Forumites with shit handles..

[Alan Sex]

Phil Uranus

 

Dick Ramsbottom

[loadsoftrophies]

I was a moaning Michael about my name as well, i would appreciate suggestions.

[dudek#1]

Keith Congo

[billybonzo]

Kenny Clunge

[dudek#1]

Barry Shite

[billybonzo]

slavabotti

[Karl_b]

Jimmy McTrainingvest

Hans Bigger

Beef BSE CJD

Doctor Babyeater

Fred Jones

Purple Roberto

Flangelina Ballerina

That Guy From That Thing

[Remmie]

Here's some I created earlier:

 

Binfingers McGonical

Charlie Cock

_______ (this would confuse people)

Guntsmeg

Cage against the Machine

Jive Turkey

Cocksnogger McGonical

The Clungerutter

Lucky Pierre

Jeremy Kyle ate my Guinea Pig

Monty is a Ginger

Cunt him in the bastard

Minge the merciless

Jockeys.....something must have spooked 'em

The Beige

Cum By Aagh

Keet (like Keith but pronouced Caribbean/Irish)

Dr Billy Cunt (after one of my expert eleven players)

Barry Midgetporn (Ditto)

Johnny Cuntaxe-Riboflavin (Ditto again)

Bad Aids McCabe

Sheik R. Maker (this is lame if you want a lame name)

Notcher taint

Spunk Dumpster

Horsey (means you've bummed Danielle whatserface)

London Clungeon/Clungeon of doom

Spazzyburger

Dribble-chin McGonical

Cuntfist

Therapist

 

Some cat name suggestions for shitlash:

 

Jimmy Shit cat

The real Barry Scott

Cilit Bang

Clit Bang

Mr T

Huggy bear

Mexican fighting cat

Fat knacker

Shut up & sit down

Soapy tit cat

Whiskers McGonical (a relation of the good man skidfingers)

Edwin Congo

Woot

Arf

Norway sucks

Tramp

The Gimp

Twat

Furrdy-Gurdy

Snarf

Remmington Jewstein

 

Or how about a dances with wolves name

Shits-in-corner

Sets-face-on-fire

Smasher-of-backdoors

Sith-Lord-of-Sweden

twatter-of-mice

 

Shit waffle came up with a great name on that cat thread: Steve French

[Karl_b]

Lucky Pierre is still the best non username going.

[Anny Road]

'Big Dogs Cock' is the name use whenever I go to megabowl.

 

 

Without the kids.

[Stu Monty]

Keith Congo

 

Aye, that's a quality one right there.

 

Operation Bullshit

Hammock time

Captain Unsuitable

The unchosen one

[Redder Lurtz]

Cunt him in the bastard

 

That's fuckin ace.

[hamstrung]

Fork Handles.

[Section_31]

Vic Fontaine

[Remmie]

That's fuckin ace.

Stolen from F365 I'm afraid.

[Dirk]

Bartholomew Cunt

Marty Woodenhands

Lionel Blert

[Section_31]

Bartholomew Cunt

Marty Woodenhands

Lionel Blert

 

 

We have a winner!

[Remmie]

Chesney Wimpleman

Hot Karl

Suprise sexist

Fred Arsepart

Lesbian Seagull

Jamirokyle

Midget in a Bikini

(John) Craven likes to Cottage

Dead Thatcher

Touching Sock

Ace Rimmer

A turd in the hand is worth 2 in the bush

Shartistic licence

The dribble on Jamie Oliver's chin

Cockdoctor Who Who

Cunto

Captain Turdseye

Clunge Tsunami

Bubblewrap guy

Degenerate tramp

Guy in shop #4

Fantapants

The Tourettes a man can get\Simply Tourettes

[Sut]

Yoda's Cardie

Laser brain

Nice Work, Camel Jerk

The "?"

The Kenny Baker Appreciation Society

Burt's 'Tache

Usagi Joe Yimbo

Freda Peepul

Willy Eckislike

Lydia Dustbin

[Section_31]

Mark Fowler's Aids

[Furmedge]

Rafa's Right Bollock

[Remmie]

Fellatiio Hornblower

Paul Smenis

Cunt 'em physics

Thundercunt Olympics

Hymen Manouvre

Fandango Rudebox

Sexual Chocolate

Vagrant Rabbit

Guy Incognito

Baron Badnog (an alter ego of mine)

Percy Helmetdale

Half-Jewish: Twoskin

Fruedian Shit

Bonerfight genius

Cuntgravy on my chin

Das Bootylicious

Get rape, Wear rape, fly

Sugar ape

Spunkweasel

Sleazy rider

RonJeremyKyle

Gay France

Cunny air lingus

Yosemite Sam

Flaccidjazz

Mope

Lombardo Von Fartlegger

Hootie and the brown fish

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Disgruntled Goat

Fiddler Castro

Cilla Black's Slingbacks

Rick Santorum

Le Petomane

Angry of West Derby

Angry of Norris Green

Angry of Anfield

Angry of Stoneycroft

(I could go on)

[Remmie]

Fat Knacker Clackers

[Guest TK-421]

Cunt 'em physics; me like.