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Kind of want to cry. Instead I will drink a hell of a lot of whiskey and watch copious amounts of porn.

Unbelievable. Actually unbelievable.

Can anyone tell me where I can find that "winner without winning anything" banner that the Everton fans made up for him? Want to show it to my Manc friend when I get to work...Show him that the man just needed a bit more time an' all that.

Sturridge has looked injured these last 3 games, just not sharp enough. The second we took our first kick and misplaced the pass this game has looked like a draw/loss. C'mon boys!!!! Lets do this!

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Chapel Street has some great bars and is only a 10 minute walk to the stadium. You'll love Melbourne, mate.

Some Uruguayan fella on RAWK who claims to know Suarez: Hi Luis -Hi I appreciate i can talk to you again. -That is all right. Did u expected to be banned for ten games? -Actually yes. Why? Because the presidente of this country condemned me before FA did. You should know that Mr Cameron is the Prime Minister of this country and not the president. -Ok. Why did you bite people? -It was on the Spur of the moment...i was an idiot...but he did not lose his arm..did he? What r u gonna do now? - I do not know what to do next...lets see what happen...some people try to push me out of England...but i do not want to play for any other team. Thank Luisito. -See you If it's genuine then it is quite interesting, at least he shows his love for the club. Probably a load of shite, in fairness.

This commentary on Fox is fucking woeful, you'd think we were witnessing a 0-0 bore draw by the way they are droning on...

Anyone got a link?

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Erm I was joking, mate..

Lets wait and see if he's any good on a cold wet winters night away to Stoke before we all start sucking each others cocks, yeah...

bum voyage....

Mate my plan changes on a daily basis. The thought of living in Canada for a year has always appealed to me so it really is a case of getting some info from other people who have lived in either/both places. Why did you prefer Canada if you don't mind me asking? Where abouts would you advise to live?

Canada was definitely my first option until I found out about the visa application and how much of a ball ache it is, plus I have loads of friends in Oz so it's not toooo far for me to go if I ever fancied a trip over. and lets not forget those sexy sheep that you alluded to earlier...