Adam Lallana

[Russ Atmosphere]

Stoke appears to have been formed by dropping shit from a great height.

[Cardie]

But could he shit from a great height in Stoke, on a we...

He could be playing for Stoke in a year or two.

 

[El Dangerous]

He's no Cary Grant.

More Fatty Arbuckle by the sounds of things

[Boss]

Everything's in his favour at the moment

 

*People unsure whether it'll be a good or a bad signing on here - check

*People questioning what he'll bring to the team - check

*Redcafe laughing at the signing and the fee - check

 

See Sturridge, Coutinho and Henderson for further proof of this hypothesis, add into it the boyhood Everton fan hypothesis. He'll probably end up being in the top 10 players that shook the Kop, like a modern Peter Beardsley.

[El Dangerous]

*Redcafe laughing at the signing and the fee - check.

Unaware of the irony that they spent even more for a Spanish equivalent who doesn't even have a fancier name.

[Tony Moanero]

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[KMD7]

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Exactly

[Bjornebye]

25 million quid on a squad player. 

 

There I said it

 

[JohnnyH]

25 million quid on a squad player. 

 

There I said it

 

 

 

You can say it all you want.  It doesn't make it true.  On either account.

[moof]

Why are people being dicks about it. He looks a Liverpool player through and through to me.

[Bjornebye]

You can say it all you want.  It doesn't make it true.  On either account.

 

If you want to be like that mate then it is absolutely true because he is in our squad therefore he is a squad player. 

 

 

 

 He does not improve our best starting 11 from last season. If Suarez leaves then I would hope he would be replaced with 2 world-class with at least 1 being an attacking player. 

 

 I'm glad we have signed him because I rate him as a player, I just rate our attacking players that bit better. 

 

 Plus, he doesn't even look like a real person

 

Look

 

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Why are people being dicks about it. He looks a Liverpool player through and through to me.

Whilst I think he cost too much money, I think he is a good player to have in this team. He can play a number of positions and has quality. With any luck he will get even better in a better side. I can see that happening. Working with Rodgers, Gerrard and having quick players to interchange with won't hurt.

[Chip Butty]

Add to that, that we've purchased another clubs captain -  the mentality of him and the leadership qualities he will bring, will be an additional bonus.

[magicrat]

Add to that, that we've purchased another clubs captain -  the mentality of him and the leadership qualities he will bring, will be an additional bonus.

I'm sure he will be our captain in due course if he does well

[Bjornebye]

Add to that, that we've purchased another clubs captain -  the mentality of him and the leadership qualities he will bring, will be an additional bonus.

 

True although I suspect he was club captain at southampton on account of him being their best player. Thats what happens at shit clubs generally. 

[Jairzinho]

I'm sure he will be our captain in due course if he does well

 

No chance. No slight on him, but it'll be Henderson.

[Kevin D]

Flanagan.

[Phoenix]

True although I suspect he was club captain at southampton on account of him being their best player. Thats what happens at shit clubs generally. 

 

Pretty much and one of the longest serving. Means fuck all in the scheme of things.

[TheFridge]

True although I suspect he was club captain at southampton on account of him being their best player. Thats what happens at shit clubs generally. 

 

What a shower of arrogant shite that is, the ramblings of a true dickhead.

[Iceman]

[Bjornebye]

What a shower of arrogant shite that is, the ramblings of a true dickhead.

Haha who the fuck opened you. Explain yourself you fucking crayon

[Stu Monty]

Fulham away? Pretty important goal by Coutinho there. Spurs away? What could have been the most important goal of our season against Man City (home). All bigger games than Lallana has ever played in. Coutinho's not the most consistent granted but he's done it in big games and he's still young so that will come.

 

Please don't tell me I'm picking you up on a point you didn't make.

 

I'm not.

[Jose Jones]

Please don't tell me I'm picking you up on a point you didn't make.

 

I'm not.

 

Apologies.  I should have said you are deliberately taking a minor point out of context in an extremely petty manner in order, it seems, to try and win a rather tedious internet argument.

[Stu Monty]

How is it out of context?

 

Pointing out that things you're saying aren't correct isn't petty, just obviously what will happen in a disagreement.

 

It only gets tedious if you can't accept it when it's pointed out to you or if you keep introducing superfluous points that don't speak to the arguments actually put forward.

[Major Tom]

Is this really still going?