The Special One: The Dark Side of Jose Mourinho

[razor]

As bad a cunt as Mourinho is, I wouldn't be surprised if the kid has made a meal of that situation. He looks like the sort of whopper who'd try something like that just so he can post it on his social media.

 

I agree.  But every little helps.

[Reckoner]

Ah well if he looks like the sort, that's good enough for me. I'll back the man with the proven record of outright lies about other managers, referees, doctors, the ambulance service, other teams players, stewards,his own teams players, fans, ball boys, his own teams doctors, and as I recall UNICEF.

Frisk having to retire because of death threats was my favourite bit of cheeky horseplay from the diminutive Portuguese. What a character!

[therevivalist]

Telltale signs of the end of little Jose's second coming. Wonder what the Russian ruffian is thinking. 

[RoboRiise]

I have to say that watching shitcoat's gradual decline into madness is one of the most enjoyable aspects of this season.  Long may it continue.

[chrisbonnie]

I have to say that watching shitcoat's gradual decline into madness is one of the most enjoyable aspects of this season. Long may it continue.

It'd be fitting if we gave them a hiding next weekend and ultimately hammered home the final nail in his coffin.

 

Regardless of next week's result though. How great will it be having a manager in our dug out that doesn't look up to that cunt. In fact, for once, shitcoat might even be afraid of our guy.

[Ginny]

So what - he pushed some little helmet in the street for filming him. The lad looked more like a girl and deserved it.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

The kid's lucky he wasn't poked in the eye.

[Red House]

It'd be fitting if we gave them a hiding next weekend and ultimately hammered home the final nail in his coffin.

 

Regardless of next week's result though. How great will it be having a manager in our dug out that doesn't look up to that cunt. In fact, for once, shitcoat might even be afraid of our guy.

 

Well, Klopp has a positive record against shitcoat, hasn't he? Topped the group and then knocked them out again in the semis the year Dortmund got to the final.

[magicrat]

Telltale signs of the end of little Jose's second coming. Wonder what the Russian ruffian is thinking. 

 

He will be searching the dark web looking for Polonium 

[Grinch]

Looks like he's on the way out now, only a matter of time.  Unfortunantely it'll take Klopp a number of years to sort Rodgers mess out and we're nowhere near in a position to beniit from Chelsea losing the best manager in the league.

 

With Arsenal being Arsenal and Pelligini at City, it'll probably be van Gaal that benifits the most.

[El Rojo]

Ah well if he looks like the sort, that's good enough for me. I'll back the man with the proven record of outright lies about other managers, referees, doctors, the ambulance service, other teams players, stewards,his own teams players, fans, ball boys, his own teams doctors, and as I recall UNICEF.

Frisk having to retire because of death threats was my favourite bit of cheeky horseplay from the diminutive Portuguese. What a character!

 

  'Ho, ho, ho. Jose's at it again. He's using his mind games, isn't he? I met him on the way in today and shouted across at him, 'Jose, Jose, Jose.' He pretended he couldn't hear me. Ho, ho, ho. What a character. The best league in the world would be dull as dishwater without the Special One, and you can quote me on that.' 

[Skrtel Milk]

[Trumo]

Apparently, he's been sent to the stands for saying something to the ref at half time. My guess is that it involved the phrase "weak and naive".

[Skrtel Milk]

[Sputnik1]

 

 

The sentoff one

[Dr Nowt]

That fella in the blue top looks like a hybrid of Fritzl and the mongoloid videoed outside their match the other week dribbling on about plastic fans.

[Mook]

He truly is an unadulterated twat, isn't he.

[navbasi]

That fella in the blue top looks like a hybrid of Fritzl and the mongoloid videoed outside their match the other week dribbling on about plastic fans.

And that's the directors box!

[navbasi]

Hahahaha. 2-1. Andy Carroll

[magicrat]

Boiled Ham win

Wonder when the Russian will pull the trigger

[suzy]

And that's the directors box!

 

He's now disappeared altogether according to Sky! They don't know where he's gone!

[Hand Shandy]

Finally disappeared up his own arse perhaps?

[Adebisi]

Seems close to a full-blown meltdown.

[navbasi]

Fantastic picture posted by Lizzie Butterworth on the "other football" thread.

 

Just after Carroll scored...

 

[Dr Nowt]

Cheers trevbasi.