Andy Carroll, what does he do?

[Bjornebye]

The difference between Carroll and Crouch is that the latter can actually play football. Shame we still kept lumping it up to him. 

[Dr Nowt]

The answer to the thread title is surely fool managers into gambling vital funds, before damaging their career when he produces a quarter of his side of the bargain.

 

Thank fuck he's no longer our problem, even if he will monster us at least once or twice in the coming years. By far the lesser of evils.

[Gnasher]

He'll probably be starting out on a three week bender tonight to celebrate his return from injury.

[JohnnyH]

Still maintain if he gets fit and applies himself he is unplayable. He destroyed Chelsea at Anfield when he was here. He won't though so it is a mute point.

Moot. MOOT.

[spider-neil]

The difference between Carroll and Crouch is that the latter can actually play football. Shame we still kept lumping it up to him. 

 

Crouch's golden retriever impression was so annoying. A defender would give Crouch the ball (usually around the centre circle) and he would dribble all the way back to our defence and lay the ball off to the defender who gave him the ball.

[Sangria]

He is far from shit but he is injury prone and his attitude is questionable.  He gave us a few glimmers of light but never consistency and when you pay top dollar you need that.  We never got it and I doubt any team ever will.

[Section_31]

The whole fitness and attitude things are misnomers, the fundamental problem with Carroll is that he's not very good at football. There's no magic sponge for that and not a dam thing Dr Richard Steadman in Colorado can do about it.

[FrenchEyeGlass]

Crouch's golden retriever impression was so annoying. A defender would give Crouch the ball (usually around the centre circle) and he would dribble all the way back to our defence and lay the ball off to the defender who gave him the ball.

 

Thank the fucking lord I'm not the only person who saw this, I wanted to scream. Whenever I'd bring it up nobody seemed to know what I was on about.

[Hand Shandy]

Moot. MOOT.

See my earlier comment...

[Anny Road]

Ok grammar police  stand down.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Moot. MOOT.

Nah, he just can't hear the point.

[Hand Shandy]

Ok grammar police stand down.

It's spelling, not grammar...

 

 

 

And yes, I know I'm a cunt.

[Anny Road]

I'd love to blame spell checker but it was me being a mong. And I nearly wrote grammer.

[Cardie]

Get's injured while sitting on the bench it seem's.

 

Useless cunt....oh hang on he's back.

[Anny Road]

Back out now must have been for a nap.

[Boss]

He's fucking shit. My mate went to a club in town, I think it was mood, although it could of been somewhere else, it was a few years back like. Anyway it was a few months after Carroll joined, he saw Carroll in there getting bladdered with what he described as a "harem of slags" around him. Tells you everything you need to know about that lad right there.

[Fugitive]

He's fucking shit. My mate went to a club in town, I think it was mood, although it could of been somewhere else, it was a few years back like. Anyway it was a few months after Carroll joined, he saw Carroll in there getting bladdered with what he described as a "harem of slags" around him. Tells you everything you need to know about that lad right there.

 

He's a lucky bastard who is living the dream?

[Lee909]

Downing cross-keeper pushed the ball out-drops to Carroll-ballooned over

 

Im sure i have seen that before

[Captain]

He's a lucky bastard who is living the dream?

 

If his dream doesn't include being as good as he can and play for a top team, then yeah.

[Fugitive]

If his dream doesn't include being as good as he can and play for a top team, then yeah.

 

I'm pretty sure Andy Carroll only dreams of being loaded and getting as much fanny and booze as is humanly possible.

[Captain]

Sounds about right!

[Major Tom]

Anyway it was a few months after Carroll joined, he saw Carroll in there getting bladdered with what he described as a "harem of slags" around him. Tells you everything you need to know about that lad right there.

 

You've described the carry-on of a lot of footballers, right there.

[Anubis]

I'm pretty sure Andy Carroll only dreams of being loaded and getting as much fanny and booze as is humanly possible.

 

So, no different to most of us then!

[Fugitive]

So, no different to most of us then!

 

Yep

[spider-neil]

To be fair, that's a pretty awesome dream.