Adam Lallana

[Stu Monty]

Is this really still going?

It's a discussion forum. What is confusing you?

[Major Tom]

It's a discussion forum. What is confusing you?

 

Plenty.

 

Nothing on this forum, mind.

[Tony Moanero]

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[FrenchEyeGlass]

Just watching some of his performances last season. I think he'll do very well for us.

[Bjornebye]

I'm still waiting for the fridge to fucking explain himself 

[aws]

I'm still waiting for the fridge to fucking explain himself

 

He's frozen you out.

[Iceman]

Chill guys.

 

[Dundalis]

If we get Shaqiri, and Sanchez comes in a swap deal for Suarez, then Lallana is a pretty expensive bench player. Though I suppose the Suarez money will make it somewhat irrelevant.

[El Dangerous]

Probably doesn't want to come back in here in case he gets a frosty reception and is called a crayon again.

[Jairzinho]

I heard a rumour he robbed all of Dave's magnets.

[aws]

He's going to be our trophy signing, isn't he?

[m0e]

If we get Shaqiri, and Sanchez comes in a swap deal for Suarez, then Lallana is a pretty expensive bench player. Though I suppose the Suarez money will make it somewhat irrelevant.

Lallana has been bought to play in the midfield 3

 

[Mathewbet1]

Llallana can play anywhere in midfield or forward positions thats why rodgers bought him.

[El Dangerous]

Llallana can play anywhere in midfield or forward positions thats why rodgers bought him.

I thought it was because he played for Southampton.

[Nightcat]

What about tralallana's pervert Southampton neighbour?

 

Whose children is he going to spy on, from now on?

[Bjornebye]

What about tralallana's pervert Southampton neighbour?

 

Whose children is he going to spy on, from now on?

 

[Dr. J]

The only problem I have with him is that every time I see or hear his name I start trying to make limericks with it.

 

There once was a girl with Lallana

Who got drunk and found him upon her...

 

Start with Lallana and end with banana - fill in the blanks.

[Dr Nowt]

What about tralallana's pervert Southampton neighbour?

 

Whose children is he going to spy on, from now on?

Yours, when you sell them to him?

[El Dangerous]

The only problem I have with him is that every time I see or hear his name I start trying to make limericks with it.

 

There once was a girl with Lallana

Who got drunk and found him upon her...

 

Start with Lallana and end with banana - fill in the blanks.

There once was a man named Lallana

Who pranked a young girl and did harm her

Her guts went kerplunk,

When she drank his spunk

And out shot chunks of banana.

[Iceman]

Now Lallana 

It rhymes with banana

but fuck me he takes a good corner

His skills are so silky

He takes his tea milky

The ladies they call him the charmer

 

 

 

 

I thank you

[Bobby Hundreds]

Anfield should just all shout ADAM!!! Once as loud as possible and then all go lalalallaalalalalallaalalalalal like Native American Indians. Otherwise fuck off. Its the grown up thing to do.

[Dr Nowt]

He went by the surname Lallana

But his pseudonym was The Embalmer

He dressed like a Mummy

Only not very Yummy

And touched more dead flesh than Jeff Dahmer

[Iceman]

His first name was Adam

And he didn't give a damn

HIs bollocks they would slam

onto the bum of pam

karate like van damme

if you fuck with this man

he plays in a 4-3-3 

bitch

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Your boots are fucking shit,

Your boots are fuckimg shit,

Ee aye addio,

Your boots are fucking shit.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

If you like Adam Lallana,

and getting caught in the rain...