Someone's having a real laugh - gollum?

[Sut]

I've got an ipad too. And so has my wife.

[dandyman]

Ipad, laptop, smart phone, I can also whip up an excel spreadsheet very quickly, and I can use one of those pointer things with the red light that you point to the wall to show things, I reckon that puts me in good stead.

[PestiRed]

I have an earpiece that is compatible with my iPad for making calls. Please pay me £5m

[Soup]

David Moyes is wifi ready.

[Sut]

David Moyes brings his own chalk.

[A_S]

Best thread ever. Comedy gold.

[alles ist gut]

Best thread ever. Comedy gold.

 

It should win a trophy.

[Sut]

It should win a trophy.

Doesn't need a trophy to be proven a winner.

[deiseach]

This thread has seen winning threads on other forums.

[SoMuch4Gravity]

This thread has seen winning threads on other forums.

That's fucking funny

[Jhinge Machha]

Moyes' boys are back

[Harry Squatter]

I hope this thread is still going in 4 years time

[aladdinsane]

I hope this thread is still going in 4 years time

That would be amazing but if he was still manager in 4 years time , he will have probably turned it around. So hopefully instead by then it's the Ryan Giggs/Phil Neville dream team thread.

[Ne Moe Imya]

You couldn't script this season any better.  Every time you think "well, now they'll have to sack him, he's been that bad" he goes and wins a couple and it's right back to talk of a corner turned and all that.

 

I'm convinced that one of the Fates had big money on United to win the title the Aguerroooooo year, and David Moyes and this season is her revenge.  Which would seem to make us favourites for the title, because nothing would be harder for the Mancs to take than to beat City next week to keep Moyes in a job this summer, only to have that result hand us the league title.

[littletedwest]

watching Sunday supplement paddy barclay has no doubt moyes will be a success he just needs time and money. brilliant.

 

curiously they have a hilarious framed picture of arsene wenger in the background.

[Lee909]

Fair comments from Piccard imo. Its not like the poor little smeagol has spent £60ml to take the league champions to struggling to make a Europa league spot.

 

 

[Josef Svejk]

I think Moyes is doing an excellent job in the circumstances. He took over an ageing and mediocre squad, and is attempting to impose his football philosophy while shaping the team in his image.

 

After some initial wobbles, he's now steadied the ship. Quarter finals of the Champions League? No small achievement in the circumstances.

 

He must be given time.

 

Lots of time.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

He's broken them as the dominant force in this league. Simple as. They'll spend money and improve - they'd struggle to repeat the outright hilarity of this year - but his away record to big teams tells you what his level is.

 

If he stays, it's almost too perfect. A manager who does just enough to appear competitive, but has no clue how to actually win when it counts.

[fowler9]

I bet we're going to see that Rooney goal played about as often as his overhead shin against City aren't we, despite the fact that a goalkeeper who knew where the middle of his goal was would've saved it comfortably

[setreal]

Both goals yesterday dodgy as fuck. Clearly Sam has had a word with his players there.

[Ranxerox]

I think beating Olympiakos, West Ham and managing to draw Bayern has saved him from what was looking like a summer sack. They'll be better than this next year but as many have pointed out they will never win much under him. Its best case scenario for us. Imagine if somehow they managed to land Klopp in the summer after binning him. That would have worried me. Long may Moyes reign.

[Tj hooker]

On a separate note how the fuck did Fat Sam get the manager of the month award when Brendan has 6 wins on the spin but if the curse of that award helps keep Gollum in place for next season then it's not so bad

[aladdinsane]

I hope Moyes and Tim Sherwood get lifetime contracts Man Utd and Spurs, they're both comedy gold.

[Section_31]

Still tickets available for tomorrow's derby apparently, ouch.

[Elite]

Still tickets available for tomorrow's derby apparently, ouch.

They are all shit scared, its highly likely they'll be destroyed.