little things that annoy the shit out of you

[General Dryness]

See also "without fail". Everyone must attend work having dressed themselves, without fail. 

 

Fuck. Off.

 

Dress yourself with fail. Put your underpants on backwards. Or go for "Epic Fail" and dress as a Ku Klux Klan member.

[VladimirIlyich]

Dress yourself with fail. Put your underpants on backwards. Or go for "Epic Fail" and dress as a Ku Klux Klan member.

Just tell them you are the White Wizard from Lord of The Rings if confronted.

[Rico1304]

The weather on the telly.

 

Give me the weather for the 5 biggest cities in the Uk. Don't say the weather wil be ace in Croma where 8 people live, tell me what will happen to us all.

[stringvest]

It's political correctness gone mad.  Anyway, where I live tomorrow's going to be FUCKING SCORCHING.

[Champ]

Midgies

[Ian Sea]

Lorry drivers on Facebook. Not really arsed that they get up early every day.

[lifetime fan]

Lorry drivers on Facebook. Not really arsed that they get up early every day.

Is he miserable as fuck about that other sport too?

[General Dryness]

Midgets

 

Heightist.

[Champ]

Heightist.

I thought you knew I dont do -ist humour *winky smiley thing*

[General Dryness]

I thought you knew I dont do -ist humour *winky smiley thing*

 

Humourist.

[Ian Sea]

Is he miserable as fuck about that other sport too?

I've got more than one on my Facebook, and they're all miserable about everything. None seem to be into 'that' sport though.

[Champ]

Humourist.

Humourless, more like

[Champ]

Being sent catalogues advertising autumn clothes in July. Bloody hell, if the summer here isnt short enough without some beggar spoiling your fun reminding you that it will all come to an end soon enough

[Elite]

Just in the middle of making myself a coffee, coffee in, hot water in and then I poured the milk in only to find its completely off. The date on the bottle is July 24 2014. Cunts.

[Bob]

YouTube compilation videos of f*******ers that cut the top and the bottom off the screen so its a cool super widescreen.

 

It appears to be a trend and fuck knows why as it means in 90% of the footage you can't see the players head or feet.

 

 

 

Also, people. They bug the shit out of me. Not sure its a small thing, the human race, but on a universe wide level we're fucking insignificant so I'm counting it. Bug the shit out of me.

[stringvest]

Being sent catalogues advertising autumn clothes in July. Bloody hell, if the summer here isnt short enough without some beggar spoiling your fun reminding you that it will all come to an end soon enough

 

that's Boden for you.

[Champ]

that's Boden for you.

You get yours too?

 

Sadly I couldn't resist a peep. Good ok Johnny

[manwiththestick]

Same heads and their obsession with fake eye brows and lashes. I can imagine them looking back in twenty years time feeling ashamed.

 

This one girl, friend of a friend on Facebook put up the following status (paraphrasing a little but you'll get the jist)

 

"Just been to town getting snarled at by loads of skank 6's, am proud to be a size 10 and eat wot I want and go the gym evry day and my fella loves me the whole world so go eat a meal you well gel bitches"

 

Cue loads of comments of ignore them hun, your gawjus, there just jellus slags etc, etc.

 

Now looking at this girls picture I come to the following conclusion: She is a very generous size ten to put it politely and the reason these other girls and probably everyone else in the bar is looking (not snarling) is because your tip of your eyelashes stick out past the end of your nose and your makeup looks like it was applied by a blind abstract artist.

[setreal]

Haha. Yeah, many girls look like walking Picassos these days.

[Trumo]

YouTube compilation videos of f*******ers that cut the top and the bottom off the screen so its a cool super widescreen.

 

It appears to be a trend and fuck knows why as it means in 90% of the footage you can't see the players head or feet.

 

 

 

Also, people. They bug the shit out of me. Not sure its a small thing, the human race, but on a universe wide level we're fucking insignificant so I'm counting it. Bug the shit out of me.

 

Youtube is a haven for dickheads now. People create their own channels simply to rob other people's videos, only to then caption them incorrectly anyway. We are living in a culture where the most important thing is to get likes, hits and retweets, usually for the most inane shite.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On Sky Sports News, the sponsors bit that bookends the adverts just says "Sure sponsors this programme".

 

"This programme."  You can't even be arsed to use the name of the programme.  That is Krusty standards of phoning it in.  You afraid to put any effort in, because it would be too ironic if you broke sweat, is that it?  Try this for irony - you use the slogan "do more" you bone-idle shitbags!

[stringvest]

You get yours too?

 

Sadly I couldn't resist a peep. Good ok Johnny

 

Yeah.  I love reading about the female models.  My kids can still get in the Johnnie B stuff, so I'm on it as soon as the sales start.  It's like buying tickets for that game that we like.  You've got to be fast, persistent, and willing to fuck other people over badly to get what you want.  

[manwiththestick]

Driving through Widnes earlier and noticed a bar called Selfies. An irrational dark anger swarmed over me that is still simmering some six hours later.

[Bob]

The word almost, being used by people all over the place when they don't mean almost, they mean the thing they are saying almost just before.

 

It raises its head to me every now and then and it pisses me right off.

 

Danny Mills commentating in the ******** last night said almost as part if almost every sentence, the massive twat. It's like he's almost a bell end.

[Chip Butty]

Driving through Widnes earlier and noticed a bar called Selfies. An irrational dark anger swarmed over me that is still simmering some six hours later.

Widnes has that effect on people. Give it time, it'll pass.