Adam Lallana

[WhiskeyJar]

Liverpool FEAR Manchester United will hijack move for Southampton star Adam Lallana

 

LIVERPOOL are hoping to clinch a deal for Adam Lallana soon as they fear Manchester United will hijack their interest.

 

The Reds have been linked with a £20million bid for the Southampton ace who has been a standout performer in the Premier League this season.

 

Roy Hodgson has urged clubs to get their business done soon, so as not to distract the players during the World Cup.

 

Indeed, Liverpool are looking to offload as many as 12 players during the summer as they seek to strengthen a squad that will make them good enough to compete in the Champions League.

 

However, fresh reports suggest that while Liverpool are confident of wrapping up a deal, they fear United may steal him from under their noses.

 

This stems from the fact that Liverpool have seen deals fall through for the likes of Gylfi Sigurdsson, Willian and Yevhen Konoplyanka in recent years.

 

United have offered £27m for Lallana's team-mate Luke Shaw, but it remains to be seen whether the bid will be accepted.

 

[Unrighteous]

United? Hijack? They're going to be challenge for a Europa League spot next year.

[Dr Nowt]

Which paper is that from?

 

Star or Express, and it can safely be discounted.

[Jose Jones]

So that's both Spurs and Man U who we are now afraid of.

 

*Looks at recent results*

 

13-1 you say?

[Trumo]

So that's both Spurs and Man U who we are now afraid of.

 

*Looks at recent results*

 

13-1 you say?

 

13-0 to be precise.

[PestiRed]

Fuck Hodgson and his desire for no distractions, we owe that man zero. Plus, isn't he downplaying expectations to the point where the nation will be happy to lose every game by less than five goals?

[Major Tom]

Copy the article but please add the link!

[Dr Nowt]

It's definitely an Express article, move along, nothing to see here, etc.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Nah, we'll be swooping imminently. Swoop beats hijack every time.

[Dr Nowt]

Football's answer to the steamy romp.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Southampton leaking stories.

[Jairzinho]

Nah, we'll be swooping imminently. Swoop beats hijack every time.

 

Especially when armed....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...with the warchest.

[Major Tom]

Nah, we'll be swooping imminently. Swoop beats hijack every time.

 

Swoop-Hijack-Pounce

 

A pounce beats a swoop which beats a hijack which beats a pounce

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Football's answer to the steamy romp.

Love rat swoops imminently from steamy romp in love nest to avoid hijack.

 

Sources say.

[Pureblood]

Lallanarama!

[El Rojo]

They'll probably fly a plane over Melwood just as he's about to sign with the message COME PLAY WITH FELLAINI.

[Red Banjo]

They'll probably fly a plane over Melwood just as he's about to sign with the message COME PLAY WITH FELLAINI.

It wouldn't be that articulate.

 

Something like. . MAN UTD 8 FA CUP, STERLING 0

[Grinch]

Let them seriously over pay for Shaw and Lallana.  

[clangers]

I can understand the mancs being competitive for transfers simply because they can ultimately offer more and pay bigger wages if they want to. In footballing terms with champions league football we're the more attractive proposition. In fact I'm rather counting on them to overpay as they don't have a bottomless pit of money.

 

What will piss me off is if we cannot at least compete with Spurs in the transfer market, there will be something seriously wrong then.

[magicrat]

There's probably some truth in it as Southampton try and ramp up the price.

I would say at Lallana's age he should be aiming for CL now not another  year of domestic football with quite possibly nothing at the end of it . If he has so little ambition as to take the Mancs money then fuck him. A bullet dodged.

[magicrat]

Oh I forgot . Fuck Hodgson too. Fucking fanny drama queen with his 15 minutes in the spotlight. The bin marked " Failed England Mangers" is waiting.

[Dr Nowt]

Love rat swoops imminently from steamy romp in love nest to avoid hijack.

 

Sources say.

Paving the way for a sensational come-and-get-me plea, a prohibitive price being slapped on by way of a hands-off warning, a snag, two stumbling blocks and a transfer raid.

[Dr Nowt]

Who just shouted bingo? Congratulations sir, you win the meat selection and a complimentary Marouane Fellaini.

[Tony Moanero]

Roy Cocknose.

[Section_31]

Deffo Southampton trying to get top dollar. Why you'd want to go there now is beyond me, plus they've got no manager.