Who the fuck is who???

[Karl_b]

"Who, is the president of South Korea."

 

[Remmie]

The artist formally known as fixer of shut up juice

[Skidfingers McGonical]

I'm still me, whoever that may be.

[alles ist gut]

And apparently, I'm The Wurzels.

All of them.

Oooh arrrrr.

 

Let's put it this way; if you're NOT The Wurzels, why were you driving a tractor through my haystack in the MF, eh?

 

I used to be Gary Jones but I left school.

[Red Phoenix]

I'm momo's son.

[melons]

Let's put it this way; if you're NOT The Wurzels, why were you driving a tractor through my haystack in the MF, eh?

 

I used to be Gary Jones but I left school.

 

How many of us went to school with a Gary Jones?

[Preston Red]

I'm not gay but I help them out when they're busy...............

[Carvalho Diablo]

And Fuge is Still Devoid Of Camera.

[dennis tooth]

I was Dennis Tooth.

 

Disgusting. My corpse was still warm and you riffling through my pockets and trying to bum my mam trying to get her while shes down.

[VladimirIlyich]

Disgusting. My corpse was still warm and you riffling through my pockets and trying to bum my mam trying to get her while shes down.

 

Welcome.....err back Dennis,the man with more comebacks than Ol' Blue Eyes.

[silverlining]

I get very confused. Was dennis tooth that Tactics Truck fucking bellend?

[dennis tooth]

Im not back actually this is just like, a cameo appearance like Alfred Hitchcock or Quentin Tarantino, it doesnt really count.

[dennis tooth]

I get very confused. Was dennis tooth that Tactics Truck fucking bellend?

 

Yeah to clear this up for the billionth time, also known as Will Warmer but that got banned I understand. I liked him, shame that.

[silverlining]

So a fucking bellend, then. Great.

[dennis tooth]

So a fucking bellend, then. Great.

 

I dont know. I'd really need to find someone qualified to judge that sort of thing before I could make any sort of conclusion. I think its a bit much to ask someone as retarded as yourself to cope with judging who is a bellend and who is not, its a serious business.

[silverlining]

I dont know. I'd really need to find someone qualified to judge that sort of thing before I could make any sort of conclusion. I think its a bit much to ask someone as retarded as yourself to cope with judging who is a bellend and who is not, its a serious business.

 

Not really. You're just a fucking bellend. Obviously.

[dennis tooth]

Not really. You're just a fucking bellend. Obviously.

 

I dont know its hard to judge as its all relative, what I dont accept is the assessment of a man who could fit 12 of his brains on the head of a pin and still have room for a sofa and tv to sit down and watch some Jeremy Kyle. Should nature require lots of dimwitted people in future then you will be alright, natural selection can be like that. I mean I could go a have a turd with a higher IQ than you in a minute but it dont mean much, thats the catch, DNA is a lotto ticket so it could be you, if I were you I'd have as many kids as I could though to spread your chances out. I dont think the intelligence thing is something to get hung up about meself and start getting personal its down to DNA, I see all them DNA faces everyday carrying thier DNA to and fro, looking for somehole in which to go sometimes plant them and a grow but best be quick if your growing old no one knows.

[Guest ShoePiss]

If all goes well I'll be ShoePiss in the near future. Another Remmie name I believe.

[silverlining]

I dont know its hard to judge as its all relative, what I dont accept is the assessment of a man who could fit 12 of his brains on the head of a pin and still have room for a sofa and tv to sit down and watch some Jeremy Kyle. Should nature require lots of dimwitted people in future then you will be alright, natural selection can be like that. I mean I could go a have a turd with a higher IQ than you in a minute but it dont mean much, thats the catch, DNA is a lotto ticket so it could be you, if I were you I'd have as many kids as I could though to spread your chances out. I dont think the intelligence thing is something to get hung up about meself and start getting personal its down to DNA, I see all them DNA faces everyday carrying thier DNA to and fro, looking for somehole in which to go sometimes plant them and a grow but best be quick if your growing old no one knows.

 

Your metaphors are as dismally confused and nonsensical as most of your posts, you spasticated, lunatic cunt.

 

Let's take this "brains on the head of a pin" thing. Starts off OK-ish, if rather unoriginal: my brain is so small that it could fit on the head of a pin. In fact, twelve of my brains could fit. Easily. Yep.

 

But then it rather all falls apart - much as I suspect your personal life has.

 

How could this pin have room for a sofa and a TV? Have they been miniaturised also? To what end? To match my brain size? Wouldn't that normalise my brain size and render the whole size issue irrelevant?

 

Now fuck off.

[Red Phoenix]

[dennis tooth]

Your metaphors are as dismally confused and nonsensical as most of your posts, you spasticated, lunatic cunt.

 

Let's take this "brains on the head of a pin" thing. Starts off OK-ish, if rather unoriginal: my brain is so small that it could fit on the head of a pin. In fact, twelve of my brains could fit. Easily. Yep.

 

But then it rather all falls apart - much as I suspect your personal life has.

 

How could this pin have room for a sofa and a TV? Have they been miniaturised also? To what end? To match my brain size? Wouldn't that normalise my brain size and render the whole size issue irrelevant?

 

Now fuck off.

 

 

IT'S JUST BEEN REVOKED!!

 

 

Metaphors by their nature are metaphorical. I invoke changes the structure of the universe in order to demonstrate your own foolhardiness. In which order my life has fallen apart as that which you call order when it was in fact always inhabiting a realm you would call disorder in order to grasp it all you'd need hands like fucking spades and yours are a bit small and deformed. And which suspect you want to pick up out of that line up Mrs Marple?

While you quizzically looking at your screen I'll be drinking my brandy and smoking a pancake whilst getting head, its getting late and I got thangs to do, if you think theres anything personal about my life you inhabiting the wrong zone, turn back kid this a one way street and you colder than the hard shoulder. And Im out.

[Magic Sponge]

If Dennis has returned than its up there with Jon Snows ball-tastic leaving speech.

[llego]

Only someone like silverlining could make me cheer for dennis.

[Alan Sex]

Whenever you bum your bird, I'm there. I have always been, and will always be, THE SEX.

[chauncey]

Those responsible for re-animating the corpse of dennis tooth have done the internetz a huge fucking favour imo.