Sevilla (a) CL - Match Thread

[karl1987]

Our biggest  issue is we have zerio leaders on the pitch.  We always had Gerrard and Carragher barking orders all over the place for years.  Who does that now?

[LFC 6 Times]

Sevilla are an absolute cunt of a club, I despise everything about them from their shithouse players, to their middle age fans and their manager's a fucking nonce.

[The Acolyte]

Klopp cannot play Moron against Chelsea. Watching that match is the blueprint to beating us. Has to change it up

[The Acolyte]

Eunuchs in midfield

[karl1987]

As for a positive.  We still top the group with a fairly easy game against Spartak Moscow at Anfield.

[Creator Supreme]

They're a bunch of fucking cunts, leave them in Seville, twats!

[Creator Supreme]

As for a positive. We still top the group with a fairly easy game against Spartak Moscow at Anfield.

Nice one centurion!

[s(k)aturation]

Hindsight is a wonderful thing, but I kind of agree.

 

You can't complain being 3-0 up. But, even at that stage it was hot potato stuff with the ball at times.

 

No cleverness. No guile. No little bit of intelligence in trying to slow the game down a bit and keep the ball.

 

It was get it, look to get the ball over the top or into the gaps in the channels as quickly as possible. It worked a few times and we created chances out of it. But, when it stopped working, there seemed to be no plan to do anything else, nor an individual ability, to stop the ball coming straight back at us.

 

We were keeping the ball for all of 5 to 6 seconds at times. Given our defensive frailties and tendency to make individual errors, it was risky to manage the ball so poorly.

 

 

You can get away with 30% possession for a half.

 

But at some point the lightning counter-attack plan needs modification, perhaps.

[s(k)aturation]

Was you there, Jairzinho?

[Jairzinho]

Was you there, Jairzinho?

 

Nah, tickets were at a price that would make my missus cut my balls off.

 

Watched it at the pub I normally watch our games. Fucking bouncing first half. Must have been 200 reds in there. Second half there was an air of resignation. Just knew we'd shit the bed. No-one in midfield to take the sting out of the game. We are completely incapable of controlling a football match.

[Tom araya]

Karius is not to blame for that second half debacle,game management....we have to learn to be snidey shithouses....we're far too nice.

[Aventus]

Always in the interviews afterwards they go on about looking at the positives and learning from the negatives.

 

They must have some some pretty severe learning disabilities because after all these years they've still learned fuck all and still making the exact same mistakes.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Always in the interviews afterwards they go on about looking at the positives and learning from the negatives.

They must have some some pretty severe learning disabilities because after all these years they've still learned fuck all and still making the exact same mistakes.

Amen.

[Harry Squatter]

Only Liverpool could make a meal of the easiest group.

[TheHowieLama]

There is a chance it is considered the easiest group by our presence.

[magicrat]

Only Liverpool could make a meal of the easiest group.

 

We are not an elite team these days so no great shock.

[s(k)aturation]

Nah, tickets were at a price that would make my missus cut my balls off.

 

Watched it at the pub I normally watch our games. Fucking bouncing first half. Must have been 200 reds in there. Second half there was an air of resignation. Just knew we'd shit the bed. No-one in midfield to take the sting out of the game. We are completely incapable of controlling a football match.

 

 

I'd have probably spent the ground admission price on ciders in the second-half... and told the barkeep to not fuck about pouring it like this:

 

[Aventus]

During the draw at one point it was literally 50/50 whether we'd end up in this group or the one Tottenham ended up in.

 

I dread to think where we would be now if they'd pulled the balls out differently.

[Funkasy]

Pull your balls out and we will see.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

 

I dread to think where we would be now if they'd pulled the balls out differently.

 

Stacey's hotel room? 

[Einch]

Weak cunts.

[DirkDiggledinho]

As for a positive.  We still top the group with a fairly easy game against Spartak Moscow at Anfield.

 

In theory but having an all or nothing final game shits me right up. We're well capable of throwing it all away, they're not that bad a team.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Chortle!

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/JamzLdnKmt/status/933087768519069699

[LFC 6 Times]

That penalty is on Coutinho, no need to play that pass when we're 3-1 up. Boot it fucking out and the equaliser is fucking embarrassing goal to concede.

[Curly]

I tell you what though. We were fucking brilliant in that first half.

Were we though? I thought we were extremely lucky going in at 3-0 after the chances we had given away and we hardly touched the ball. That 2nd half was coming from minute 1.