little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Carvalho Diablo]

I can't stand the shortening of the name Steven/Stephen to Ste. It's like nails down a blackboard to me, really horrible. You don't call David's Da and Christopher's Chri.

 

Scousers love doing it for some reason.

 

Bet you call call Christopher's "Chris" though.

[Bjornebye]

I can't stand the shortening of the name Steven/Stephen to Ste. It's like nails down a blackboard to me, really horrible. You don't call David's Da and Christopher's Chri.

 

Scousers love doing it for some reason.

Fuck off Remington Humpledink the third heir to the aids empire

[Charlsey_95]

Utd fan boys on my tl right now.

[Remmie]

Bet you call call Christopher's "Chris" though.

I also call Stevens Steve.

[stringvest]

I always feel short changed by your rants mate. I have to imagine the story behind it

 

I know.  That bugs me as well,

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Just seen cuntbag Cameron on the news making a statement about this hostage.  The statement was made from a podium in front of a corridor with flags on it, so he can do the President walk.  Like that's going to impress anyone.

 

How does this cuntwipe keep finding ways to make me hate him more?

[Ranxerox]

Just seen cuntbag Cameron on the news making a statement about this hostage.  The statement was made from a podium in front of a corridor with flags on it, so he can do the President walk.  Like that's going to impress anyone.

 

How does this cuntwipe keep finding ways to make me hate him more?

 

fearsome meme/gif material that......calling Patrick Stewart...

[Adebisi]

Goons at work making out you're the weird one because you don't want to socialise with them outside of work.
It's you, not me guys. Ask yourselves why after a ten hour shift I'd rather go home than go to the pub with you. Is it really because I'm odd or is it because the 8 of you haven't got any craic whatsoever. 

I went on a staff night out the first time because I thought I'd make the effort. That basically resulted in 5 hours in fucking Walkabout and sitting around talking about work, moaning about work and bitching about the people who were too smart not to come. Fucking sad sacks. 

[Spy Bee]

By doing that, they'll keep getting the 'incorrect item in bagging area' message and have to wait for an assistant.

Nah, tey put them all on the bagging area, pay and then they start transferring their shopping into the bags. Cunts.

[Liverpool lad]

Middle aged women playing music on their phones whilst on their breaks.

 

*disclaimer - this hasn't nothing to do with my current place of employment*

[Ranxerox]

Goons at work making out you're the weird one because you don't want to socialise with them outside of work.

It's you, not me guys. Ask yourselves why after a ten hour shift I'd rather go home than go to the pub with you. Is it really because I'm odd or is it because the 8 of you haven't got any craic whatsoever. 

 

I went on a staff night out the first time because I thought I'd make the effort. That basically resulted in 5 hours in fucking Walkabout and sitting around talking about work, moaning about work and bitching about the people who were too smart not to come. Fucking sad sacks. 

 

Always had this issue myself as well, took a lot of stick over the years but I know I didn't miss out on anything worthwhile.

[Mook]

I refuse to go on work nights out anymore, I have to spend 8hrs a day, five days a week with them, why would I want to go out with them at night when I can go out with my mates?

 

It's the weeks of build up to them that bug me more than anything, do these people never get out of the house? And then there's the 'you were pissed,' comments on the Monday (& sometimes for weeks afterwards). 'Of course I was pissed, it was Friday night you complete fanny.'.

[Ranxerox]

people that take so long at the banking machine that you start wondering if the balancing the accounts of the fucking IMF.

[Mook]

people that take so long at the banking machine that you start wondering if the balancing the accounts of the fucking IMF.

 

There's a name for people like that.

 

Women.

[Liverpool lad]

People who say that they have everything in order and will let you know where they are up to and then when it comes to the time, just fuck off and blame everybody else for their lack of application. Fucks me right off that does.

 

Hanging is too good for some

[moof]

People who say that they have everything in order and will let you know where they are up to and then when it comes to the time, just fuck off and blame everybody else for their lack of application. Fucks me right off that does.

 

Hanging is too good for some

Does this have anything to do with your current place of work?

[Liverpool lad]

Nope. Not at all.

 

None of my posts have anything to do with my current place of employment.

[Harry Squatter]

Japanese/chinese tourists

Always travel in gangs of 25 and just barge into a peaceful area and take shitloads of photos regardless of what the people who were already there were doing. Always do some bizarre peace sign when having a photo taken.

[Harry Squatter]

I refuse to go on work nights out anymore, I have to spend 8hrs a day, five days a week with them, why would I want to go out with them at night when I can go out with my mates?

 

It's the weeks of build up to them that bug me more than anything, do these people never get out of the house? And then there's the 'you were pissed,' comments on the Monday (& sometimes for weeks afterwards). 'Of course I was pissed, it was Friday night you complete fanny.'.

Made even worse by people who take millions of photos on their phone and upload them on Facebook within 20 seconds.

 

Swerving my Christmas meal this year as everyone on my team dislikes each other or is just a miserable twat. Not wasting my time or money sitting there with them.

[lifetime fan]

Daddy fucking long legs.

 

Cunts are everywhere at the moment, it's humid as hell so you need the windows open and they just take advantage by the hundreds.

[Harry Squatter]

Wet lettuce middle class lads from Formby, Crosby, Waterloo, Hoylake, West Kirby, Aughton, Birkdale and Maghull who try to act scally scouse and call each other lad every 5 minutes when they should just shut up, talk normal and be themselves.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Slimming dresses everywhere. Big signpost for obesity.

[VladimirIlyich]

Women at the gym blabbing instead of exercising and always right next to you. And over the noise of the loudspeaker and your own earphones.

If you are not going to bother get the fuck out.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

People who seem to continually be mowing their lawn. Might have mentioned this before but some mid-life crisis Porsche driving twat by us does it about 3 times a week. Mr I go the gym. Skinny bastard in running shorts, no top and fucking walking boots with white socks. Plus weight gloves.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

God I'm jealous

[PestiRed]

people that take so long at the banking machine that you start wondering if the balancing the accounts of the fucking IMF.

Especially the twats who spend five minutes fucking about and then their card comes out and you think great. Then they reach into their wallet/purse and pull out another card. For fucks sake!