The Official Cricket Thread

[Pureblood]

51 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Going at over five an over at club level is an absolute disgrace.

Got a bit twatted last week bowling into a very strong headwind, 4 overs 28/0. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

12 minutes ago, Pureblood said:

Got a bit twatted last week bowling into a very strong headwind, 4 overs 28/0. 

U9’s?

[Rico1304]

We’ve got this new player, gets along with everyone. 
 

 

[alles ist gut]

This is not going well.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Roy is cooked for me with no foot movement the hand eye has to bang on. Root should have left it. Stokes was a great ball. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Hahaha! Pathetic twats!

[Mudface]

So we're now ace at Tests and shit at limited overs.

[Captain Howdy]

Tight game, should be a thrilling series.

[Jairzinho]

Livingstone and Roy should stick to 20 over cricket. Too thick to adapt to situations within games. Just let them play the pretend stuff. 

[Vincent Vega]

Good game here between Yorkshire and Lancashire in the semis of the T20 Blast.

[Jairzinho]

Worragame. 

 

James Vince is a phenomenal captain. 

[sir roger]

Fancy rolling up for your local village team still half-pissed from a Friday night session and finding out Mark Wood is playing for the opposition to get some fitness back. Lanchester v Ashington yesterday.

[YorkshireRed]

10 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Fancy rolling up for your local village team still half-pissed from a Friday night session and finding out Mark Wood is playing for the opposition to get some fitness back. Lanchester v Ashington yesterday.

Just saw the footage in a break of play at Old Trafford. I’d have retired in anticipation of being hurt if I was facing him. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

20 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

Worragame. 

 

James Vince is a phenomenal captain. 

Buttler ain’t.

[Rico1304]

I’m coming out of retirement next week to help a mates team out.  It’s been 5 years, this won’t be pretty. 

[sir roger]

5 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Just saw the footage in a break of play at Old Trafford. I’d have retired in anticipation of being hurt if I was facing him. 

I'd be taking my guard from the square leg umpire

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

29 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

I’m coming out of retirement next week to help a mates team out.  It’s been 5 years, this won’t be pretty. 

Good luck. Give them hell.

[Rico1304]

1 minute ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Good luck. Give them hell.

Ha, cheers.  Obviously if I’m shit I won’t be posting in this thread ever again.  

[sir roger]

2 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

Ha, cheers.  Obviously if I’m shit I won’t be posting in this thread ever again.  

I'm expecting at least a Youtube link 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

3 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

Ha, cheers.  Obviously if I’m shit I won’t be posting in this thread ever again.  

You cannot be worse than a certain leggie, you’ll be fine.

[Rico1304]

17 hours ago, sir roger said:

I'm expecting at least a Youtube link 

I’ve just had to register for something call PlayCricket so the scores will be available to keep me honest.   
 

Should mean anyone claiming to be playing could prove their figures.  

[Rico1304]

In a double blow I’m no longer playing tomorrow and I’ve got tickets for today.  Looks like a washout. 

[Edward.]

On 18/07/2022 at 15:10, Rico1304 said:

I’ve just had to register for something call PlayCricket so the scores will be available to keep me honest.   
 

Should mean anyone claiming to be playing could prove their figures.  

Does the team not have a page on Playcricket? Which would have your stats on, I haven't registered but I can check my figures etc.

[sir roger]

2 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

In a double blow I’m no longer playing tomorrow and I’ve got tickets for today.  Looks like a washout. 

At least you will be able to get out of bed unaided on Sunday

[Lee909]

South African wickets falling quick

6-4 chasing 201 over 29 innings