The Special One: The Dark Side of Jose Mourinho

[magicrat]

I want him to stay for at least another few weeks. We twat them 4-0 and they get a penalty waved away in the last minute.

 

Post match press conference

 

"Referees are afraid to give penalties to Chelsea"

 

"What about the fact that you've been bummed 4-0 Jose?"

 

On the evidence of that game they were twice as afraid to give penalties to Southampton

[razor]

Ho, ho, ho, what's the diminutive Portuguese been up to now....?

[El Rojo]

Chelsea had more soul when they had a yard full of used cars behind one of their goals and players named John Bumstead.

[Mr T]

Mourinho looks like he might start sticking pencils up his nose, wearing his underpants on his head and saying wibble a lot.

[magicrat]

Ho, ho, ho, what's the diminutive Portuguese been up to now....?

 

His paranoia has reached epic proportions. Men in white coats are on their way

[Iceman]

Chelsea had more soul when they had a yard full of used cars behind one of their goals and players named John Bumstead.

 

Did Ted ever get to bum John? 

[razor]

If Jose Mourinho had been born a century ago, he'd be making a living being fired out of a circus canon.

[Ginny]

The guy looks like he's heading towards full meltdown. He looks like he hasn't had a good nights sleep in years. Bags under his eyes and a pasty whit le complexion. Kind of like pelligrino

[navbasi]

Another game another moan about the ref not giving them a penalty. Used the words "weak and naive" same words used by Wenger who wasn't charged.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Another game another moan about the ref not giving them a penalty. Used the words "weak and naive" same words used by Wenger who wasn't charged.

 

So does that mean shitcoat has read up on phrases he can use to slag off refs that have previously escaped punishment, so he can use them when applicable. That has to be deserving of a new award for special services to cuntery.

[navbasi]

So does that mean shitcoat has read up on phrases he can use to slag off refs that have previously escaped punishment, so he can use them when applicable. That has to be deserving of a new award for special services to cuntery.

You can just imagine him hoping that they don't get awarded a pen so he could you his "Wenger" phrase. What a sad cunt!

 

You'd think he'd have more to worry about. Roman just needs to give him his £18m redundancy payment and fuck him off.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Pahahahaha.

 

http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/21/jose-mourinho-loses-his-cool-and-pushes-a-schoolboy-in-the-street-for-trying-to-get-a-selfie-5452578/?ito=facebook

[BCM]

Massive Arrogant prick. His attitude in the press interviews now is a disgrace

[Nightcat]

The big question regarding this SEXIST, Child abusing sack of shit is why do your country's media continue to worship his behaviour?

[navbasi]

Pahahahaha.

 

http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/21/jose-mourinho-loses-his-cool-and-pushes-a-schoolboy-in-the-street-for-trying-to-get-a-selfie-5452578/?ito=facebook

Wish the kids dad was around and kicked the shit out of him.

[Tony Moanero]

The man is an absolute cunt of a human being. The same goes to anyone who'd like the little shit managing our club.

It's only football, Lurtzy.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

The big question regarding this SEXIST, Child abusing sack of shit is why do your country's media continue to worship his behaviour?

In fairness to Metro, I don't think putting a gif of somebody looking like a gibbering loon above a poll of "Is he losing the plot?" counts as worshipping him.

[SammyAftershave]

The big question regarding this SEXIST, Child abusing sack of shit is why do your country's media continue to worship his behaviour?

 

A laudable polemic from a proud citizen of Somalia. How is the weather there in ClitlessCuntsville?

 

*taps nose and strokes personal Pirate*

[Lario]

Cunt doing cuntish things.

[TheHowieLama]

The big question regarding this SEXIST, Child abusing sack of shit is why do your country's media continue to worship his behaviour?

 

 

Yeah, WHY??!!

[Ginny]

I'd love to see him in the KFC on county road

[razor]

14 year-old kid gets pushed in the street by a grown man.

 

Pick on someone your own size!

 

Oh, wait...

[Trumo]

14 year-old kid gets pushed in the street by a grown man.

 

Pick on someone your own size!

 

Oh, wait...

 

As bad a cunt as Mourinho is, I wouldn't be surprised if the kid has made a meal of that situation. He looks like the sort of whopper who'd try something like that just so he can post it on his social media.

[razor]

Just reading about push-gate now.  In the Independent, they've got hold of the kid who is (articulately) disputing the Chelsea spokesperson's claim that he followed the diminutive Portuguese from his home "for 20 minutes".

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/jose-mourinho-video-teenager-sonnie-burgess-hits-back-at-claims-he-followed-chelsea-manager-for-20-a6706731.html

 

He does, however, claim that Maureen is his "hero", so if they've got any sense the issue could go away with the PR Dept giving him and his mate a couple of tickets to the next game.

 

But, especially if they lose tomorrow, there could be more legs in this.

 

Which is more than can be said for little Jose...

[navbasi]

Chelsea’s José Mourinho hits out at ‘no respect’ in English media

 

 

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/oct/23/jose-mourinho-chelsea-no-respect-media