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    ahh there we go...
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    And where the fuck have all my rep points gone???
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    WTF is going on? What is an image extension and why the fuck cant i use it?
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    Its a family thing.... my daffy duck has gone - can some 'cumdribbling skullvacuum' sort it please? oh and my little writing thingy at the bottom of my posts too! Ta lovelies..
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    or here - I stayed here in Oct last year - but didnt use the spa! Romantic Hotels in Yorkshire | Rudding Park Hotel
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    Ok ok... a spa hotel in the middle of the countryside 2hours 20mins drive away - Relax and revitalise two night pamper break | Discount Offers from Puma Hotels I stayed here last month - food spectacular - grounds spectacular - booze spectacular! Oh its the Walton Hall one in Warwickshire
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    Forget the Hotel Spa - go the cottage pool - Why not book a cottage somewhere secluded - get a tesco delivery of all the red you can drink and chill the fuck out.. something akin to this Lilywhites Cottage (ref PWZ) in West Burton | cottages4you Er in doors would like that!
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    Alright Fannies Ive been off here for a bit, I reckon since about Christmas.. Tell me the following:- ONE intersting thing you have done in the last 6 months..
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    Sorry guys - I'm gonna have to drop out - Mini Aveez hasnt been so good of late.. Catch up in the new year!
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    Oj is a complex beast... Drinking as a stand alone, nothing added, beverage Id always go 'bits', but throw alcohol into the mixer and you're looking at a cocktail Catostrophe if its not bit-less! Peanut butter of any descreption is for kids and sexual deviants, I am neither!
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    I suspect its for accidental or medical death - not irate owner bashing head in with a bat death! But I could be wrong!
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    The fact is you cant just kill him well not quickly anyway - chances are next time Mrs Noos walks him he'll pull her arm clean off and she will then be in favour of the death penalty too! alternatively leave the front door openand he'll run out infront of a car! Only do option 2 if hes insured against causing accidents - otherwise that will prove quite costly!
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    hahahahahaha - I had this a while with Ben - pulling me into lamposts and goalposts, puddles and down hills at 100 mph.. GET A HALTY and get it now.. they are fab Bens a dream to walk on it! Alternatively, bring the hapless mutt to my house and I'll have him.
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    I would count myself as one such person.. be warned Noos if anything happens to that pooch I'll be round to grass you up faster than you can say Chocolate lab!! What's the poor pooch done now?
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    So im looking for a spare ticket for the day...Any one help? Melons will flash her boobs for any help.... This may nit be true but id still be grateful. Xx
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    Mr Shandy - presuming as I am, that you like your testicles between your legs and not in your stomach lining, I'd keep comments like that to yourself if I were you! Castle Ski.... cant wait to run up and down that staircase!
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    Hmmm first of December you say..piss up you say...Girls on Tour you say...Sounds like a plan to me! I need hotels and shit please?
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    That and that - Good for you young man.. I am less optimistic primarily due to the fact that you are seemingly male.. however I do live in hope. Good luck Aunty Aveez
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    Actually thems the facts...I have taken the time to highlight the most important parts of your post - hopefully if you concentrate on them you will come to understand, that you, my friend, are not capable of loving this beautiful person, you are infact a shallow, horrible person who should accept that you are in no way good enough for the fatso... Nice person or not, the words you use to desribe her not attractive, one night stand material, heavy set, slouch, fat chick... tell us everything we need to know and there is no way on gods green earth you and she should get it on - your dick knows it, I know it and since your dick does appear to be on your head, I'm sure you do too! best regards Aunty Aveez
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    This - Then This - In summary this -
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    It 4.5 hours from Leeds to Forfar flat out via Glasgow avoiding Edinburgh on the M6 - when you get on the Stirling road heading towards Forfar watch your speed the roads are fab but the speed cameras in Scotland all work!
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    I reckon she is a money grabber - 9 months relationship and then this - bitter he sacked you off eh love?
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    Where the fuck is my Gold Status - this is an outrage - I demand my goldness!
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