FAO: Fucking Noos

[She Knows It]

...and other gender benders.

 

Whilst idly loafing on the internet, I came (not literally) across the most shocking example of metrosexuality. Worse than manbags, worse than guyliner, worse than a gimp mask and a pvc thong. These are being launched by Selfridges for 70 quid!!! a pop. Gentlemen, may I introduce to you...

 

 

Mantyhose!

 

 

 

[mattyq]

I'd happily kill the men wearing this monstrosity.

Have they no shame?

[Indian Red]

What the fuck :O

[She Knows It]

They're all wearing them in that London, so I've heard.

[Anubis]

That's a very ill conceived idea. How are you going to get your willy out for a slash in one of those? Major fashion fail.

[She Knows It]

They probably have a willy hole.

[AVEEZ]

fucking ace I'mguessing they are pop sock style onlygoing above the knee..thats noos 40th taken care of!!!

 

Ski where could a caring sister purchase a pair of these men tights???

 

I'll oweyou muchos beer in Oct if I can get my hands on a pair. x

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Ha ha ha better than Guido's

[TheBitch]

...and other gender benders.

 

Whilst idly loafing on the internet, I came (not literally) across the most shocking example of metrosexuality. Worse than manbags, worse than guyliner, worse than a gimp mask and a pvc thong. These are being launched by Selfridges for 70 quid!!! a pop. Gentlemen, may I introduce to you...

 

 

The bit in bold gave it away Aveez.

[AVEEZ]

...and other gender benders.

 

Whilst idly loafing on the internet, I came (not literally) across the most shocking example of metrosexuality. Worse than manbags, worse than guyliner, worse than a gimp mask and a pvc thong. These are being launched by Selfridges for 70 quid!!! a pop. Gentlemen, may I introduce to you...

 

The bit in bold gave it away Aveez.

 

sorry I was sooooo mesmerised byit allI lost my head for a moment..thanks bitch for pointing that out to me!

[RedKnight]

That'll never catch on.

[Soleilrouge]

if they are good enough for robin hood then they are good enough for most englishmen who are generally gay anyway

[She Knows It]

fucking ace I'mguessing they are pop sock style onlygoing above the knee..thats noos 40th taken care of!!!

 

Ski where could a caring sister purchase a pair of these men tights???

 

I'll oweyou muchos beer in Oct if I can get my hands on a pair. x

 

Wrong! Check out these bad boys. Amercian Tantastic

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

They're sound them.

[masch]

Nucking foos

[Ted]

I've pre-ordered three pairs.

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

That'll never catch on.

 

wouldn't want to snag them...

[Unrighteous]

fucking ace I'mguessing they are pop sock style onlygoing above the knee..thats noos 40th taken care of!!!

 

Ski where could a caring sister purchase a pair of these men tights???

 

I'll oweyou muchos beer in Oct if I can get my hands on a pair. x

 

They are expensive, Honeycunt.

[Liverpool lad]

I don't see the point of them

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I think they're sooper sexy, bit steep though, I'll get primarks version.

[RoboRiise]

I've known a few builders over the years (proper ones, not like the construction worker from the Village People) that swear by wearing a couple of pairs of the wife's old tights under their workwear during the cold months - apparently they keep a fella toasty warm. A couple of lads that worked on a road crew doing tarmacing on the motorways also indulged. I don't reckon they'd have gone a bundle on the pink printed ones though.

 

This is what I was told anyway, it's possible that they were just raging trannies. With beards.

[Section_31]

Does anyone remember that show Ian Wright had about ten years back? Some kind of chat show bollocks. Anyway, he came on one night wearing a skirt, me and my uncle were in stitches and waited for the punchline, but one never came. Apparently it was stylish.

[Steve Holt]

Ian Wright is a cunt. Anyone who wears those mantyhose is also a cunt. (unless they admit to being gay, in which case they are just gay)

[Mav]

Who is fucking noos?

 

*walks through thread confused*

[kingkenny78]

' For the armed robber who has everything, a whole new world of hold-ups '