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Deaf or Blind?

Fugitive

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Deaf or Blind... you decide.  

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  1. 1. Deaf or Blind... you decide.


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Fugitive Grand Master

Fugitive

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If you were stuck down with some illness and the Doctors gave you the option of keeping one of the two senses but the other would go, what would you choose?

 

Sight

 

If you lost your sight you would not be able to watch porn, perv on women, watch ****ball or use the Internet. Imagine if you were getting nagged by the wife as well and wanted to make a quick getaway, you would be fucked. I suppose you would be able to use it as a good excuse not to work but life would be a bit shit.

 

Hearing

 

You would never be able to listen to Music again, have to go through all the bollocks learning sign language and would not know if people are talking behind your back. A plus would be not hearing the wife nag at you 24/7 and could act stupid if someone asks you to do something.

 

 

If anyone is reading this and is offended because they are deaf, I apologise. I doubt the Blind will ever know about this thread so meh to them.

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Ian Sea Mentor

Ian Sea

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If given the choice I would definitely choose to keep my sight rather than my hearing.

 

I manage a guy who is deaf in work and although his life seems hard in some ways he still does pretty much the same as me; work, drive, watch TV etc. He leads a relatively 'normal' life as I imagine I would if I were deaf.

 

If I were blind though I think it would be such a massive change. I think it would result in me being much more dependant on other people, more so than being deaf would.

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Elmyn Noos Grand Master

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Yep, no brainer for me too. Being blind would be shit. Fuckers would be able to put beans on your fry-up and you wouldn't know until the tasteless shit was soiling your mouth and spunking your brekkie.

 

Deafness would be a great excuse to get free booze in the pub. "Excuse me, love. I SAID EXCUSE ME. OI ARE YOU FUCKING DEAF?" Guilt trip and free pint to follow. Plus, I've quite fancied learning sign language.

 

Heh heh heh. I spooning my ear-drums out tonight.

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RJ Fan club Grand Master

RJ Fan club

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Deaf everytime, so long as I didn't have to have a fucked voice as a result; I'd hate to sound like a mong (apologies to anyone offended).

 

I've always wanted to learn lip reading, would be an ace skill to see what others are accurately saying from a distance. When I get older I've decided I'm getting selective deafness anyway, can't wait to ignore requests do stuff, ignore people you can't be arsed with and plonk myself in front of the test match for hours in peace.

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melons Grand Master

melons

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Have a bit of Rep as some consolidation.

 

doesn't work. :( i wanted to rep, but need to spread it around a bit apparently. so thought i would add my thoughts.

 

all my kids are wearing their colours tomorrow, sod the school uniform shit.

 

oh and the glory hunters are out. my mobile has been switched off.

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