The Special One: The Dark Side of Jose Mourinho

[Nightcat]

And where is your shameful national media, your sports journalists that made Suarez cultural misunderstanding first news in your rainy little country? are they being cuckolded by their village wives, gfs, husband, bfs again?

 

If they don't react to this, they are all sons/daughters of whores. Actually they are, anyway.

[Dr Nowt]

And where is your shameful national media, your sports journalists that made Suarez cultural misunderstanding first news in your rainy little country? are they being cuckolded by their village wives, gfs, husband, bfs again?

 

If they don't react to this, they are all sons/daughters of whores. Actually they are, anyway.

Rainy little country, eh.

 

I've heard Edinburgh has an African microclimate, Gio.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

She calls him "twat" there. To his face. Balls!

 

Tits.

*in the voice of PC Bob Walker from Hot Fuzz*

[Josef Svejk]

Someone really just needs to kick his fucking head in.

 

Join the queue.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Am I the only one who thinks he's looking a bit peaky these days? 

[Nightcat]

Let's put everything into perspective. A female Doctor who spent all of her life studying on how to save lives and careers, she goes to work and is called "daughter of a whore" for practicing her profession by a member of her organisation. Subsequently she is being downgraded as a punishment. You can't make that stuff up. Chelsea should be penalised and Mourinho should be deported from your country.

 

I'm not in Edinburgh Lizzie, I've only been there to visit my cousin in Leith.

[G Richards]

I hope she sues him, and Chelsea, to the max. Constructive dismissal, or whatever it might be called when you are downgraded for doing your job. Then in addition she should get stuck in for the public humiliation. 

 

She's a doctor. She will land on her feet in another top job of her choosing. She is separate to the players. They are enthralled by the likes of Mourinho and kow-tow to him, but she has a backbone. 

 

Pursue it to the max. It will also put a strain on Mourinho's relationship with Abramovich. 

[Byrnie]

Papers finally getting their collective tongues out of his arse??

[Tom araya]

A fucking scumbag,always was,always will be....

[an tha]

The shithouse rat having yet another snide dig ar Arsene Wenger...

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/33937024

[razor]

What's the diminutive Portuguese been up to now....?

[Jairzinho]

The Iberian hamster.

[Harry Squatter]

The Iberian Time Bandit

[Tony Moanero]

The Premier League becomes more like the WWE with every passing day. Jose Mourinho is a boring cunt.

[magicrat]

The Iberian Arse Bandit

fixed

[Gym Beglin]

He's the premier league equivalent of Vince McMahon.

 

One day he'll come to a game dressed up as a Nazi storm trooper just to deflect attention from a goalless draw.

 

Once you rationalise what he is and why he does it, you don't hate the bloke anymore.

[Lario]

I hope Sterling gets a hattrick against Chelsea today. That's how much I fucking hate Mourinho.

[Gym Beglin]

http://metro.co.uk/2007/04/24/jose-gets-to-grips-with-wwe-309035/

 

[Nightcat]

[Cardie]

The tea lady better phone in sick tomorrow.

[RobbieOR]

Third year syndrome at every club he's managed is starting to kick in.

[BCM]

Join the queue.

 

The Season ticket waiting list is shorter

[Dave D]

The Premier League becomes more like the WWE with every passing day. Jose Mourinho is a boring cunt.

He's turnt on Terry? Brilliant.

 

Perhaps he's reforming the NWO with Hogan, Nash and Hall!

 

He's picked the wrong fight there. Twat he maybe but Terry will bring him down.

 

Happy days!

[magicrat]

Cunt he might be but stupid he's not. Taking Mongo off is going to cause a shitstorm and I guess its down to the Russian crook not throwing more money at him . Looking at Maureen today hes got that look of a guy who doesn't fancy the job any more and you've got to wonder whether he's not looking for the exit again with his tried and trusted method of acting the complete twat and pissing everyone off to the point where he's shown the door,   

[Lario]

Cunt he might be but stupid he's not. Taking Mongo off is going to cause a shitstorm and I guess its down to the Russian crook not throwing more money at him . Looking at Maureen today hes got that look of a guy who doesn't fancy the job any more and you've got to wonder whether he's not looking for the exit again with his tried and trusted method of acting the complete twat and pissing everyone off to the point where he's shown the door,   

 

Just after he's signed a lucrative contract extension of course!