Noel Gallagher quits Oasis

[Bruce Spanner]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Noel has clearly jumped on the arrogant gobshite train. He did it a long time ago. 

 

Some of you lot chat some fucking shit about Oasis though. One of the most important bands of the last 30 years. While you were writing "I will not pick my nose and eat it" lines, Noel was writing Champagne Supernova. 

 

Idiots. 

At least that scans and makes sense and doesn’t sound like the Jabberwocky composed on coke.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Some day we will find him

Buried beneath his own shite 

Spreading that Corona live on Sky

[Mudface]

I'd still be writing out lines now if I'd written this gibberish in class-

 

Slowly walking down the hall,

Faster than a cannonball.

[Captain Howdy]

58 minutes ago, Mudface said:

I'd still be writing out lines now if I'd written this gibberish in class-

 

Slowly walking down the hall,

Faster than a cannonball.

In fairness even Dylan came up with “wiggle wiggle like a bowl of soup” freaks my nut to this day

[Dr Nowt]

1 hour ago, Gnasher said:

You've got the mind of a rock star angry

 

 

 

Those are the most profound lyrics he’s ever written.

[Section_31]

When I went to St Helens College in 97, everyone had hair like the Gallaghers and dressed like them, went to their concerts, listened to their music, owned their music, then at lunchtime went to Virgin to listen to Oasis albums they already owned, then after college went to the pub and put Oasis music on the jukebox. It was like I'd died and gone to wannabe Manc purgatory. 

 

I myself was into the Manics and dressed like Phil Mitchell. I befriended the college's only heavy metal fan and we used to sit on the crash barrier in the middle of the expressway drinking Japanese beer and eating bread. 

[Mudface]

6 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

Those are the most profound lyrics he’s ever written.

He can write?

[Anubis]

15 hours ago, cloggypop said:

Big competition on right now for biggest Mancunian musical gobshite. 

Come at the King and you’d best not miss.

 

[Gnasher]

I think I preferred the days when rock stars squabbled over super models and which one threw the most tv sets out of hotel windows but these are strange times so heres another couple of half Irish brothers giving us their veiws on staying safe, now these boys do bring a bit a of talent to the party, give it an hour or so and  we'll have the Jonas brothers giving us covid saftey advice from god.

 

 

[ZonkoVille77]

Please somebody, anybody, just put me out of my misery. 

 

Fuck sake.

[VladimirIlyich]

8 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

They also make some of us more attractive to women.  

That's not the mask,that's the chloroform on the handkerchief.

[Gnasher]

4 hours ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

Please somebody, anybody, just put me out of my misery. 

 

Fuck sake.

Sorry, 

 

 

https://metro.co.uk/2020/02/28/liam-gallagher-thought-coronavirus-house-just-hot-confusing-scary-12321292/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

[cloggypop]

Famous UFO expert Shaun Ryder as the voice of reason 

 

https://www.nme.com/news/music/happy-mondays-shaun-ryder-thinks-he-had-coronavirus-i-had-no-energy-2638073

[Gnasher]

2 hours ago, cloggypop said:

Famous UFO expert Shaun Ryder as the voice of reason 

 

https://www.nme.com/news/music/happy-mondays-shaun-ryder-thinks-he-had-coronavirus-i-had-no-energy-2638073

In troubled times our rock stars always come to the rescue,

 

Ryder "just think positive, every time I think of someone I dont want to see they knock on my door" 

 

Liam Gallagher "I thought I had covid I went all hot, but then I realised I had the heating on"

[cloggypop]

It's a fucking shame we don't have Mark E Smith to sort this damn mess out. 

 

At least he left us this... 

 

Idiot groups with no shape or form
Out of their heads on a quid of blow
The shapeless kecks flapping up a storm
Look at what they are: a pack of worms

Idiot Joy Showland
The nylon leaves are falling
From the twisted shell of your cranium
Your mystic jump suits cannot hide
Your competitive plagiarism

Idiot Joy Showland
Freddie and the Dreamers, come on up
Hey you imitators, come on up
Hey little singer, come on up
Show us your house and
Show us your cock
The working class has been shafted
So what the fuck you sneering at?
Your prerogative in life it seems
Is living out an ad man's dream

Idiot Joy Showland
California has Disneyland
And…

 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

17 hours ago, Section_31 said:

When I went to St Helens College in 97, everyone had hair like the Gallaghers and dressed like them, went to their concerts, listened to their music, owned their music, then at lunchtime went to Virgin to listen to Oasis albums they already owned, then after college went to the pub and put Oasis music on the jukebox. It was like I'd died and gone to wannabe Manc purgatory. 

 

I myself was into the Manics and dressed like Phil Mitchell. I befriended the college's only heavy metal fan and we used to sit on the crash barrier in the middle of the expressway drinking Japanese beer and eating bread. 

I was there in 2000 on a bursary - thank EU - but I looked like a dodgy e freak, which was apposite. This I appreciated the manics more at Maine road, definitely better than Oasis, who to be fair were living the dream playing there.

 

NG wants to be out there but lacks the bottle. who asks Future Sound of London to help write an album and says it's too weird? what the point of asking them then, they do weird shit.

He's said himself the latest NGHFB stuff is musically influenced by David Holmes - who I think produced some of it.

He's a good collaborator it would seem, just some of the collaborators don't get asked, and he's risk averse whilst wanting to seem edgy.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

19 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 
There’s a brilliant, but terrifying, documentary that has this as a focus called ‘Coded Bias’ sheer serendipity I watched it last night and it’s fascinating and really informative.

 

 

suss laws on steroids, as long as it all gets passed on scanning white folks.

 

Similar bias in medicine has led to decades of misdiagnosis and highly likely untold numbers of deaths.

Majority of medicine was practised by and for (historicaly white) men. so symptoms etc are expected to appear the same across sexes, gender bias

[cloggypop]

Last one is pure Partridge 

 

[johnsusername]

The Best of? Fucking hell. Pick Quadrophenia or Who's Next. 

[Mook]

Pretty much as you'd expect from him, having heard his music over the years.

[sh#t waffle]

On 17/09/2020 at 06:01, Audrey Witherspoon said:

 

 

NG wants to be out there but lacks the bottle. who asks Future Sound of London to help write an album and says it's too weird? what the point of asking them then, they do weird shit.

 

Agree. He also got Death in Vegas in to produce Oasis in 2004, bottled it and made Don't Believe the Truth.

[General Dryness]

35 minutes ago, Mook said:

Pretty much as you'd expect from him, having heard his music over the years.

No Quo on there, surprisingly. Might have been a bit of a giveaway though.

[Mook]

8 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

No Quo on there, surprisingly. Might have been a bit of a giveaway though.

Aye, I would've maybe guessed that this would be in there...

 

 

[Stickman]

51 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Last one is pure Partridge 

 

[cloggypop]

He wanted Slade instead of that Manc dance compilation really. Best of, obviously.