Alex Ferguson

[magicrat]

Can imagine Fat Sam turning up to one of those like David Brent's motivational speaking conference.

 

Especially of there was free buffet .

[Bjornebye]

Out of inensive care. Good news.

[Curly]

Out of inensive care. Good news.

That is good news. Hope he completes his recovery.

[Captain]

If he's not fit enough to go home I hope they bring him a TV for May 26th.

[razor]

I read on the BBC that when he came round he spoke about wanting to go to Kiev.

 

Successful surgery has turned him into a football fan of impeccable taste.

[Baltar]

Good news.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Good luck to him. It's a game after all.

[TheHowieLama]

Need him around to enjoy United malaise for the next few years. And Charlton losing it and sparking Jose 

[Elite]

Just seen that Wayne Rooney has been to visit Sir Alex Ferguson.

 

'His speech is improving and he can now string a sentence together,' said Fergie...

[Bjornebye]

Just seen that Wayne Rooney has been to visit Sir Alex Ferguson.

 

'His speech is improving and he can now string a sentence together,' said Fergie...

That joke is older than Ferguson

[Elite]

That joke is older than Ferguson

Yer ma.

[KMD7]

 

 

That joke is older than Stringy

[Captain Turdseye]

Still struggling to give a shit.

 

Barbara Windsor has apparently got bad Alzheimer’s. Why’s nobody talking about that?

[Jairzinho]

Still struggling to give a shit.

 

Barbara Windsor has apparently got bad Alzheimer’s. Why’s nobody talking about that?

 

I forgot.

[Strontium]

Barbara Windsor has apparently got bad Alzheimer’s. Why’s nobody talking about that?

They've tried, but she forgets soon afterwards, so they've stopped bothering.

[stringvest]

Still struggling to give a shit.

 

Barbara Windsor has apparently got bad Alzheimer’s. Why’s nobody talking about that?

 

 

not only that, but Barbara Windsor's got bad Alzheimer's

 

etc

[Trumo]

Still struggling to give a shit.

 

Barbara Windsor has apparently got bad Alzheimer’s. Why’s nobody talking about that?

 

There's a good Alzheimer's?

[aws]

Still struggling to give a shit.

Barbara Windsor has apparently got bad Alzheimer’s. Why’s nobody talking about that?

I hope she recovers well enough to remember to watch us in Kiev.

[Heggemony]

My wife had the exact same thing happen to her three years ago.

 

I can testify from personal experience how utterly devastating it was and I wouldn't wish the same thing happening to my worst enemy.

 

Good luck in your recovery Sir Exlax.

[VladimirIlyich]

My wife had the exact same thing happen to her three years ago.

 

I can testify from personal experience how utterly devastating it was and I wouldn't wish the same thing happening to my worst enemy.

 

Good luck in your recovery Sir Exlax.

I'm so glad she recovered from Wayne Rooney's visit,it must have been a frightening experience.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I hope he makes a full recovery, so I can get back to calling him a cunt without feeling guilty.

[Heggemony]

I'm so glad she recovered from Wayne Rooney's visit,it must have been a frightening experience.

Cunt didn't even have the decency to wipe his knob on the bedside doily.

 

Hi

 

I'm Ed Winchester.

[Lee909]

Out of hospital now

Recovering at home

 

Good news

 

 

Wouldn't wish that on any one (well nearly anyone).

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I hope he makes a full recovery, so I can get back to calling him a cunt without feeling guilty.

Welcome home, cunt.

[Dr Nowt]

From the Mirror:

 

"His son Darren, manager of Doncaster Rovers, lost 1-0 to Wigan while Sir Alex was in theatre, without their boss on the touchline.

 

Fergie's first words after coming round were reportedly: "How did Doncaster get on?""

 

Almost certainly not entirely true, but he's nothing if not a steely old bastard and that did make me smile, from a stoicism, human and football obsessive point of view.