Jump to content

  • Sign up for free and receive a month's subscription

    You are viewing this page as a guest. That means you are either a member who has not logged in, or you have not yet registered with us. Signing up for an account only takes a minute and it means you will no longer see this annoying box! It will also allow you to get involved with our friendly(ish!) community and take part in the discussions on our forums. And because we're feeling generous, if you sign up for a free account we will give you a month's free trial access to our subscriber only content with no obligation to commit. Register an account and then send a private message to @dave u and he'll hook you up with a subscription.

The drunk thread.

Ezekiel 25:17

By Ezekiel 25:17,
in GF - General Forum

 Share

Recommended Posts

moof Grand Master

moof

Posted
Posted

Ha that's closer to the truth than you know. She does a fantastic long slow comfortable screw up against a cold hard wall with a kiss.

 

My house is a bit of a party house tbh, always a shitload of people here. Mostly beautiful women.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
  • Replies 1.2k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Popular Posts

Bjornebye
Bjornebye

Its one of the finer things in life. I rarely have the place to myself so when i do i air guitar and get pissed. A full on gig and everything. I even walk into the living room as if im walking onstage

AngryOfTuebrook
AngryOfTuebrook

I'm at my brother's house, ostensibly for his upcoming 50th birthday, but really because I want a bit of family time, on the 3rd anniversary of my mum's death and the first anniversary of the cunting

Sugar Ape
Sugar Ape

A drunk man who had been reported missing spent hours with a search party looking for himself in Turkey. Beyhan Mutlu, 50, not only sought but ultimately “found” himself in a forest with volunteers.

Dr Nowt Grand Master

Dr Nowt

Posted
Posted

She ain't my bird, Chop. Just a 'drinking buddy' init.

 

Ha that's closer to the truth than you know. She does a fantastic long slow comfortable screw up against a cold hard wall with a kiss.

 

My house is a bit of a party house tbh, always a shitload of people here. Mostly beautiful women.

 

I'm a devilishly handsome man, a riot of charisma and wit, and women love me.

 

When can I fuck her?

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Bjornebye Grand Master

Bjornebye

Posted
Posted

Wine tasting with work last night. Very quickly gravitated towards the absinthe. Woke up in a really nice apartment in the docklands overlooking canary wharf. In the dog house big time. Fucking ridiculous i cant remember a thing from about midnight onwards. Any which way but loose a box of pringles and a wank it is. Over the monkey.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Bjornebye Grand Master

Bjornebye

Posted
Posted

I thought I was drunk. Just been woken up by my dad braying on the front door barely able to stand because he is so pissed who has then announced he has the big c and proceeded to tell me he hates me.

Fuck just noticed this, i hope he woke up this morning apologising for chatting shit? If not then hope things aren't too bad mate.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
 Share
Go to topic listing
×
×
  • Create New...