*Shakes head* Everton again.

[General Dryness]

"Kopites are gobshites"

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/JeffollaJeff/status/882645656015441920/video/1

There's a strong possibility that his parents were related. First cousins at least. At least.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Professional Scouser with a punched/punchable face. Fucking laughably sad. God bless.

[Bob]

Professional Scouser with a punched/punchable face. Fucking laughably sad. God bless.

Easy now... my daughter saw that on my phone and said “that looks like you before you were bald”.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Easy now... my daughter saw that on my phone and said “that looks like you before you were bald”.

Come to think of it he was a handsome bastard.

[Harry Squatter]

Professional Scouser with a punched/punchable face. Fucking laughably sad. God bless.

He's the same fella who sings "hilarious" Purple Aki songs without knowing his proper name. He's from Birkenhead as well.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

He's the same fella who sings "hilarious" Purple Aki songs without knowing his proper name. He's from Birkenhead as well.

Exaggerated accent was a giveaway.

[deiseach]

USM - Unstoppable Scoffing Machine.

[Bjornebye]

Lip up fatty

[Pidge]

Sounds like when I was sexually assaulted by a 80’s ska band

 

It must be love.

[General Dryness]

USM - Unstoppable Scoffing Machine.

When Fat Sam goes into a restaurant, he orders The Specials.

[magicrat]

USM - Unstoppable Scoffing Machine.

 

Sam Creosote 

 

[Sputnik1]

 

 

When Fat Sam goes into a restaurant, he orders The Specials.

 

 

Too much foo yung. 

[manwiththestick]

USM - Unstoppable Scoffing Machine.

Sheriff Fatman.

[sir roger]

Lookman gone on loan to RB Leipzig. That'll teach him to go forward with purpose in the derby , next thing you know he will be having shots on goal.

[Harry Squatter]

Hope he doesn't hurt Keita in a training ground accident. Hed be treated like scoring the winner in a derby if he did.

[dylstar]

Too much foo yung.

 

....Working for the skiprats

You know you're wasting your time

Working for the skiprats

You're no friend of mine...

[Anubis]

Not a popular decision that Lookman one.

[Sputnik1]

Can you hear them

They talk about us
Telling lies
Well, that's no surprise

 

Can you see them
See right through them
They have no shield
No secrets to reveal

It doesn't matter what they say
In the jealous games people play
Our lips are sealed

 

Give no mind to what they say
It doesn't matter anyway

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Can you hear them

They talk about us

Telling lies

Well, that's no surprise

 

Can you see them

See right through them

They have no shield

No secrets to reveal

It doesn't matter what they say

In the jealous games people play

Our lips are sealed

 

Give no mind to what they say

It doesn't matter anyway

Sam is more eat for three than Fun Boy Three. But it's touch and Gogo.

[manwiththestick]

Move aside Dixie and Dunk, a new legend is "born"

[Rorschach08]

How long until the Walcott>Salah shouts start?

 

Mind you it's always nice to see a boyhood red doing well for himself.

[an tha]

Two goals for Walcott....fire up the 'Better strike rate than Salah' rhetoric from the blues.

[Wezza]

Sheriff Fatman.

Every thread needs a Carter reference

[Tj hooker]

Wonder when SteveO will weigh in with his new valuation for better than Salah Walcott

[an tha]

Wonder when SteveO will weigh in with his new valuation for better than Salah Walcott

When is computer time at Stoddart House?