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    Greatest Album Ever - Group R (Vote for your top 2)

    Village Green is an English masterpiece.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Why are they so angry, all the time? Mad twats.
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    Other football - 2020/21

    I want Man City to win every league game for the rest of th season, the league cup and the FA cup - maybe someone will start to question the madness of the situation.
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    Coronavirus

    So the government want kids in school for longer hours and a shorter summer holiday. "Hey kids! We know that your lives have been shit for a year, you've barely seen your mates, you've been working on computers all day stuck with your family - so how about being in school 8am to 5pm, plus we'll take two weeks off your summer holiday! Sound good?!" Your cool Uncle Gav.
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    Jodie Comer

    You're welcome.
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    Greatest Album Ever - Group P (Vote for your top 2)

    The Queen is Dead is a masterpiece. 36 Chambers is near masterpiece levels though I don't like the talky bits. Why do rappers have talky bits on albums?
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    Other football - 2020/21

    LFC 2021 - "Hold my beer."
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Super Nes?
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    Thiago Alcantara

    The way things are going that'll be 2022, with some luck and a fair wind.
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    Mane: Bobby makes everything easier for us

    Sadio trying to deflect attention from his own terrible form - "Don't look at me, look at that other player!"
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    Go fuck yourselves FSG

    Got to pull you up on that mate - we bought Adrian and Sepp Van Den Berg - two world class additions to the squad. A great example of strengthening while on top.
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    Best Album Ever Tournament -The Nominations

    I remember when this came out, Billy Butler played it on his afternoon show on Radio Merseyside. He gave it a big introduction saying what a great new song it was and how these young bands are so exciting. But he played the explicit version - Mike Skinner effing and blinding on daytime radio. Mrs Butler's Eldest must have gone for a piss because it was on for a good while before he dragged it off the record player. He was all apologies and spent a lot of time questioning why these new bands have to put such language in their songs. Funny - it's coming up for 20 years since that happened but I remember it like it was yesterday. And yet sometimes I can't even remember what I did on the actual yesterday.
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    Mane: Bobby makes everything easier for us

    James Pearce said we haven't scored a goal from open play at Anfield for 9 hours! Fucking hell.
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    Is There a Fitness Thread?

    No, I hurt my fucking knee walking up the stairs at the weekend. Life is just one calamitous kick in the balls after the next, I've found.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    They'll never be happy mate, as long as LFC exists, because everything they do is looked at through their strange, bitter and twisted LFC prism.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Bramley Moore approved - quite the week for the Blues!
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    Coronavirus

    That's amazing. Wants a pat on the back for the vaccine (nothing to do with him) and wants nothing to do with the death toll.
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    Greatest Album Ever - Group N (Vote for your top 2)

    I was 15 when Definitely Maybe came out - it was an absolute sensation in our school. Great days. Similarly, discovered Blonde on Blonde when I was about 17 and it's imprinted onto my brain.
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    Coronavirus

    Yep. Like Christmas - why didn't they shut schools early by a week or two (as some schools suggested at the time) and extend the Christmas holidays by a couple more weeks afterwards? The virus was absolutely rampant for those weeks. But no, they threatened those schools with legal action (though not the private schools which decided to close early anyway), and brought all the kids back for one day in January, then closed them again (though this time changed the definition of a key workers so classes were half full anyway).
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    Worst stand-up comedian ever

    I saw Stewart Lee at the Philharmonic and thought he was good. I don't really watch much stand up, but a few years ago me and the wife went to the comedy club in the Albert Dock. There was a group of out of town lads who thought it would be great to heckle every act, and most of the acts couldn't handle it. Apart from Martin Mor the Northern Irish comedian who came on last, and who absolutely tore the lads apart before getting them thrown out. Everyone was cheering as they got escorted out the club, probably to go to Revolution to drink Smirnoff Ice and Carling. So yeah, Martin Mor is okay by me.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    "Goodison Park is beyond fixing up, as you can see from the extensive use of 19th century wood. Remember - always check the legal pack before buying - something the Everton owners didn't in 1892. 'Now, let's see what's up the stairs."
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Well if crippling our best player and trying to cripple our new signing didn't get them fired up then I don't think that will. Gomes was free to go round kicking whoever he wanted and no-one seemed too bothered. No Henderson and no Milner means no one badgering the referee.
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    Coronavirus

    Has he got a Union Jack flag hung on a wall in his house?
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