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Andriy Voronin

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  1. does not have "LEG" to "stand ON"
  2. Large screen TELEVISION designer CLOTHES' DVDs of all hollywood movies of RECENT years BEAUTIFUL lady wearing only underpants
  3. Hey DURANGO, maybe you need has WANK the budgie?
  4. 'Kelly Holmes' is real WOMAN - strong, atletic, 'beautiful'. She can MUNCH my CARPET any of the days.
  5. oh HUBBA bubba. Does anybody HAVE the "EMAIL" address for this hot lady?? aS SHE is on the "internet" I would like to "WIK HER PEDIA" :drool:
  6. "ZLATAN" is living splitting image of FORMER GIRLFRIEND i had. Though, she had less FACEBEARD, more ROAST HAMS :drool:
  7. Take EGG SHELLS, some nutmeg and CRUSHED garlick and if possible CLAW of crowe-bird. Place in paper BAG and place in "loft" of FRIEND. This man will have BAD LUCK and TRAGEDY for many years from curse.
  8. “This is a dog and pony show,” another man stood up and shouted. I have SEEN this SHOW it was with HOT WOMAN along with dog and pony doing the FRACKING.
  9. "Old Firm" derby does not have high quality but CELTIC player SAMERAS looks like beautiful lady. This is STRANGE for man.
  10. Sossidge DRIVING bus that cannot go below 3O KILOMETERS PER hOUR.
  11. My HORSES make STALIN love to the LADYHORSES in STUDFARM.
  12. There is famous CHILD story about man who makes WOODEN CHILD DUMMY (BOY) but dummys' nose gets BIG when "speaking in lyes". "PENOCHIO" I think is NAME of story - This is PROBABLY "fable" or "fairy tale" and I would SAY not true.
  13. At last "REAL LIFE" man model with GENUINE hairyness on ARMS. No more SHAVED GYM BOY WITH pout face.
  14. Cavani WAS made teh "offer THAT HE could not refuse" (Godfather)
  15. "Carroll" makes LOVE to beautiful woman BED FUN. BOOM BOOM earthquake, many PEOPLE LEFT DEAD.
  16. "Oh NO andriy and CAROLINE....there is no TENNIS CLOTHES as washing MACHINE IS broken down. you must play thE NO CLOTHES TENNIS"
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