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    Great Documentaries

    Watched the incredible Paradise Lost: The Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills the other week and it's got me on a real documentary film kick. Probably the greatest I've ever seen was Dear Zachary and there have been some top class BBC docs like The Hunt For Britain's Paedophiles and Nazis: A Warning From History. Currently trying to watch as many as possible (the grimmer the better) so any recommendations?
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    Great Documentaries

    Tiger King. Seven episodes of total madness.
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    We’ve conquered all of Europe

    Was in Cardiff over the Bank Holiday and this was being belted out all over the city centre by Cardiff City fans on Sunday. Bet the England nobheads take it to the World Cup, like Ring of Fire in 2006. Sent from my Nexus 6P using Tapatalk
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    Boxing 2017

    Struggling here too. Anyone?
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    The Sunday Supplement

    What's got four legs, three tits, a massive cunt and no idea about football? The Sunday Supplement breakfast table lolz. Anyone else masochistic enough to endure it every Sunday? I am, and derive no little perverse pleasure from watching these 'journalists' chat endless brown about The Best Players In The World Playing In The Best League In The World. Today Andy Dunce of The News Of The Bascombe - I mean, World - says how "Theo" should step up (now that "He can finally grow a decent beard") and be the player to ease the burden of England's talisman Wayne Rooney. Fair fucks to Shaun Cuntis of The S*n, he did mention Gerrard, though I suspect that was more to be an antagonistic twat than to big-up Stevie. We also had Henry Winter of Clapham Common (and The Daily Telegraph): a man so enamoured of the game he eats balls for breakfast. Listening to his pretentious wordplay and highbrow A-Level Enlish literary references being peppered with "JT", "Lamps", "Stevie G" and the likes is downright hilarious. Plus, the guy's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard. Speaking of dartboards, Brian "Wooly" Woolnough's pockmarked fucking face (yeah, thanks a bunch Sky Sports HD) is only out-grossed by that mahoosive swinging jaw. Dude always looks like he's been garying the night before. Talks like it too. The only I can tolerate seeing is Sam "Wally" Wallace of The Independent, and even that's just to check how much his forehead has grown since the last appearance. Let's see how seriously people take your opinions when you're a slaphead twat, Sammy. Just ask Tony Barrett ;) Why don't Barrett, Evans or the eminently telegenic Bascombe ever appear? Would love to see the latter sat there in his Fisher-Price highchair.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Liverpool launches bid to host 2026 Commonwealth Games
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    Gimp XI

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    Manic Street Preachers

    Got two standing tickets for the Everything Must Go anniversary tour at the Echo on 13 May. PM if interested.
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    Superinjunctions

    Twitter Frank from Shameless shagging Mrs. Doyle. Gross.
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    Rodgers Speaks!

    Still looks like a prize twat
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    Bullshit stories about players

    That story is actually true, except it was Franny Jeffers.
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    Bullshit stories about players

    Every single one about Cristiano Ronaldo's latest "girlfriend"
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    Merseyside Police

    There were plenty of Merseyside's Finest at the FA Cup semi in 2012 when a kettled swarm of Bitters were doing exactly what the OP describes outside Wembley Central. I wouldn't go as far as to say they were enjoying it, but the smug grins and Cheshire accents did make me reflect on the defects in character that would compel a person to become one of 'those people'. Police officers: born, not made
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Moshi is coming Moshi is coming
  15. Fowler had a league cup medal from 95; Babbel had won Bundesliga titles and the UEFA Cup (Didi the same); Smicer won the league with Lens; Ziege had titles from all over Europe; Gary Mac had won the league with Leeds. Sami, Gerrard, Carra: Had won nothing up to that point but leaders all three.
  16. Who says he's not good at penalties? He is captain and central midfield player and should therefore possess the requisite stones and technique. He 'fought' to take this one, for example:
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    Man City - League cup final

    Usually drink in The Torch before but have lost my snorkel for the bogs. Which pub will the TLW lads be in?
  18. Best wishes to him and his trophy cunt
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    free Ebook torrent sites?

    MyAnonamouse closed down my account for inactivity - can anyone spare an invite?
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    Radio Phone Ins

    Used to listen to John Keith on Merseyside all the time - is he still on? Alan "Jacko" Jackson, though: Met him a few times and he was a bad, bad bell.
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    Does Rodgers deserve another season.

    Guess he wasn't too popular at the end, huh?
  22. I do a lot of freelance work had loads on this week with a deadline looming and an hellaciously ropey internet connection in my flat to compound matters. With this in mind I headed to the shit-hot new Central Library on Thursday afternoon for some peace and quiet and fast wireless. It was pretty quiet given the weather and I had one of these bad boys (but on the secluded external wall behind shelves of books) all to myself. Anyway I'm working away for a couple of hours - no headphones, with it being so tranquil - until one moment someone sits in the seat right next to me. A quick glance to my left reavealed it was a young black girl in a school uniform and she reached over to some discarded books which were by her seat and asked if I was using them. "No go ahead," I reply. Now, it wasn't until she sat down in the seat right next to me that I noticed she was holding her blazer and her school blouse was completely undone and her bra pulled down to her belly button: I could see a fat left tit in all its pert glory. In the course of a couple of seconds I watched out of the corner of my eye as she reached behind her head with both hands (exposing both boobs), pulled out a bobble and flung it towards my laptop. Holy shit! I'm not going to lie, I stiffened up in all senses as I could see where this was headed. I ignored her for a few moments whilst she flicked through the books in front of her and said "There are no nudes in this book. I'm studying art at college and need to draw nudes". She sat there until I turned and said she should cover herself up - by this point she was reclining and her legs were facing me, fully open. She said she was from Uganda and when it was hot all girls in her country went round like this. To my shame, I said this isn't Uganda and it might offend some people her showing her tits off to strangers. She was in a school uniform after all.* Now, this is going to sound like even more bullshit but she said they watched a film on sex education in college that day and she was feeling really horny (but tried to qualify it by saying she doesn't go with a lot of boys). What the fuck can I say or do to that? What I did was tell her to cover up and let me get on with my work... there was a female library attendant looming about twenty yards away and - though it was never my intention to take this girl into the nearby toilets and smash her senseless, like she blatantly wanted me to - it hastened the outcome. She crossed her legs, slowly and deliberately buttoned her blouse back up all the time complaining that she was covering her best feature (no arguments there) and asking if I wanted to look at porn (damn right). She fucked off to the next floor up and - after waiting for my rock-on to becalm - I packed my shit up quicksnap to go outside and get right on the phone to tell whoever I could about what just happened. The consensus amongst my mates is that even though she had a cracking body and it would have been another ethnicity off the to-do list - I did the right thing in not even having a little fumble in the bogs. Bit gay? What says the GF? :whistle: *she could sense my unease and said she had been kept back a year and was 17, despite the uniform. It was one of those where the tits suggested she might have well been her stated age, but the uniform knocked a couple of years off.
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