Magic Sponge

Sending you virtual love and hugz at this difficult time.

The tales you tell on here are fucking outstanding mate, so much hatred and jealously towards people you know. Grow a set of bollocks and open your mouth for a change. But you won't will you. He's the internet's Bruce Wayne.

If you took the trivia out of peoples lives, then where would this thread be?

Thank fuck for that. For a moment there, I thought you were going to say punctuation. I prayed for you.

For?

Its. not. you. mate. its. hers.

My 2 week old son stares at me in a way that makes me look away. One serious fucker.

Winter checks are a piss easy way that a lot of national garages use, as a way of fleecing a gullible customer.

Indeed.

Beyond fucking abysmal some of the shit that gets posted on here. Doctor Troy, the top scouser on a one man crusade against "scalls' as you say. Give your head a wobble you fucking bad wool.

Bad fucking wool you lad. How many 'banter' points are you hoping to earn from that post?

All forums are masonic unfortunately. Full of in house gags and virtual reach arounds. This place included. As an example, Ive lost count of the amount of rim jobs given out over baking techniques. I suppose it's a case of 'if your username fits'.

I'm not surprised that you've poked your nose in Vlad. You follow Monty and the other political heavyweights around the forum, nodding your head in agreement to the soundbites they throw out, hoping for a sniff of their undies.

Has it though? Explain to me how the this has any bearing on your life daily life? Fuck all is the answer you're looking for.

The world's a real shitty place. Take solace from the fact that you can all discuss it from the safety of your laptop, without it having any bearing on your life.

Not if you're in Magaluf.

Alan Henningway was dead the day he got caught, last year. It was just about how he would be used as a propaganda tool.

It's all irrelevant to them. Press releases from loved ones begging for mercy and empathy, doesn't register with them. They hate where you where born, they hate the country that's stamped on our passports. They hate everything about what that represents. I've come face to face with someone in that part of the world and I've never forgot to this day how much anger and hatred he had for me, purely because I had a Union Jack on my sleeve. But hey, It's nothing personal.

An aid worker, a freelance journalist, a diplomat, a milkman, a great husband, the best dad anyone could ask for, a pillar of the community, a lollipop man, one in a million.

It doesn't matter if the RAF get sent in. It'll have little or no effect other than more provocation. I genuinely can't see this ending.

Jihad John is a bit of a cunt, isn't he.

I spent 8 months of my life in Kosovo, all of which, I'm never getting back.

Fucking hell. Is it now standard to judge new signings after not even four games into season? You deserve mighty red, you fucking biff.

Dealing with the changed expectations from our cuntish fans. I feel sorry for him.