalists with the material they need to feed their 24/7 Old Firm coverage.

 

There will be nowhere to hide. 

Most fans will expect the domestic treble at a minimum.

He's on a hiding to nothing.

 

I dont remember strolling past Hearts....

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Poor fella next to Rodgers looks like he's been up all night reading a dossier.

 

 

Is it a registry office? Probably been up all night polishing Brendan's teeth for the big signing. 

 

You have to love BR for bigging up Celtic as one of the biggest clubs in the World and not a step down from the Premier League, deluded fuck. 

[Denny Crane]

6h6 hours ago

K ‏@nicetrainers

 

Not sure an Orange Man will go down well at Celtic

 

[Boss]

Hickory smoked Rodgers.

[The Golden Eel]

Brendan's been dying to start talking Hoop

[Bjornebye]

Looks like Barton is a done deal to them lot.

[El Rojo]

 

6h6 hours ago

K ‏@nicetrainers

 

Not sure an Orange Man will go down well at Celtic

 

'Like I say, I'm just hoping that wee bit of a moisturising routine with Ronseal will stand me in good stead for the winters up here.'

[scudger99]

Barton for the soapdodgers ?  He could screw the nut and make something of himself, he could look pretty good in that league.  But you look at the sectarianism that still goes on unabated up there, and you put Joey Barton into that scenario it's like throwing a burning rag into a bucket of petrol.  Think Gascoigne "playing the flute", Barton in his darker moments has the capacity to at least match that.

He's an Old Firm derby red card waiting to happen.

[Bjornebye]

They really do sign the biggest cunts. Hurlock, Walters, Diouf, Gazza, Barton..... Next week will be interesting. Barton has been brilliant for Burnley

[El Rojo]

I like Barton. He's nowhere near as smart as he thinks he is, but the fact that he has a functioning brain makes him interesting in his particular profession.

[Caramac]

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Fucking hell, he's lapping that up like some kind of messiah, just when you thought his ego couldn't get any bigger. 

[Anubis]

That reminds me of Newcastle signing Owen.

[BCM]

Former Managers Forum ??????

[RedKnight]

What's all that 'Welcome to Paradise' stuff?

[A_S]

He looks like he's spent his loads of free time and millions in disposable income getting plenty of sun whilst on holiday somewhere nice. Like a normal person would.

[cloggypop]

Looks like Barton is a done deal to them lot.

 

Could be interesting.