"He's having a holocaust"

[Iceman]

Rumour has it Harry Redknapp is now in hot water because he's written down all of the players he's been tapping up this Summer and Sky have got their hands on it...

 

They'll be showing Swindler's List at 20:00 p.m tomorrow night.

 

And after his bath he'll be wearing his Striped Pajamas.

[brucespanner]

Cascarino, as a pundit, is about as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

[Iceman]

Cascarino, as a pundit, is about as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

 

Ba Boom ! Tssssssssssss!

 

(McClaren dutch accent ) I'm here all year folkshh! I can't go anywhere, the fookin nazis have gorrush locked in this fookin closhet. Even me triangle's got dust on it. Bashtards !

[WaltonRed]

He's a red is Tony

[Iceman]

 

I know its a few pages back and it's sick as fuck but this made me howl.

[moof]

He's a red is Tony

 

Aye, thought so. I'm pretty sure he said in his book that he had posters of Rushie covering his walls when he was a kid.

[Iceman]

Oh well...if he's a Red he'll prob be more into the Khmer Rouge side of things. Just a Pot in the dark like.

[Liverpool lad]

New rhyming slang for losing your man at a corner or set piece, having a 'Kate McCann'

[Gym Beglin]

Harry Redknapp is having a Simon Weston.

[WaltonRed]

Aye, thought so. I'm pretty sure he said in his book that he had posters of Rushie covering his walls when he was a kid.

 

That would mean he'd have them up as a grown man playing in the same division as Rushie!

 

It was Keegan et al mate!

[fowler9]

its shocking what he said and completely wrong

 

everyone knows Traore is a left back not a right back

[moof]

That would mean he'd have them up as a grown man playing in the same division as Rushie!

 

It was Keegan et al mate!

 

Haha! My mistake! In my defence, it was late....

[VladimirIlyich]

Aye, thought so. I'm pretty sure he said in his book that he had posters of Rushie covering his walls when he was a kid.

 

There are just too many bad thoughts running through my head after reading that phrase.

[silverlining]

Wenger responds to holocaust by signing a German

[TheResonator]

 

 

Bit of a sweeping statement. So-called bad taste jokes don't all operate on that level.

 

Even from this thread:

 

 

 

This gag employs no little degree of wit and could be viewed as "shocking" by some. And it's funny.

 

Yeah, that's a good gag. It was a bit of an over-generalisation. Having said that, you only have to look at the rest of the thread to see the quality vs. quantity ratios. I suppose all I'm saying is that shock value is an easy get-out for some people in the absence of wit. There are funny shock value jokes, but those like 'what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?' and 'what's worse than raping a baby?' are just shit, because you basically know the punchlines before you've heard them.

[Pony Princess]

On this subject, I had a bit of weed last night and had the maddest dream.

 

I was in an S+M themed nightclub, MC Hitler was on the wheels of steel, Techno Viking is on the dance floor leading the dancing and there are nazi's in full uniform following his lead.

 

It was fucking awesome.

[Paulie Dangerously]

On this subject, I had a bit of weed last night and had the maddest dream.

 

I was in an S+M themed nightclub, MC Hitler was on the wheels of steel, Techno Viking is on the dance floor leading the dancing and there are nazi's in full uniform following his lead.

 

It was fucking awesome.

 

Yeah right "a dream"!

[Anubis]

I think we can all agree that Everton had an absolute tsunami of a transfer window yesterday.

[brucespanner]

Well this thread ran out of gas pretty quickly.

[lifetime fan]

On this subject, I had a bit of weed last night and had the maddest dream.

 

I was in an S+M themed nightclub, MC Hitler was on the wheels of steel, Techno Viking is on the dance floor leading the dancing and there are nazi's in full uniform following his lead.

 

It was fucking awesome.

 

I bet you dream of taking it off Mr. T as well you depraved fucker.

[Iceman]

On this subject, I had a bit of weed last night and had the maddest dream.

 

I was in an S+M themed nightclub, MC Hitler was on the wheels of steel, Techno Viking is on the dance floor leading the dancing and there are nazi's in full uniform following his lead.

 

It was fucking awesome.

 

That was no dream ChickenLicken, I slipped a couple of Roofies in your pint. Have to get some stronger ones for next time if you can still remember that much.

[chauncey]

On MOTD tonight Jockey was throwing colour about like he's Jackson Pollock and people are now trying to equate this to Cascarino's ignorance... fair comment?

[TheHowieLama]

This is the only good thing that has happened tonight - now I can taste the Chicken Licken what with Adolf spinnin the 10" twins -- eez preety gud.

[LFC64]

That would mean he'd have them up as a grown man playing in the same division as Rushie!

 

It was Keegan et al mate!

 

Howard Webb has posters of Wayne Rooney in his bedroom and Clive Tyldesley has a red devils quilt cover so i heard

[bri5x]

Is jockey [oops] hansen going to get an 8 programe ban?