The Special One: The Dark Side of Jose Mourinho

[magicrat]

You know he's on his way when this fucking turnip says he should stay

 

"Chelsea have been shambolic and embarrassing this season - but should stick withJose Mourinho.

Those are the views of Alan Shearer, who has had his say on the Blues' faltering season after another defeat on Saturda"

[PestiRed]

I am quite amused by his descent into raving hatstand, but there is no dark side to the Mou really.

 

Matter of fact, it's all dark.

He's the Möbius strip of darkness

[navbasi]

It is madness though that a manager who won the league last season is on the brink of the sack after 10 games.

 

Good fuck him. Couldn't happen to a nice cunt!

[Harry Squatter]

I hope they don't sack him. I want him to go really mad, not in a murdering prostitutes pretending to be a long distance lorry driver type of way but a funny straight jacket shit smearing pretending to be a12th century aristocrat and shoving pencils up his nostrils type of way.

[navbasi]

Mourinho also received a suspended stadium ban this month, imposed for claiming officials were "afraid" to award his team penalties in the aftermath of the 3-1 home defeat by Southampton on 3 October.

However, his sending-off at Upton Park is likely to constitute a separate misconduct charge and would not trigger the stadium ban.

[magicrat]

I hope they don't sack him. I want him to go really mad, not in a murdering prostitutes pretending to be a long distance lorry driver type of way but a funny straight jacket shit smearing pretending to be a12th century aristocrat and shoving pencils up his nostrils type of way.

In the David Icke style. Bring it on

[Dr Nowt]

I want to see him lose it to the extent he's wheeled down the touchline on a sack barrow like Lecter in the "love the suit" scene.

 

Sadly I suspect he will leap off the trapdoor with a win next weekend as you just can't trust our team at all at present, and this is all too good to be true given they're desperate for points, but if we do beat them the away support should do nothing but all shush the little shit ferret in unison, so that's his final memory of managing over here.

[Lurtz]

I hope they don't sack him. I want him to go really mad, not in a murdering prostitutes pretending to be a long distance lorry driver type of way but a funny straight jacket shit smearing pretending to be a12th century aristocrat and shoving pencils up his nostrils type of way.

I want him to punch Jeff Shreeves live on TV as he's interviewed after we've just smashed them 0-4 next weekend.

 

I can dream.

[BCM]

He'll be gone soon. He's lost a lot of the players and he knows it. So do the boardroom. Which is why they have leaked this to every newspaper yesterday evening.

 

It is funny watching Neville and the like getting upset that their little favourite is losing the plot and may lose his job.

 

Its good to see the FA have stood up to hm and not let him bully his way round the referees like they did with fergie.

[Jennings]

He'll be gone soon. He's lost a lot of the players and he knows it. So do the boardroom. Which is why they have leaked this to every newspaper yesterday evening.

 

...

 

Leaked what, mate?

[BCM]

Leaked what, mate?

Every paper ran the same story this morning that he was getting the sack if he lost to us.

Thats got to have come from the boardroom

 

 

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[Baltar]

I hope he gets the sack. It would really wound his pride to be fired twice by his beloved Chelsea. 

[Dr Nowt]

Gary Jacob ‏@garyjacob 9m9 minutes ago

Mourinho has been charged with misconduct in relation to his language and/or behaviour towards match officials in or around dressing room

[Ne Moe Imya]

I think he actually wants to be sacked.

 

The payoff will surely set a record; didn't he sign a new contract this summer after winning the league?  It could be upwards of 30m if so.  If I were him I'd never take another job.

 

Of course, sooner or later PSG will make him a huge offer and he probably can't refuse the chance to add another league to his list.  And who knows?  Maybe in a couple of more years United will come open again, that's always been his dream.

[PestiRed]

I know that he'd come out of it financially well, although I'd love Abramovic to put him on gardening leave for the rest of his contract instead of pay him off.

 

I'd still have a big shit-eating grin if we were the final nail in his coffin

[stringvest]

He's looking to be mutually consented.

[stringvest]

He's looking to be mutually consented.

[SlugTrail]

I think he actually wants to be sacked.

 

The payoff will surely set a record; didn't he sign a new contract this summer after winning the league?  It could be upwards of 30m if so.  If I were him I'd never take another job.

 

Of course, sooner or later PSG will make him a huge offer and he probably can't refuse the chance to add another league to his list.  And who knows?  Maybe in a couple of more years United will come open again, that's always been his dream.

Jesus, Utd and Mourinho a match made in uber cunt hell. them 2 would fucking deserve each other.

[Dr. J]

Our game with them is the chance for the FA to just get rid of the cunt once and for all. Maybe Wenger will attend and sit right behind our bench, nodding sagely as we get awarded 3 dodgy penalties and cruise to a 5-0 thrashing with Mourinho emerging from the shadows of the owner's box and sneaking up behind Abramovich and...

 

Well, it could happen.

[magicrat]

He wants the sack hopefully more than he wants to beat us, 

We have a chance 

[Section_31]

He wants to be sacked, he's through with footy and wants his moolah, it's obvious.

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

He wants the sack hopefully more than he wants to beat us, 

We have a chance 

 

I know nothing about psychoanalytics, but he must be a narcissist and you may well be right. His CV may look better if the sack him now compared to after the season if they finish mid table.

[BCM]

He wants to be sacked, he's through with footy and wants his moolah, it's obvious.

 

He certainly wont mutual consent. He will want Abramovich to push him so he can pin everything on the russian and still look blameless in the eyes of the fans....... Oh and also get a huge payoff

[Evelyn Tentions]

Hopefully Abromovich won't fire him, but send him to coach the Chelsea Group W team in Lower Shitcold, Siberia

[stringvest]

He certainly wont mutual consent. He will want Abramovich to push him so he can pin everything on the russian and still look blameless in the eyes of the fans....... Oh and also get a huge payoff

History shows that this is entirely possible while being mutually consented.