Andy Carroll, what does he do?

[Anubis]

So in a way we are all Andy Carroll.......

[magicrat]

So in a way we are all Andy Carroll.......

Unfortunately without the bank balance

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Top, top player.

[Gnasher]

Lovely hair.

[stringvest]

He'll have a head like Frank Worthington in 5 years.

[Newport]

I still can't wrap my head around the fact that someone actually thought he was worth £35 million. Or even what we managed to squeeze out from West Ham. He can head a ball and is a big strong lad, that's it. Obviously if you build your game around that kind of player it might work out alright, but we bought him and Suarez together. How the fuck was that going to work out? We could just as well have bought Carlton Cole for £10 million and it would have looked better.

[Section_31]

I'd rather not booze during the season and have a decent career than drink every night and be regarded as a pathetic figure of fun. I'd call that a no brainer myself. He's got a short shelf life to forge some kind of legacy for himself and he's already well on his way to going down in the history books as the biggest waste of money in the history of English football. When he's 30 nobody is going to want such a joke coaching their kids or offering a pundit's opinions on a game he seemingly doesn't even value. He's ruining his career, his life, and his future. Wouldn't call that living the dream myself.

[Mathewbet1]

his beard looks a mess. He should read our shaving thread on the GF.

[Gnasher]

He'll have a head like Frank Worthington in 5 years.

He'll never beat Frank for notching up sexually transmitted diseases. Not in his class.

[stringvest]

He'll never beat Frank for notching up sexually transmitted diseases. Not in his class.

 

haha!  to be fair to Frank though, he's always looked riddled with it.  The only one he hasn't had is rabies of the cock.  

[Dr. J]

Watching him yesterday  I was amazed by his recuperative powers. Coming off a long injury lay-off he looked exactly the player he was before. Remarkable.

[xerxes]

Watching him yesterday  I was amazed by his recuperative powers. Coming off a long injury lay-off he looked exactly the player he was before. Remarkable.

Our worst ever transfer in- our best ever transfer out.

 

And to think what might have happened if we had stuck with Andy, Joe and Stewart...

[Russ Atmosphere]

Already has the Balloon d'Or in the bag.

[bonesman]

Just come across this on twitter, cleared a lot up for me about the carroll scenario short but not a bad read.

 

Carragher on Andy Carroll #LFC pic.twitter.com/nHep4ccVjd

 

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[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

City wasn't his first start. He started at home vs Braga, plus two prem games. Still, shite.

[MLB]

I'm resigned to the fact that he'll score against us.

 

Fortunately, it will only be a consolation goal.

[Iceman]

 

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way.

 

 

 

 

 

 

edit: I just noticed Downing shit out of the hug. Shithouse move that. 

[Cardie]

 

Just come across this on twitter, cleared a lot up for me about the carroll scenario short but not a bad read.

 

Carragher on Andy Carroll #LFC pic.twitter.com/nHep4ccVjd

 

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35 fucking million!!!!

[Iceman]

Luckily we sold him to Big Sam's knackers yard for more than his hooves were worth so we didn't get totally bummed but it's still a shocker.

[Cardie]

This is the one that got me, the moment is was confirmed beyond doubt he had no future with us and was a massive shithouse.

 

[Iceman]

It's magnificent in it's epic shiteness.

[Bjornebye]

I still like him. 

[Iceman]

[Iceman]

I like to think that in another alternate reality, jaegerbombs don't exist and andy trains harder than the best of the best trainspotters in the world. In that world he slots that chance away against newcastle with aplomb and a banana.

[Carvalho Diablo]

I still can't wrap my head around the fact that someone actually thought he was worth £35 million. Or even what we managed to squeeze out from West Ham. He can head a ball and is a big strong lad, that's it. Obviously if you build your game around that kind of player it might work out alright, but we bought him and Suarez together. How the fuck was that going to work out? We could just as well have bought Carlton Cole for £10 million and it would have looked better.

 

Agreed.

 

Despise all this big man / little man, Toshack / Keegan crap. Give me a Dalglish / Rush, Sturridge / Suarez, fast, potent, creative, lethal partnership any day.

 

Big man up front = alehouse footy.