You or anyone you know shagged anyone famous?

[dirty_sanchez]

In fact, I think Lance is straight making this shit up. Story summary:

 

"Yeah, so once I could have boned a rich famous supermodel, but I just couldn't be arsed."

[RJ Fan club]

In fact, I think Lance is straight making this shit up. Story summary:

 

"Yeah, so once I could have boned a rich famous supermodel, but I just couldn't be arsed."

 

It might have been feasible if he wasn't wearing shants at the time.

[WaltonRed]

I met her before she had the tits... and was there before and after. Huzzah!

 

 

Its sad I know her name isnt it? yeah it is.

 

She as good as the career choice suggests?

[Red Banjo]

Big forehead or crazy personality aside, if you get the chance to kick Tyra Banks' backdoors in - you do it. Without a second's hesitation.

 

Good looking celebrity rat should be ploughed into every single time, even if they are not a multi-millionaire supermodel with an unbelievable rack.

 

-10,000,000,000 man points Lance.

[The Special One]

It'd be a real shame if that story was true. Too bad it isn't. But you managed to make me laugh Lance, so that's good. I like a man who can make me laugh.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I didn't need much of an exuse to post this, and it somehow felt appropriate;

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[RoboRiise]

She has a really really massive forehead too.

 

 

Oh aye, I've always said I wouldn't go near her if the chance ever presented itself, just because of that massive forehead of hers. It's the first thing I think of...

 

[Guest ShoePiss]

I didn't need much of an exuse to post this, and it somehow felt appropriate;

[YOUTUBE]geZoES9KQ-Q[/YOUTUBE]

 

Love that scene.

[Remmie]

Pah, my chick was hotter than the Shants man.

 

And how much more famous can you get than Holby fucking city shamone.

[Liverpool lad]

I haven't read the whole thread but I am sure that everyone's Grandfather has smashed Cilla Black or so the rumour goes

[The Dude Abides]

Who let philly back on to the site?

[Randy Marsh]

I've banged the ex of a Premiership/International footballer. That's as famous as it gets for me. Some corkers on here though, quality thread!

[lifetime fan]

I've banged the ex of a Premiership/International footballer. That's as famous as it gets for me. Some corkers on here though, quality thread!

 

Spill the beans then.

 

It was Colin Hendry wasn't it?

[DJLJ]

Lance, there's this unwritten man rule that you bang famous women when you get the chance. I think this is somewhat of a fail on your part. Kick yourself. Hard.

 

Lance you suck, if that's true, you suck even more.

 

Oh aye, I've always said I wouldn't go near her if the chance ever presented itself, just because of that massive forehead of hers. It's the first thing I think of...

 

 

So much truth in these 3 posts.

[bigbak]

But.......but......

 

 

Proof that Lance is probably gay

[The Special One]

Or a liar.

[liverpoolsno9]

Sorry to piss on your chips like but the girl was a fucking wrongun, just because she had a moderately successful modelling career it doesn't make her snow fucking white! as i said, i was going out with her mate and believe it or not she even got the story from the horses clout.[/quote

 

as I said mate, that story has been doing the rounds for years, not disputing she was a 'wrongun', just disputing the story. Sounds like one of them 'urban legend' stories. Like everyones grandad has had a bit of cilla whilst she was working the cloakrooms in the cavern,as mentioned above. I used to have my haircut by kathys sister in the hairdressers in the old roan whilst kathy was at her peak, used to go miles out of my way to do so! One day kathy came in to see her. Eating a twix. Kind of blows her penchant for mars bars out of the water!

[Unrighteous]

Believe what you want to

[madstock]

Pfft. Shagging supermodels is *so* 1990's.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Tyra banks says come up to my room, you jizz in your pants and say no through embarrassment or you go with the flow and give her your best smeyes and dispose of under crackers.

[Top of the Kop]

Yeah... I think it's pretty cool to say, "I had the chance but didn't bother", because going, "Yeah, I hit that before" would be just dismissed as bullshit.

 

Well exactly, the fact that you rejected a world famous supermodel is far more believable...

[Andriy Voronin]

I have had the PARTY with a couple of young EUROPEAN models (various HAIR colours) after the BEACH party in IBIZA. Lets just say I saw plenty of DINGDONGS that night but there was no doorbell. GOOD times. GOOD times.

[Trumo]

I have had the PARTY with a couple of young EUROPEAN models (various HAIR colours) after the BEACH party in IBIZA. Lets just say I saw plenty of DINGDONGS that night but there was no doorbell. GOOD times. GOOD times.

 

Not make SEXY time after DISCO dance?

[Staniola]

Sorry to piss on your chips like but the girl was a fucking wrongun, just because she had a moderately successful modelling career it doesn't make her snow fucking white! as i said, i was going out with her mate and believe it or not she even got the story from the horses clout.[/quote

 

as I said mate, that story has been doing the rounds for years, not disputing she was a 'wrongun', just disputing the story. Sounds like one of them 'urban legend' stories. Like everyones grandad has had a bit of cilla whilst she was working the cloakrooms in the cavern,as mentioned above. I used to have my haircut by kathys sister in the hairdressers in the old roan whilst kathy was at her peak, used to go miles out of my way to do so! One day kathy came in to see her. Eating a twix. Kind of blows her penchant for mars bars out of the water!

 

Haha

 

I have had the PARTY with a couple of young EUROPEAN models (various HAIR colours) after the BEACH party in IBIZA. Lets just say I saw plenty of DINGDONGS that night but there was no doorbell. GOOD times. GOOD times.

 

I love you Andriy!

[SonofJan]

I haven't read the whole thread but I am sure that everyone's Grandfather has smashed Cilla Black or so the rumour goes

 

Mattressback as she is known to my Dad and Uncles