Heggemony

So no food fresh bed and he smashed your car in? You're doing well to not go postal.

Me and the wife had the mother of all bust ups on our recent trip to Liverpool. So bad that we're temporarily separated. Haven't slept properly for weeks. A mate sorted me out a big fat joint a few nights ago and I slept like a baby. After listening to random music, watching 80s cartoon clips and eating whatever food I could find. It's only a matter of time before it is decriminalised.

Spot on although I'm more a trance man myself. We be Django or the Dentist?

We're Makro customers and their depot manager just gave us 2 x 12 Slimline G & Ts for £9.99.

Pen & Wig?

I'm just looking for two nights of non-generic grub, maybe a bit of a boogie, then perhaps a flutter on the tables. She's already said she's looking forward to Chinatown and a bit of fun after this in a club or casino.

Yeah thanks for that.

I know I'm an insignificant noob but doesn't anyone have any recommendations? Yes Google, TripAdvisor etc but I value the opinion of likeminded Reds more.

Nice one, thanks, will check them out.

In all the way without being blinded by messiah worship. He's the best manager for our club, which does have a unique identity despite what others say, precisely because it's such a bittersweet story. To say the least. He's not without fault, but he's the man I trust more than any other in the last 30 years to have us playing quality football and being in the mix for trophies. He's proving to be a great ambassador for our club and I just hope we keep moving at the rate we are, to capitalise on the weaknesses that may unfold at other contenders.

Is it bollocks? Halfords have 26inch tyres which the salesman said if inflated fully so they're rock hard have a central part of the tyre that protrudes a little, and gives vastly reduced surface area in contact with the road surface. Only £13 each. Sounds legit but they fucked up my new stereo install so need second opinion.

8 out of 10 for me, 1st one was 10/10. Thought the musical choices weren't as good and if anything overly gory without adding much. Sure she was Brody' s wife in Homeland and also the alien queen in the bang average but watchable (mainly for her) V reboot.

I thought I was the only one.... To be fair she does have a thyroid issue and feels hot when it's cold and vice versa. Makes predicting moods even more tricky sometimes.

My family clubbed together and got me a stone in the new stand with an inscription. Best present ever. The wife booked a surprise trip back home for this Sunday, two nights at the Pullman hotel and a trip to Anfield on Monday for the stadium tour. No kids either so opportunity for some adult fun. Made my week when she told me. It was after the disappointment of Saturday night so was a real pickmeup. Not been home in 5 years, to my shame. Any recommendations on new stuff to do? I doubt she'll agree to visit the Western Approaches exhibit but I'm going to try my luck.

Old school style. Allison now for a Brazilian spinal triumvirate.

I love a good fart and still find it hugely amusing if I or anyone else farts. I've been that person to let one off on a train or in a lift then keep a poker face as one or two others do the 'what the fuck is that smell' face. The gym I use has keycode access and these pods you have to step into before the door opens on the other side. Last week a big fella was in the pod as I waited to go into the gym. He said 'Cheers mate' as he left and I entered. He'd dropped his guts in there and for about five seconds all I could smell was something akin to rancid vegetables. I stepped out into the fresh air in the gym and looked back at the fella, he was just nonchalantly walking towards the car park. I presume he had control of his bowels and therefore it was a conscious decision to fart at that given moment. Being a sportsmanlike sort of person I had to accept that he'd done me like a kipper. Well played sir, I thought to myself.

It's absolutely fantastic. Always loved Jackman as an actor, but this cements his place as A1 box office for me. Cried a little as it was so inspiring and uplifting at the same time. 10 distractions from tonight's events out of 10.

Definitely get a dose there Stig.

Superbly put.

Good advice re GTA5. I played the 360 version, immersive doesn't do it justice. I played all the previous Gears games also on 360 and loved them, especially horde in co-op play. I've had around an hour of GOW4 and I'm a little disappointed to be honest. I'm working nights tonight so before I try and get some shut eye this afternoon going to revisit the originals.

Sounds like her. It never materialised anyway. Might have to change the password........

Wouldn't slimmer tyres mean new wheels and brake system though?

Don't get it.

Invest in one of these. Reserved only for wasps and those really annoying flies that never fuck off when they get the chance. Not to be used on spiders, bees, cats, dogs or children as that's just barbaric. They emit a mild electric current and make a satisfying crack when swatted then proceed to cook if you keep applying the button.

I get away with the odd cigarette now and then but would like to quit for good. When I met mt wife she told me she was very anti-drugs and whatever I'd done before was fine but needed to stop. I was 28 then and only smoked occssionally so no big deal. My wife would probably divorce me if she ever found this out. I had a crafty spliff last year I got courtesy of two Scouse lads who did some contract work for the company I work for. It was night work and I got home about 3am, went to the back of the garden and rolled myself a joint with this pungent sticky skunk. I still recall the lengths I just to go to when I was 18 or so and smoking fairly regularly. The old instincts and pre-planning of various scenarios just in case I was disturbed came to the fore. Took off my polo shirt so it didn't stink, smoked it and felt OK for about 5 or 10 minutes. Went inside and washed my hands & face then put a new t shirt on and sat down on a comfy couch with some crisps and crunchy stuff. All washed down with a couple of beers. I put a selection of music from all genres and eras on YouTube, on a low-ish volume of course. DSOTM and a couple of other Floyd tracks were played of course We've got two cats and they both must have known that by that point I was a bit floaty so they jumped up and doing that thing cats do when they want to be stroked. It then started raining quite heavily, with some thunder and lightning too. At that point I was away with the fairies, if she'd come down and seen me gurning she would have kicked me out there and then. Enjoyed it immensely but not worth the risk in future. I don't have secrets from her, except this one.