Summer 2023 Transfer Thread

[Moo]

Exciting.

[Creator Supreme]

You've an hour to sign a defender you tight fisted bastards!

[kemskem]

12 hours ago, JohnnyH said:

A really good summer’s work.

 

I'd rather we'd rejected the Fabinho and Henderson bids and that would have put us in a position to do it repeatedly with Salah which would have been funny, but obviously it would't happen in a million years with FSG.

[Grinch]

Cool, does absolutely nothing to sort out a completely wank defence.

[Rocky Sullivan]

8 minutes ago, an tha said:

His eyebrows, muzzy and chin fuzz look like they’ve been drawn on with a felt tip. 

Hope he does well. 

[s(k)aturation]

1 hour ago, skend04 said:

 

I'm surprised our Lebanese contingent hasn't picked you up on this, with Egypt being in Africa.

 

Because he's from the Lebanese quarter in Whitby?

 

But yes, I should perhaps have also said "ethnographically", not just "geographically".

 

Off with my head.

 

[YNWAViking]

Great first interview. Classy, assured young man. Hopefully he brings that to the pitch. Could see the joy of Big Virg and Gakpo hitting up with Ryan, a hattrick of Dutch now!

[Jurgen Knows]

11 minutes ago, s(k)aturation said:

 

Because he's from the Lebanese quarter in Whitby?

 

 

[skend04]

13 minutes ago, s(k)aturation said:

 

Because he's from the Lebanese quarter in Whitby?

 

But yes, I should perhaps have also said "ethnographically", not just "geographically".

 

Off with my head.

 

 

Your hands will do.

[TD_LFC]

Decent enough rebuild of the midfield, only thing left to say is good luck Endo, you're gonna need it.

 

[liverpoolsno9]

4 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

English football will be unrecognizable in 5 years time.

 

Let’s fucking hope so, it’s unrecognisable from the game I fell in love with. If all the top players wanna fuck off, broadcasting rights shrink, the bubble may just burst, it’s a fucking circus now. Listen to any fans these days a finances are discussed as much as the football. We might just get our game back. There’s too much money in it, if the Saudis wanna take over the circus, I’m all for it

[TheDrowningMan]

52 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

You've an hour to sign a defender you tight fisted bastards!

It’s okay, we can wait until next summer when we’ll need to sign three centre backs, which we’ll do with the Salah money instead of signing a forward.

[3 Stacks]

2 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

Any evidence for this? 

Not really, no. 

[Razoray]

2 hours ago, TD_LFC said:

4 games and yet to make the bench.

Shocked 

[BeefStroganoff]

7/10 window up from a 5/10. Still really short in some areas.

[YNWAViking]

If after the deadline the ITK journos start posting we were a slow Ibiza wifi away from signing a defender Big Jorg can fuck right off. 

[Preston Red]

Lobbing Keita out on his arse was the highlight of the window, for me. Thiago next.

[dandyman]

Greenwood joining Getafe

 

You’d think the last thing Spanish football needs right now is another predatory male in their ranks…

[TheDrowningMan]

Getafe sign Greenwood on loan. That mealy mouthed Manc statement implying that they were releasing him without confirming it was every bit the PR stunt it looked like at the time.

[Remmie]

50 minutes ago, Jurgen Knows said:

 

Using a meme from a serial rapist may not be the epic put down you think it is. 

[Megadrive Man]

5 minutes ago, BeefStroganoff said:

7/10 window up from a 5/10. Still really short in some areas.

Yeah I think that's fair.

 

We were one centre back from being a 9/10.

 

If feels very much like we are back in the early years of Klopp. We are going to need to outscore teams and won't be strong defensively. 

[Mook]

22 minutes ago, liverpoolsno9 said:

 

Let’s fucking hope so, it’s unrecognisable from the game I fell in love with. If all the top players wanna fuck off, broadcasting rights shrink, the bubble may just burst, it’s a fucking circus now. Listen to any fans these days a finances are discussed as much as the football. We might just get our game back. There’s too much money in it, if the Saudis wanna take over the circus, I’m all for it

 

I would just like to reiterate everything in this post.

 

Nail on the fucking head.

[YNWAViking]

One signing away from being a great window. Predictable. Hopefully our lack of quality depth in defence doesn't cause us too much pain. 

 

 

[3 Stacks]

5 or 6 out of 10 for me. Not great. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]