The drunk thread.

[Jairzinho]

There's a girl with blue hair in my house, don't know where she came from and I can't get rid of her. If she stays much longer

I might have to speak to her.

The drill, you know it.

[moof]

She did take a few selfies

 

 

Quite cute tbf

[Spy Bee]

She needs to wipe her nose.

[lifetime fan]

Nice tits, pity about the shit in her nose.

 

 

EDIT: And eyebrows bigger than mine.

[littletedwest]

fucking hell. wish I'd wake up with that.

[lifetime fan]

fucking hell. wish I'd wake up with that.

 

I've woken up with far worse.

[littletedwest]

I do most days.

 

Some days she starts work early

[Carvalho Diablo]

Fucking amateur, could have been up to his armpits in flange.

 

[General Dryness]

How gutted will he be when he wakes up and sees that photo? Sort of thing that can haunt you the rest of your life, that.

[Stouffer]

I am fucked; at a do with a free bar tonight too. Such carnage.

[Bjornebye]

woke up a bit hungover as celebrated getting a new job offer last night. have to fucking move house. move house. woke up still drunk. i just want a beer and some music. move house. move. 

 

die

[Sugar Ape]

woke up a bit hungover as celebrated getting a new job offer last night. have to fucking move house. move house. woke up still drunk. i just want a beer and some music. move house. move. 

 

die

 

More or less commuting involved?

[Bjornebye]

More or less commuting involved?

 

similar amount although this is in moorgate so less tube stops 

[Sugar Ape]

similar amount although this is in moorgate so less tube stops 

 

Good, good. I still expect to see you on the news then within the next year.

 

[Stouffer]

I am dying; dyyyyyyying.

[Champ]

woke up a bit hungover as celebrated getting a new job offer last night. have to fucking move house. move house. woke up still drunk. i just want a beer and some music. move house. move. 

 

die

 

Well done,  mister

[s(k)aturation]

I am.

[lifetime fan]

She's so ill she's going to die apparently and is spending 20 hours in bed again. She's made it absolutely clear I ain't getting any and I have to amuse myself for the day.

 

Should be fun...

 

[Sugar Ape]

This is what I should be drinking tonight, plus some Delirium:
 

 

However, I've been in work all day, I'm in at 7am tomorrow and the mrs has got her niece and nephew up from Staffordshire staying over and the little shits won't go to sleep until the early hours, just to annoy me I assume. Bastard.

[lifetime fan]

Having an ill bird isn't all bad.

 

 

 

Just knocked one out to a lesbian scene I found in the history on her iPad too.

[Mook]

I wish I was dead today.

 

Absolutely fucked.

[lifetime fan]

[Spy Bee]

I really couldn't be arsed drinking in the house on my own in the daytime.

[Bjornebye]

I really couldn't be arsed drinking in the house on my own in the daytime.

Its one of the finer things in life. I rarely have the place to myself so when i do i air guitar and get pissed. A full on gig and everything. I even walk into the living room as if im walking onstage and have playlists on spotify that are in-fact set-lists.

[Spy Bee]

Its one of the finer things in life. I rarely have the place to myself so when i do i air guitar and get pissed. A full on gig and everything. I even walk into the living room as if im walking onstage and have playlists on spotify that are in-fact set-lists.

Yeah I can get that. I live alone, so there is no novelty.