*Shakes head* Everton again.

[deiseach]

Peter Reid certainly knows his audience - no ticket required! #wegothebooksigning

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

During a break in the one dayers the other week they showed Paul Collingwoods Testimonial a 20/20 between Sunderland and Newcastle, Collingwood is a Sunderland fan. Teams in footy kits, Keegan managed Newcastle, Reid Sunderland. Reid sitting there in a flat cap, reminded me of the tea adverts.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Liverpool Echo - Birmingham CW Games bid no compliant ooooooooh. Don't say why but this should awaken the BS from their slumber and spark the conspiracy theories and bias claims.

[Hades]

Neville Southall is superb. Makes me wish we had some ex-players that aren't Tory slime.

[TheHowieLama]

The fella is like what 70 and in both pictures wearing one of them rubber cause bracelets that went out about 10 years ago - sheesh.

[Iceman]

Maybe it's a 'Nil By Mouth' hospital bracelet. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Driving back from Calderstones park yesterday I saw a house which had glass porch doors, each pane had the Everton badge on it and the car had about 3 stickers "chosen" "we go the game" and one which looked like the Shankly gates oddly enough on it.

 

I think a bloo lived there

[Barrington Womble]

Driving back from Calderstones park yesterday I saw a house which had glass porch doors, each pane had the Everton badge on it and the car had about 3 stickers "chosen" "we go the game" and one which looked like the Shankly gates oddly enough on it.

 

I think a bloo lived there

Isn't the one like shankly gates the "in my heart in my soul" nonsense?

[Paulie Dangerously]

Isn't the one like shankly gates the "in my heart in my soul" nonsense?

 

Possibly that one, I was shaking my head so couldn't focus on it!

 

In other news in yet another glorious victory for our bloo Overlords they won the "5 players starting for England U21s and none for the red Shite" trophy. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Possibly that one, I was shaking my head so couldn't focus on it!

 

In other news in yet another glorious victory for our bloo Overlords they won the "5 players starting for England U21s and none for the red Shite" trophy. 

 

Also know as "the REAL derby"

[Red74]

Driving back from Calderstones park yesterday I saw a house which had glass porch doors, each pane had the Everton badge on it and the car had about 3 stickers "chosen" "we go the game" and one which looked like the Shankly gates oddly enough on it.

 

I think a bloo lived there

Probably big gay bills house that

[Ginny]

Peter Reid is 100% HELMET

[Lee909]

Has Reid made up any ground on Maradona yet.

[Kidder Bukowski]

It seems Everton are considering an appeal against the Limassol result on the grounds that the gas fitter who scored against them was not Corgi registered. 

[Strontium]

It seems Everton are considering an appeal against the Limassol result on the grounds that the gas fitter who scored against them was not Corgi registered.

Only two weeks late there.

 

Apparently they are asking for last nights result to be overturned as the gas fitter who scored the Cypriots second goal wasn't corgi registered.

[Kidder Bukowski]

Only two weeks late there.

 

Apologies. I don't haunt the place like yourself!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Apologies. I don't haunt the place like yourself!

Ghost Dog?

[SlugTrail]

And it didn't get any funnier the second time around.

[razor]

Personally, I appropriated this very humorous epigram and received a high degree of positive approval.

[Sputnik1]

Corgi as a registration was replaced by Gas Safe in 2009. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Corgi as a registration was replaced by Gas Safe in 2009.

 

Everton nearly signed Gaz Safe, thought he was a Welsh International.

 

Had a trial though, failed after word leaked out.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Hey lads,

 

I heard Everton are trying to get UEFA to overturn the match against the Cypriot team.  Turned out the plumber who scored wasn't CORGI registered!!!

[Kidder Bukowski]

That's an old one yer daft cunt!

[Russ Atmosphere]

Counts as a fresh gag round here.

[sh#t waffle]

Why would a gas fitter need to be CORGI registered to play football? You do not have to be registered as anything other than a footballer in order to play football. And even if you did, CORGI was the British standard; I doubt a gas fitter based in Cyprus would even be able to apply to become registered here. This is absolute bullshit.